zing

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

oh well : /

also he should have said "weren't"

this guy sucks

deciding if it is/is not a zing is irrelevant, we aren't here to list and catalog zings of the world, we are here to celebrate quality zings and that is not one

i was jk about picking on his grammar, i hope that was obv. im hungover. i apologize 4 it all tbh

you were otm though

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's basically "your mom is a slut." how incisive.

aren't both of the people in that exchange anti-gay?

mccain is very pro-gay

ah ok misread that

seems like much more of a zing on her dad than her

^^ this

It's an ugly, harsh zing, but executed perfectly, nonetheless imho.

the zinger doesn't give a fuck about "sanctity of marriage," probably just dislikes gay people. or doesn't care either way and just likes zinging the outliers of his own party.

nobody hates meghan mccain more than the right wing base. nobody else even cares iirc!

lol, yes

she's a woman, and she is younger than middle age

and also she is a woman

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

yeah he should have saved it

Did anyone ever read that Meghan McCain/Michael Ian Black book?

I mean, how does this exist
http://img.pr.com/article/1206/article_attachment_1340724646.jpg

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. picturing a frustrated serial monogamist being 'annoyed' by meghan mccain over his third cup of coffee and a paper open to wherever 'mallard fillmore' is.

yeah i can only imagine him pumping his fist all "i finally got her!"

do celebrity zing activists set phone notifications to vibrate?

♫ bang your head to your favourite song / it's very mechanical ♫

When James Cagney was a stylized lovable gangster, you didn't see the brains and viscera. That's easier to take, I think.

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

you could argue that seeing how horrible violence is is a bit more responsible

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:14 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm surprised you don't think a murderer can be loveable. I mean, lots of people love Obama

― polyphonic, Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:15 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is zing an unfunny excelsior

excelsior is an unfunny excelsior

^^truth bomb

bOmbTM

the Wetherspoon's magazine is an all time classic as well.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:19 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perhaps you could write some music reviews for it

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:23 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the real skill is saying something so stupid no one posts on a thread for hours: The Reverse ZClusterfuck

― waterface, Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1 Month Passes...

― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

Fake

Face'd

You wish

the fakeness in sarahell's response is what makes it a "zing" and not just another tedious waterface post

i call it fair and just, stevie otm

If you numbskulls had been able to withhold yourselfvs from postings for a whole month on that thread then yes, kudos. You would have gotten zing credit. That's what my joke was setting up. But oh no you can't stop posting on ILX for a whole month. Whatever

what do u call a hundred board lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

what

idk a good place to set up a colony of noise dudes?

sigh

what do u call a hundred board lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

peaceful

idk a good place to set up a colony of noise dudes?

― Mordy , Friday, July 12, 2013 1:43 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this did not go where i expected it to go

kathy lee was a grower, but its one of the weaker links imo and a surprising choice for single/video. on the whole i find this really special and suspect it will be a hit with anyone fond of the JBs.

production-wise it sits somewhere between Last Exit and the more "accomplished" sounding So This is Goodbye. it's impossibly lush in places and quite spacey, but with lots of little rough edges and arrangements that on first pass may seem half-baked.

there's that familiar polyrhythm wrought by skittery percussion and arpeggios and tremolos and oddly-timed delays and gently modulated synth drone. oh and there's some fucking stellar chord work throughout.

really impressive debut

― anza808, Friday, August 23, 2013 4:32 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think its a great album, even if it is basically kind of a 'what if junior boys produced aaliyah' kind of project. im not that fussed about her getting more attention over say, fantasia, just because they are so different. but last time i checked, its not like beyonce or rihanna were being booted out the charts by the likes of solange or weeknd (or more appropriately, how king midas sound and how to dress well were beating katy b or disclosure on itunes). so im not sure where this 'alt R&B' vs 'real R&B' war starts and ends. im more interested in how in the uk, it seems like most of the biggest R&B voices are white, but thats probably too many worm cans to be opened at once (and it might be a specious one, im not sure). but anyway, i think the album is great. hyperdub's aaliyah to laurel halo's bjork.

― StillAdvance, Friday, August 23, 2013 9:47 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

has this actually leaked or are you two what passes for professional these days

― r|t|c, Friday, August 23, 2013 11:33 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this paintings donation guy piece is blowing my mind. do museums just take anything any guy off the street gives them and hang it up?

― k3vin k., Tuesday, August 27, 2013 3:52 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's what the article said, Einstein

― waterface, Tuesday, August 27, 2013 3:53 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hardcore new yorker zing

tbf i was like 2 pages in at the time

no lawyering

any zing defense must take the form of a counterzing