zing

^ new mod

pretty fucked up that someone say that to someone else, but hey it's the internet i guess

kinda zinging her for saying something reasonable?

true but zinging isnt rly about that, it's about the zing

I'm guessing it's someone who disagrees w/ her making the zing xp

megan mcains whole being cries out to be zung

thats not even a zing its just bullying zzzzzzz

maybe b-level sitcom zing

megan mcain cries out to be bullied

the zing police they live inside of my head

that is so fucked up.

a good friend of mine growing up was the product of an affair. his dad and mom were then married. he had a (half) sister who was a little older, but in the same grade. so you can understand this must have been a somewhat scandalous situation in my hometown, when these two were little. i didn't know a thing about it until some brat girl who was in a play with both of us brought it up in an argument, and he looked like he wanted to kill her.

anyway, there's your pro-life politics.

That brat girl sucks. Attacking someone for the circumstances of their birth is the lowest form of zinging.

lowest and laziest

that bullyzing is probably going to be the biggest moment of that guy's life.

unforch not -- dude is kind of a star already

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

oh well : /

also he should have said "weren't"

this guy sucks

deciding if it is/is not a zing is irrelevant, we aren't here to list and catalog zings of the world, we are here to celebrate quality zings and that is not one

i was jk about picking on his grammar, i hope that was obv. im hungover. i apologize 4 it all tbh

you were otm though

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's basically "your mom is a slut." how incisive.

aren't both of the people in that exchange anti-gay?

mccain is very pro-gay

ah ok misread that

seems like much more of a zing on her dad than her

^^ this

It's an ugly, harsh zing, but executed perfectly, nonetheless imho.

the zinger doesn't give a fuck about "sanctity of marriage," probably just dislikes gay people. or doesn't care either way and just likes zinging the outliers of his own party.

nobody hates meghan mccain more than the right wing base. nobody else even cares iirc!

lol, yes

she's a woman, and she is younger than middle age

and also she is a woman

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

yeah he should have saved it

Did anyone ever read that Meghan McCain/Michael Ian Black book?

I mean, how does this exist
http://img.pr.com/article/1206/article_attachment_1340724646.jpg

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, May 9, 2013 2:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. picturing a frustrated serial monogamist being 'annoyed' by meghan mccain over his third cup of coffee and a paper open to wherever 'mallard fillmore' is.

yeah i can only imagine him pumping his fist all "i finally got her!"

do celebrity zing activists set phone notifications to vibrate?

♫ bang your head to your favourite song / it's very mechanical ♫

When James Cagney was a stylized lovable gangster, you didn't see the brains and viscera. That's easier to take, I think.

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

you could argue that seeing how horrible violence is is a bit more responsible

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:14 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm surprised you don't think a murderer can be loveable. I mean, lots of people love Obama

― polyphonic, Thursday, June 20, 2013 5:15 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is zing an unfunny excelsior

excelsior is an unfunny excelsior

^^truth bomb

bOmbTM

the Wetherspoon's magazine is an all time classic as well.

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:19 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

perhaps you could write some music reviews for it

― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:23 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the real skill is saying something so stupid no one posts on a thread for hours: The Reverse ZClusterfuck

― waterface, Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1 Month Passes...

― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Thursday, July 11, 2013 10:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha

Fake