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I enjoy hot dogs to escargot. baseball to opera. Tall, slim, sincere, and looking for an independent, Jewish widower or divorced 50's man, who enjoys quiet evenings at home and nights on the town, both with the right woman.

buzza, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)

E-hipster is good; sounds like a term David Brooks made up in the 90s to describe savvy music fans who download things from the Internet

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

god i wish he had written RISE OF THE E-HIPSTER

hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

E-Hipsters in Paradise

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

boning a tree or what is going on there?

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:00 (thirteen years ago)

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kanye-West-Shaking-Head-No.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

xp to contenderizer. my name is just taken from this 22 minute track by noted chillwave act Memory Tapes. it symbolizes my love of late 2000s indie music. also the fact that i suck at thinking up names and this one seemed sort of "empty" in a way that i appreciated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDs5eZR34Ps

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

also please note that i would like you all to imagine me posting from outisde the earth's orbit, in a spaceship made out of a hollowed redwood tree.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002KQNZY.01_SL75_.jpg

Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:30 (thirteen years ago)

no i mean that book cover, which seems to be of tree boning. your name is cool because the treeship i imagined is exactly what you describe. a spaceship (or seaship) that is a straight up tree. or maybe a spaceship containing trees, like in silent running. would be awesome either way.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:32 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah, that cover does look weird. it does kind of look like a dude holding fiercely onto a tree trunk as he hurtles through space.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

http://amanita-design.net/img/games/samorost1-02.jpg

chilli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

that's it. that's a picture of my spaceship.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.chicagoreader.com/binary/18d3/1344875239-silent-running.jpg

Blue Yodel No. 9 Dream (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

this is what the inside looks like.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v0fV15P7uQo/S_uPgrXp29I/AAAAAAAAHuE/2DycWfjnf7I/s1600/cockpit+scan.JPG

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

nice tree

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

it does kind of look like a dude holding fiercely onto a tree trunk as he hurtles through space

noodles! avert your gaze from the lewdly transported botswain of yon treeship!

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

"treeship" made me think of this novel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Integral_Trees

1staethyr, Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_tree

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:06 (thirteen years ago)

sweet

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:10 (thirteen years ago)

dug the integral trees. no ringworld, but you takes what you can get.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)

there was a treeship in "the fountain" movie

the late great, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:40 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ expert on weird natural ships

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

i pass the torch

the late great, Thursday, 2 May 2013 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

people in treeships shouldn't pass torches

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 May 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

does mh stand for mother humper because you hump mothers

― waterface, Friday, May 17, 2013 10:54 AM (57 minutes ago)

gr8080, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

treeship's id

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

love the idea that every time someone like treeship starts posting, the universe also spits forth a waterface. yin and yang, the balance must be maintained

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Jletruz.jpg

there is no special cathexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 17 May 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

excellent

乒乓, Friday, 17 May 2013 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

its all there

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

I've humped a mother or two, can't deny

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

we've all been there, MommyHuumps. i salute your bravery and honesty. god bless--

WF

waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

Please sign all your posts "WF" from now on thats hilarious to me for some reason

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

read that as "i've humped a mother of two"

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

LOL

TS

lag∞n, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

Please sign all your posts "WF" from now on thats hilarious to me for some reason

yeah no

i don't take requests

waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

-Bob Marley

Mordy , Friday, 17 May 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

it's awesome to no longer care who's a sock

utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

waterface is ilx's Jack FM

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/johnwilson25-1/rip-the-knob-off-generic-radio

utilizing my famously feline agility to seek managerial succor (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

lolol

2 huxtables and a sousaphone (Jon Lewis), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

pretty ambiv on this track just put on soundcloud, too portentious for me

― suare, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:36 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unambivalent about spelling: portentous. And while I'm at it: "pretty ambiv???"

― FlappyPants, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:06 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is no special cat hexis with mini fried donuts (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

flappypedants

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

flopson, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

best ilx poster in years

flopson, Friday, 24 May 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

I suppose he's saying that he, FlappyPants, is unambivalent about spelling, but it's not very clear from the wording. Also, I think the three question marks should be outside the quotation marks, but I'd be happy to be corrected.

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

FLAPPPPPYPANNNTSSSS

Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Friday, 24 May 2013 22:36 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/6a00d8341c873353ef010536f5393b970b.jpg

am0n, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:43 (thirteen years ago)


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