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who cares?

girls are dirty!

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― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

i febreze the pants once in a while so they don't reek (well ... they reek of washing line fresh febreze)

seriously though, she doesn't get to complain when her poor cat is walking around with crusty poops stuck to its butthair because she doesn't empty out the litter often enough!

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

seriously though, girls are dirty!!

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

one of my lady roomies is super clean. the other is somewhere in the middle.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

secret slobs, then

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

other than the bottle that has dead cigarettes in it and the single ashtray, i have converted to a relatively clean and suedo-organized living situation. it just happened one day.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

that is (and lfam could confirm): i have been at extreme lengths of trash and dirtbag.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

i think i did laundry maybe three times freshman year of college. srsly.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

i am at about three times/mo now!! large improvement.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:04 (nineteen years ago)

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I like yr attitude, Vahid! How are the LVCs btw? I was thinking about a pair, but the Japanese seem to be kicking everyone's ass on the denim front these days.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

they are gorgeous. the denim is just ... insane. so much texture, such a gorgeous indigo.

thing is they are shrink-to-fit, but i bought them fairly tight because all of my other raw jeans have stretched about two or three inches. i wonder if i should have bought them too big and done a cold soak to shrink them ... i don't know, i guess i just chickened out on the idea of buying these huge jeans and spending all that time crouched in the bathtub waiting for them to dry on my legs and shrink to the perfect fit.

problem is, if these DON'T stretch, i am going to be the owner of some tight-ass jeans.

what would be ideal is if they stretched a bit, but not too much. then i'll just wear them unwashed FOREVER.

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

the LVCs seemed like a good alternative to japanese jeans, they are priced about a bill cheaper. i can justify paying $150 for a good super-classic pair of jeans that i can wear for a few years straight but when i catch myself looking at any item of clothing that costs $200 and over and isn't a suit i start to wonder at my priorities in life.

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

and if it will wreck my dirtbag image

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'd bet the LVCs should stretch out fine, but if not, can always soak the waist and stretch them some yourself. There are some nice brands of Japanese jeans for around $200ish a pair, but I know what you mean about the price..I justified the cost of my Eternals and Samurais by the fact they should last quite a long time.

Despite the cost, the way these are worn is in keeping with the dirtbag thing, I say. If they were some sort of designer predistressed denim, I would turn in my dirtbag card though!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

IMPORTED BUT NOT PRE-DISTRESSED

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

i havent washed my hair since, let me think, april

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:56 (nineteen years ago)

that's because you're bald

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

everywhere

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

i am?

come to think of it, i do shampoo my beard once a week

― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:06 (nineteen years ago)

Been going commando for something like 11 yrs straight!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

a) laundry, everywhere. (contained to bedroom, not bed.)

b) just made out with TOTAL STRANGER, kicked him out when came to senses (well, quarter-way came to wft??! senses. i r resonpsonible.)

c) haven't washed hair in 3 days. looks good. wel fuck u. hair.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

(that said, he was dirtbag himself, no evil on my part, truly.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

stop talking about your gay dirty jeans fetish vahid!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

(j/k, I want some fancy pants)

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

Oh fuck I'm going to make noise enemy thread

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

do it :D

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, I have the ultimate dirt bag squalor secret which is too horrible to be told for real, even if it isn't really my fault.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:43 (nineteen years ago)

holy crap, this has made me realise that i've never washed my car. i got it around Xmas 2004. will it spectacularly fall apart one day, like a clownmobile?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

ANYWAY is possibly my favourite response for entertainment value by people to things, but only if followed up on, otherwise, y'know, why even say it (baiting, baiting)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

my car is a disaster!.. bag of plastic containers in the trunk for recycling (my office doesn't recycle plastic so I had to take it with me), and a couple of apple cores on the floor.. I think there's a banana peel from yesterday.. gotta clean that. definitely have piles of clothes all over in my room. it's hard to stay on top of cleaning everything when the job is stressful, commute annoying, no energy most evenings when I get home.

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 23 September 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

There was a long string of cobweb hanging over our bed for months. We used to lie there blowing it to watch it dance.

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

for a minute i thought that was a metaphor

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

I think so too.

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?t=76713

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

A few months ago, because I was too lazy to get dressed and get my key and go to the bathroom on the floor, I took a poo into a garbage bag. Then I threw the garbage back down the chute, my floormates none the wiser.
Well, yesterday at 11:30 at night I had a similar problem. I had a stomach ache and I really didn't feel like getting dressed and fumbling around with my wallet, so I shat into another garbage bag.
Here's the twist.
The chute is completely blocked up. It's filled with trash, nothing can enter it, it's completely full. There's even a sign on it saying "DO NOT OPEN."
So, here I am with a bag of shit in my room. I put it in a suitcase in my closet. My room doesn't smell at all, but the closet is pretty stinky. This is awful and humiliating.
Hopefully the garbage chute will be cleared up tomorrow (I think tomorrow's a trash day)... Will my suitcase forever smell like poo? Or is the fact that it's in a garbage bag preventing that from happening?

I get all nervous when people come into my room. It's like the tell-tale heart.

we ain't got nothing on those guys

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.schloss.ro/quentin.jpg

this man never cleaned his flat

"after the first three years it doesn't get any dirtier"

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

that's not me btw.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

the telltale poo!

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

there was a funny storiy in a similar vein in the last issue of vice

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that is fucking gross.

not exactly that dirty, but:
my roommate was throwing up after a long night, and i was trying to get to bed, but couldn't because i had to pee very badly. from the sounds escaping from the bathroom, it seemed like it was going to be a long, drawn out vomit. so i opened my window, cut a hole in the screen, and relieved myself that way. dirtbag or clever?

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

total dirtbag!!

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/61/222219085_cab95f88d9_m.jpg
I'm sure I have more photographic evidence to support my status somewhere.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

A+

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

you look like jaxon, sort of

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

My car still has marine corps stickers on it from when I bought it 2 years ago FROM MY DAD. It is a styling 1993 Plymouth Sundance Hatchback.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

i have never washed my car, and i don't plan to. that's what rain is for. i've pissed in bottles because i was too lazy to go, but i've never been in vice. i have never shat in a bag, but i did throw up while driving once.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

i did throw up while driving once.

dude yr my new hero!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

I threw up out my window while driving once, but I was drunk. :(

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 23 September 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh damn, i threw up driving too.

i'll tell the story later

― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

i think it dirtbag too, but it was 4 in the morning and i live on the seventh floor, with a parking lot below. eh.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

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― slam dunk, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:47 (ten years ago)

i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 02:26 (ten years ago)

i am currently living in a van with two other people

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario

― crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:26 (ten years ago)

four years pass...

Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen

― Dan I., Thursday, 30 April 2020 18:24 (six years ago)

seven months pass...

bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet

― ffolkes (map), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:38 (five years ago)

i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat

― superdeep borehole (harbl), Monday, 21 December 2020 21:55 (five years ago)

not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice

― brimstead, Wednesday, 30 December 2020 23:12 (five years ago)

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