zing

Yeah was gonna say flopson is nice

flopson is good people

flop's on

flopson's a flop

i'd like to send an e-hug to flopson

this was a good deadpan one

genuinely dislike the daughter cover. beyond done with "plaintive indie cover of exuberant pop hit."

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Sunday, April 28, 2013 3:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Such a shame, that used to be the best style of music.

― Tim F, Sunday, April 28, 2013 3:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah i was actually disappointed at mcdonald's line, it had been so oversold to me beforehand. i think part of it is usual internet overselling (the sort of thing that huffpo spoiler twitter thing eviscerates so easily), even here you have ppl posting mildly awkward photos to the 'so not gonna happen' thread trying (somehow simultaneously very hard and yet nowhere near hard enough) to strike gold again. where there's actual money involved it's only gonna be amplified. charles ramsey is the helmet to antoine dodson's nirvana, 'i like turtles' is the millennials 'smells like teen spirit'.

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the reason that's not a t-bomb is that Helmet > Nirvanna

― huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Wednesday, May 8, 2013 3:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and a turtle's reading comprehension > yours

― balls, Wednesday, May 8, 2013 3:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/f2LDQPE.png

BOOM

dang, the nuclear option

oh man

shit man

^ new mod

pretty fucked up that someone say that to someone else, but hey it's the internet i guess

kinda zinging her for saying something reasonable?

true but zinging isnt rly about that, it's about the zing

I'm guessing it's someone who disagrees w/ her making the zing xp

megan mcains whole being cries out to be zung

thats not even a zing its just bullying zzzzzzz

maybe b-level sitcom zing

megan mcain cries out to be bullied

the zing police they live inside of my head

that is so fucked up.

a good friend of mine growing up was the product of an affair. his dad and mom were then married. he had a (half) sister who was a little older, but in the same grade. so you can understand this must have been a somewhat scandalous situation in my hometown, when these two were little. i didn't know a thing about it until some brat girl who was in a play with both of us brought it up in an argument, and he looked like he wanted to kill her.

anyway, there's your pro-life politics.

That brat girl sucks. Attacking someone for the circumstances of their birth is the lowest form of zinging.

lowest and laziest

that bullyzing is probably going to be the biggest moment of that guy's life.

unforch not -- dude is kind of a star already

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

oh well : /

also he should have said "weren't"

this guy sucks

deciding if it is/is not a zing is irrelevant, we aren't here to list and catalog zings of the world, we are here to celebrate quality zings and that is not one

i was jk about picking on his grammar, i hope that was obv. im hungover. i apologize 4 it all tbh

you were otm though

i'm not even sure how that can be read as anything other than some scummy antigay dude taking a cheap, cheap shot

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, May 9, 2013 3:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's basically "your mom is a slut." how incisive.

aren't both of the people in that exchange anti-gay?

mccain is very pro-gay

ah ok misread that

seems like much more of a zing on her dad than her

^^ this

It's an ugly, harsh zing, but executed perfectly, nonetheless imho.

the zinger doesn't give a fuck about "sanctity of marriage," probably just dislikes gay people. or doesn't care either way and just likes zinging the outliers of his own party.

nobody hates meghan mccain more than the right wing base. nobody else even cares iirc!

lol, yes

she's a woman, and she is younger than middle age

and also she is a woman

i mean the bizarre venom of it is that his 'zing' isn't even tangentially related to her point--she wasn't making a statement about the acceptability of politicians cheating on their wives at all! and he obv knew that.

yeah he should have saved it

Did anyone ever read that Meghan McCain/Michael Ian Black book?

I mean, how does this exist
http://img.pr.com/article/1206/article_attachment_1340724646.jpg