Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O_px0hW7Ds

乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

PUAs getting sorta out there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:32 (thirteen years ago)

in my building this morning:

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i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

hot dog man made me gag in a way I have never gagged before

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

BLINDED BY RATCHET MIST

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

why would you want your bed buggy comforter back?

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

*scratches chin*

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

"blinded by ratchet mist" got me as well

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

So the laundry room now has bedbugs, nice one Felix

badg, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

And I always thought Felix was the neat one.

pplains, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Felix is actually the super fwiw, and I don't think he's the one who wrote that. In fact I wonder if he was even informed.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

Bet you're thrilled about the bed bugs in your building!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am assuming and really hoping that was a badly thought-out lie designed to get the comforter back.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i assumed it was a lie but what kind of dork wants people to think they harbour bed bugs?

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I kind of wanted to write an angry note response, like "You stupid motherfucker, if you washed your bed-bug ridden crap in our communal laundry room then you are going to lose a lot more than your stupid comforter when I find out who you are"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

Also, do you really have security cameras in the laundry room? Fancy, fancy!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

I think we do actually? My building is weird -- it's an old queens building but it got bought by some big investment trust, which is gradually trying to push out the rent-stabilized tenants, so I could see them doing something like putting in security cameras and then saying "capital improvement, we have to raise rents"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

who washes a feather duvet in a washing machine?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

"down" means feather, right?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

it can mean feather or brick, depending on whether you mean before or after you put it through the washing machine

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

you can get synthetic down cant u?

max, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

haha yes, I just wanted to make that joke

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPJuJSVmNA

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

in british english, if it's synthetic it's not "down", by definition, or at least that's my understanding.

i dunno. i am finding the whole bed terminology thing here extremely confusing! i am just going to go to ikea where they speak my decadent euro language.

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

glad to bring lolz to the this thread btw

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

You wouldn't call synthetic material "down" here - you'd call it "down alternative". I wash my down comforter in the washing machine and it is doing well after 5 or 6 years.

More lolz

Je55e, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

somebody likes his lightsaber

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

gross, semi-NSFW, and borderline child porn, I suggest mods delete that one

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6-bLBgTBWg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2013/07/most_bangable_members_ny_philharmonic.php

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

it's become self-aware

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

wth is passive-aggressive satire

Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

"troll" in douche speak?

Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

kinda funny though

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

ok i lold

Matt Poop (Matt P), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:27 (thirteen years ago)

It almost seems like one of the Onion's slideshows, except this one is real.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

yeah but what is REAL

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

CHURK-CHACK! One bang bullet locked and loaded.

how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

no I think it was basically supposed to be onionesque, only it had the added (unintended?) feature of subtly lampooning the Voice's decline.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

fully intended, just poorly considered

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

idk I thought it worked

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ at the link to maura's not even that old piece being there also

balls, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

seems like a play (satire? rip off?) of the bangable dudes in pro cycling (which I think was uh a leader in the bangable blogs?)

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knohDiCp9fg

caek, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

jesus christ at the link to maura's not even that old piece being there also
--balls

why Jesus Christ isn't linking to it sort of the neon "get it" sign

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 4 July 2013 03:50 (thirteen years ago)


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