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people in treeships shouldn't pass torches

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

does mh stand for mother humper because you hump mothers

― waterface, Friday, May 17, 2013 10:54 AM (57 minutes ago)

gr8080, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

treeship's id

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

love the idea that every time someone like treeship starts posting, the universe also spits forth a waterface. yin and yang, the balance must be maintained

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Jletruz.jpg

there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

excellent

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

its all there

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

I've humped a mother or two, can't deny

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

we've all been there, MommyHuumps. i salute your bravery and honesty. god bless--

WF

waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Please sign all your posts "WF" from now on thats hilarious to me for some reason

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

read that as "i've humped a mother of two"

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

TS

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

Please sign all your posts "WF" from now on thats hilarious to me for some reason

yeah no

i don't take requests

waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

-Bob Marley

Mordy , Friday, 17 May 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

it's awesome to no longer care who's a sock

utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

waterface is ilx's Jack FM

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/johnwilson25-1/rip-the-knob-off-generic-radio

utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

lolol

2 huxtables and a sousaphone (Jon Lewis), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

pretty ambiv on this track just put on soundcloud, too portentious for me

― suare, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unambivalent about spelling: portentous. And while I'm at it: "pretty ambiv???"

― FlappyPants, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

flappypedants

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

flopson, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

best ilx poster in years

flopson, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

I suppose he's saying that he, FlappyPants, is unambivalent about spelling, but it's not very clear from the wording. Also, I think the three question marks should be outside the quotation marks, but I'd be happy to be corrected.

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

FLAPPPPPYPANNNTSSSS

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/6a00d8341c873353ef010536f5393b970b.jpg

am0n, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

best ilx poster in years

― flopson, Friday, May 24, 2013 10:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

floppypoints

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:44 (thirteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:12 (thirteen years ago)

Floppy Pant Stomp

2 huxtables and a sousaphone (Jon Lewis), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:19 (thirteen years ago)

excited about flappypants

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 00:21 (thirteen years ago)

me too

*flaps pants*

sword of (seandalai), Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:59 (thirteen years ago)

flappycheeks

the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

oh flappypaws

sword of (seandalai), Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

can't we ever get any good trolls anymore :\

乒乓, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

;/

copter (waterface), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

Haha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

cheer up waterface don't be a waterfall

iatee, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/2h6afr5.gif

copter (waterface), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232547517_slo-mo-water-balloon-to-the-face.gif

iatee, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

don't go chasing waterface
please stick to the river wolf and the lagoons that ur used to

r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

Waterface was one of us
Just a slob like one of us

posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 20:56 (thirteen years ago)

nice body, waterface

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

i assume this has been done but
http://lplive.net/images/interviews/greydaze/waterface.jpg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

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The face made, especially by a bar patron, when they ask for a water as oppossed to an alcoholic beverage. This face is made to let the bartender know that you feel bad about asking for something you don't expect to be paying for.
"I'll just have a water, sorry." --- (bartender - "I can't believe these bitches keep making waterface.")

water-face water face hippies punks bitches
by ryerro Sep 22, 2006 add a video

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:13 (thirteen years ago)

Seven years on urban dictionary and only three thumbs up. :-(

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

I guess you could say I've made a big. . . *splash*

― waterface, Friday, May 31, 2013 12:22 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Treeship, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)

omygod, i totally do the waterface at bars
i have to stop

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

10songsblog and his/her wacky wacky lists

high inerja (seandalai), Thursday, 20 June 2013 10:39 (twelve years ago)

Not really a fan of screamos but there was this great indie guy at www.camtogays.com

― RRRRR, Tuesday, July 2, 2013 10:22 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jump around violently in so-called "mosh-pits" and go "crowd-surfing (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:01 (twelve years ago)

haw

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)


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