Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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kenjataimu (cozen), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:47 (thirteen years ago)

omg the ghost one. ha!

andrew m., Wednesday, 26 June 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

some guy posted this in my store tonight. if you are looking to join a band.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/1013054_10200719743728673_1156143735_n.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 27 June 2013 03:46 (thirteen years ago)

exploding actress is one of those things where you're just happy the internet exists

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 June 2013 04:36 (thirteen years ago)

i'm a terrible guiterist but fortunately i don't need the 10 bucks. this is a talking heads/rush cover band right?

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 June 2013 10:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GMVV2pY.gif

乒乓, Thursday, 27 June 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/NJcNi5S.gif

乒乓, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection

http://i.imgur.com/eU55Y98.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 28 June 2013 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

dont push down on it you'll weaken that shit for when u want it son

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Friday, 28 June 2013 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

just tuck it in up under yr belt ime

dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Friday, 28 June 2013 12:18 (thirteen years ago)

Danny

Member since:
November 06, 2006

guys ought never to cover up their hardons. womens' boobs stick out much more & very vulgar, & women are not ashamed. I find breasts awful to see jutting out.

so guys must NEVER hide their hardons.

― Heave Ho, Saturday, December 15, 2007 11:33 PM (5 years ago)

am0n, Friday, 28 June 2013 20:48 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sAdBA6IKjo#t=10m02s

del griffith, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

^ 10:02 btw

"Put a book in front of it"

del griffith, Friday, 28 June 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

i don't know why i think those ads are funny. but i do. smell nothing is just such a great inspirational mantra.

scott seward, Saturday, 29 June 2013 00:01 (thirteen years ago)

smell no evil

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Saturday, 29 June 2013 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002075_488747944546247_523099710_n.jpg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Monday, 1 July 2013 00:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O_px0hW7Ds

乒乓, Monday, 1 July 2013 04:53 (thirteen years ago)

PUAs getting sorta out there

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Monday, 1 July 2013 05:32 (thirteen years ago)

in my building this morning:

http://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/s403x403/999337_10152967839250304_1914685413_n.jpg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 13:51 (thirteen years ago)

hot dog man made me gag in a way I have never gagged before

Romantic style in da world (crüt), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

BLINDED BY RATCHET MIST

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

why would you want your bed buggy comforter back?

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:42 (thirteen years ago)

*scratches chin*

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

"blinded by ratchet mist" got me as well

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

So the laundry room now has bedbugs, nice one Felix

badg, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

And I always thought Felix was the neat one.

pplains, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:09 (thirteen years ago)

Felix is actually the super fwiw, and I don't think he's the one who wrote that. In fact I wonder if he was even informed.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

Bet you're thrilled about the bed bugs in your building!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

I am assuming and really hoping that was a badly thought-out lie designed to get the comforter back.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

yeah i assumed it was a lie but what kind of dork wants people to think they harbour bed bugs?

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:15 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I kind of wanted to write an angry note response, like "You stupid motherfucker, if you washed your bed-bug ridden crap in our communal laundry room then you are going to lose a lot more than your stupid comforter when I find out who you are"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:16 (thirteen years ago)

Also, do you really have security cameras in the laundry room? Fancy, fancy!

how's life, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:17 (thirteen years ago)

I think we do actually? My building is weird -- it's an old queens building but it got bought by some big investment trust, which is gradually trying to push out the rent-stabilized tenants, so I could see them doing something like putting in security cameras and then saying "capital improvement, we have to raise rents"

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

who washes a feather duvet in a washing machine?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

"down" means feather, right?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

it can mean feather or brick, depending on whether you mean before or after you put it through the washing machine

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:33 (thirteen years ago)

you can get synthetic down cant u?

max, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

haha yes, I just wanted to make that joke

big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPJuJSVmNA

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

in british english, if it's synthetic it's not "down", by definition, or at least that's my understanding.

i dunno. i am finding the whole bed terminology thing here extremely confusing! i am just going to go to ikea where they speak my decadent euro language.

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

glad to bring lolz to the this thread btw

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

You wouldn't call synthetic material "down" here - you'd call it "down alternative". I wash my down comforter in the washing machine and it is doing well after 5 or 6 years.

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Je55e, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

somebody likes his lightsaber

for many people a really special folder makes a huge difference (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:35 (thirteen years ago)

gross, semi-NSFW, and borderline child porn, I suggest mods delete that one

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6-bLBgTBWg

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)


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