zing

looooool

huh?

brit in-joke

i don't get it

get over it imo

i see what you did there

Gordo Gordo

Concept: Female friend ragging on me for dismissing potential beau as "clearly insane and fucked up" because she mentioned she was into watersports and knifeplay, and "how do you know she's not just a perfectly balanced woman who has kink?"
Era: Two days ago
Analogy: "Yeah, I'm sure there's people who vote for the BNP because they agree with their taxation policy as well"
Flaw: People vote for the BNP because they're racists, not because of economical issues.

― Ringtone bisexual bible shower (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, February 16, 2009 10:42 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dom there are other threads where you can sideways brag about kinky girls who have crushes on you

― max, Monday, February 16, 2009 10:48 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dom can't fit sideways into those threads

― and what, Monday, February 16, 2009 11:00 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

double zing

who is john d to complain about anyone's quality control, eh?

― ian, Monday, February 16, 2009 8:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ thats a burn notice right there.

daaaaaag

looks like it's gonna be more straightforward-song-oriented record, less atmospheric and "experimental" than Yellow House

― Zeno, Monday, February 16, 2009 4:15 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^alarming news

― sonderangerbot, Monday, February 16, 2009 4:17 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark

we need a separate thread for shitty chuck lorre sitcoms but only if we can embed an audio file of a loud over-the-top fake laugh track that repeats every ten seconds

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:04 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^ only way to recreate the chuck lorre sitcom-watching experience in thread format

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:05 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

okay massive lolz at complaining about the laugh track in other sitcoms on a "How I Met Your Mother" thread

― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:06 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's a machine that can do that for you

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:09 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and chuck lorre owns 400 of them

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:09 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my spelling and syntax is a joke today.

― straightola, Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:01 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

*are

― k3vin k., Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

I reserved Watchmen at the library!

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:20 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

good to see you find something else to do besides showering in the bathroom sink and changing your plastic bag shoes

― harry s tfuman (and what), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dag

fuck you asshole, go cornhole andshit

lol @ Jordan somehow getting the backdraft of the burn

cataloging 'burns' is #1 among many preadolescent games here that suggests I need to go

http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/images/2/2f/Tumbleweed.gif

no argument here

lmao plastic bag shoes

http://www.pbs.org/engage/sites/all/files/blog_images/Ol_VL_K_3D.jpg

shiroipaperbagshoes

tbh i don't even get the zing, it just seemed so specific and personal that i felt it burning even tho i couldn't see its soul

somebody mock up one of those clothing montage photos with a scarf, a tweed hat, blue jeans and a 3xl iron sheik tee

― harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 19:13 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

john hodgman's twitter kind of sucks

― goole, Friday, February 20, 2009 7:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wow, what a great story!

― I feel twitterers around me (forksclovetofu), Friday, February 20, 2009 7:19 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol, that was an xpost and not intended as a zing.

was struggling on my bus ride home from my friends place to come up w/ a way to make this thread interesting

― deej da 5'9 (deej), Saturday, February 21, 2009 5:39 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

hahaha what thread

i thought it was a howard hughes reference: old, picky and crazy

Chaki's still around?!

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:27 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He now posts as (other ILX poster who has no traits in common with Chaki)

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:31 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought he went and quit after that one guy got banned.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Other ILX poster who has no traits in common with Chaki" is a pretty obvious pseudonym though.

― Tuomas, Saturday, February 21, 2009 4:37 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

youre making a joke

― lol (roxymuzak), Saturday, February 21, 2009 6:25 PM Bookmark

Why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce? It makes a good story, I guess.

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

― unfished business, Monday, March 12, 2007 12:53 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

FUCK OFF YOU PONCE

― Mr. Que, Monday, March 12, 2007 12:54 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A little context: Our annual drag competition occurred last night (and there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle), and I, the lovely Diana Swirl, proceeded to come third out of about twenty-five, a sterling effort indeed. Participants were then paraded about the combination room (posh room for fellows/dons/tutors) where the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff had assembled to appreciate and compliment alike (again, more photos coming soon). After that, back to the bar for a quick alcopop or five, and then off to the 2nd-place ladyboy's room for fun and games! At first, mere nudity and running about Old Court in the buff were the order of the day, but as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session. Truth grew rapidly dull, as is its wont, and upon my response to the question 'Have you ever pulled?', the young lady next to me was dared to rectify this sad state of affairs. One thing led to another, and a couple of minutes later she was tossing me off, my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form. Then the 2nd-place ladyboy decided that he'd make a better fist of things, and thus was my first heterosexual experience pursued hardily by my first homosexual one...

^poll

#1 - spongy love-length
#2 - she palpated its bulbous form
#3 - the 2nd-place ladyboy decide that he'd make a better fist of things
#4 - the more outrageously homosexual members of the Peterhouse teaching staff
#5 - there'll be a whole new slew of photos you're no doubt straining at the leash to ogle

why gleefully wallow in one's own shameful produce?

I suppose some find puerile behavior winsome.

as more port disappeared down our gullets, an empty vodka bottle presented itself and before we knew it we were locked into a vigorous Truth Or Dare session

Wait, so nobody was drinking vodka, they just brought an empty bottle along with them?

No headband?

is that like no homo?

I suppose some find puerile behavior winsome.

― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, February 22, 2009 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

<3 <3 <3 <3

yay, the Apatow daughters are back!

hopefully there's a red-band coming.

― Simon H., Monday, February 23, 2009 9:10 AM (1 hour ago)

i assume this didnt come out the way you'd planned

― k3vin k., Monday, February 23, 2009 10:12 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Masta Race (some dude),

lol

alcopops

or 5

alcopoppage

http://www.marsneedsguitars.com/blog_pics/britpop.jpg

christ, that LJ story

i know this is meta or whatev but like

"my spongy love-length refusing to straighten out to its maximum rigidity despite the expertise with which she palpated its bulbous form"

how do you even write this sentence

how do you even write this sentence

― Lord Infamous Epsilon (and what), Monday, 23 February 2009 19:02 (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Cambridge

using this pen

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/403522-FB~Quill-Pen-and-Ink-Well-Posters.jpg