how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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ohman i want to come to nyc in december! esp now hearing that major stars are playing on the 8th. but i think i just have to not :( i defend my thesis on the 13th (yaay) so really really should be studying up for that. nyc in december is so awesome tho

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

until you go above 14th street

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

i went past 14th street once last time - it was weird
thought also abt going to galleries but did not. the park is above 14th though! i like the park. i want more brooklyn etc hanging out. oh nyc.

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Extra bike always at your service.

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

I need to attempt to recover my bike :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

i ate 2 more, total: 8

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

i am pretty impressed by that

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

ty. the # of clementines ive consumed in my life is a little bit scary for me to think abt.

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

How is stomach?

Laurel, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

v strong devours all never complains

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

in the NW, we call em SATSUMAS.
They come wrapped in COPYRIGHT NOTICE.

Clementines != satsumas. Satsumas are the king of fruits. I have eaten 0 clementines in 2008. I have comfortably eaten 500+ satsumas. Daily intake increases further in the run-up to Christmas.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

How to recognize

satusma: smooth, baggy skin, tastes like a million virgins are showering you with lotus blossoms

clementine: dimpled, tight skin, tastes like cheap cologne and fried chicken

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

500+ future eaten satsumas whoa

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Britain is one year ahead.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Also I have had two beers and am writing paper for publication in 2008 and my mind is weeping.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

clementines are better tho

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

i have only eaten half a v small apple, 4 fresh dates and a v small tomato, fruitwise, and i don't even call tomatoes fruit so that doesn't really count
i gotta up my game
for 2008

rrrobyn, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

I may start satsumas.xls for 2008.

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

actually that is retarded

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

hah

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

wait what abt a thread?

jhøshea, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

I clipped about 60 satsumas from my aunt jewell's tree last week
shook down about three dozen pecans, too
and held a grasshopper in my hand who was as long as my index finger

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

wow, can I visit?

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

How many poops have you guys done today?

caek, Monday, 26 November 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

i ate 4 apples (fuji)

elmo argonaut, Monday, 26 November 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

sorry I killed your thread with poop-chat, jhoshea.

You and I should see you can eat the most citrus in 2008, you or I.

caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

or you

jergïns, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

u never no

caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

i had 3 today. only thing i like about the holiday season are clementines.

homosexual II, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

they sell mangosteen powder at the veg market across the street from me. i'm sure this is -9874398w74645 times as good as the real thing

bell_labs, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

ch0wh0und has some mangosteen obsessives. they occasionally post alert threads to let others know that smuggled fruits are available in chinatown somewhere. if you really want them, it would probably be worth checking searching the manhattan board during mangosteen season.

lauren, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

ok thx 4 the tip!

ceka - challenge accepted!

clementine total today: 0

jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Today: three satsumas so far

caek, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

Only 2, I finished off the crate this morning. I probably ate 10 yesterday.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 November 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

2.

caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday 2 clementines
lined up for today 2 clementines

dmr, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

anyone want to bring me some

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

2

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

so far this season: 1 crate, 2 bags.

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

4
if i eat enough can i ward off the flu?

bell_labs, Sunday, 13 January 2008 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

satsuma season pretty much over in Europe ;_;

caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

also, bell_labs, you may rely on it

caek, Sunday, 13 January 2008 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't had any yet this year :(

gbx, Sunday, 13 January 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

i got 4lbs at fairway this afternoon. i'll be surprised if they make it past wednesday.

lauren, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

the california cuties clementines logo is ridiculously.... cute

http://www.sunpacific.com/images/clementines.gif

jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://nedraggett.wordpress.com/2008/01/14/a-quick-word-about-minneolas/

caek, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

i had a blood orange today

bell_labs, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

none

stevienixed, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

I bought 2 kilos from waitrose today. But haven't eaten any cause I made brownies.

G00blar, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

2

jhøshea, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

citrus is the best kind of fruit

marcos, Friday, 16 March 2018 17:18 (eight years ago)

what do y'all think of sumos

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:51 (eight years ago)

top level citrus imho

lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:11 (eight years ago)

yes truly

clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:26 (eight years ago)

One yesterday. One today. One tomorrow?

Moo Vaughn, Saturday, 17 March 2018 22:04 (eight years ago)

that's lightweight sumo

clouds, Sunday, 18 March 2018 18:04 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

two
we are back in business!

alomar lines, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:43 (six years ago)

only had 1 left, poor performance unless i can get to the store later

ciderpress, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:48 (six years ago)


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