truth bombs

ill fuck w/ for a $15 burger and fries

srsly though, a local brunch place just charged me $15 for a breakfast burrito that had crappy sausage and american cheese (came with a mimosa but I don't like drinking at brunch, especially sweet stuff). Gourmet burger is a great deal comparatively. Charging $15 for something just because it's called "brunch" is way more annoying imo.

it's almost like we're discovering that price doesn't always reflect quality

i like food

this is so amazing. truth bomb after truth bomb. my new hero. god, those fucking news people on here make me want to go bust something up. dumbass idiots.

http://www.upworthy.com/every-war-on-drugs-myth-thoroughly-destroyed-by-a-retired-police-captain?g=3

people in treeships shouldn't pass torches

― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, May 2, 2013 2:54 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(yep I couldnt resist...)

middle aged is whatever twice my age is
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, May 7, 2013 8:01 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K406w8AzryM

yeah i was actually disappointed at mcdonald's line, it had been so oversold to me beforehand. i think part of it is usual internet overselling (the sort of thing that huffpo spoiler twitter thing eviscerates so easily), even here you have ppl posting mildly awkward photos to the 'so not gonna happen' thread trying (somehow simultaneously very hard and yet nowhere near hard enough) to strike gold again. where there's actual money involved it's only gonna be amplified. charles ramsey is the helmet to antoine dodson's nirvana, 'i like turtles' is the millennials 'smells like teen spirit'.

― balls, Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:53 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I Love Death" more like

the reason that's not a t-bomb is that Helmet > Nirvanna

and a turtle's reading comprehension > yours

did you know you can get a freshly cooked egg on your biscuit sandwich at mcdonalds if you ask for a "round egg"? avoid the nasty pre-cooked scrambled egg patties!

p.s. mcmuffin & hashbrowns once every few years is a damn delicious treat.

a problem is that music is dumb and taste is dumb and no matter what your brain tells you there are certain sounds that are going to set something off in your big dumb pleasure center and there's nothing you can do about it

― shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat shit, cat (zachlyon), Friday, May 17, 2013 2:35 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosign

i dig kanye as national avatar so when he gets petulant and enraged and namechecks abuses of late capitalism like he's being frogmarched into a dystopian future by his own id it works fine for me

― the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Monday, May 20, 2013 4:13 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sean, "too soon"-style jokes haven't drawn laughs in a very long time iirc. They are played out.

― not feeling those lighters (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, May 11, 2013 12:57 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Too late

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM

pvmic there, markers

Does every blogger need to inject a 'like' into every odd sentence to let the reader know his wheels are turning?

― a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, May 30, 2013 11:29 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sometimes it feels like these social networking sites are the afterlife

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 24 December 2012 05:10 (5 months ago) Bookmark

the only time i ever see the word indie these days is in ilx witch hunts/self-flagellation festivals.

― ... (LocalGarda), Tuesday, June 4, 2013 3:21 AM Bookmark

Classic Ted Talk though - challenge conventional wisdom with some dodgy stats and come up with something counterintuitive that people who don't have much direct experience can post on their Facebook page. Didn't watch enough to see if there was some kind of techno-evangelism shoehorned in but that would be typical.

― everything, Thursday, 6 June 2013 20:00 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*stands up and wildly applauds everything; blogs a link to his post*

Tuomas, BSG = BattleStar Galactica. 2.5 seasons of my life i will never get back.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:12 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

youre never getting back any of your life dude!

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:13 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no offense to j.crunch but the "hey i've spotted a hole in your idiomatic expression" response is thee worst

idk i could think of worse responses

HA vg, redemption

i think it's okay when you're talking about a total meaningless cliche

Tuomas, BSG = BattleStar Galactica. 2.5 seasons of disappointing television

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:12 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

youre going to die!

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 11:13 AM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

I think it's okay 'cause the exclamation point adds this needless tone of urgency... It's like johnny crunch is here on an intervention, WAKE UP MAN! THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

lmao

surprise!
you're dead!
guess what?
it never ends!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvy9vlOiQp1qgklp0o1_400.png

that this poll was even slightly competitive is proof that ILM is still way too british for its own good

― Some-D (some dude), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:25

stella is what you get when the choice is between stella and heineken

― 乒乓, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rong

uh oh

such an easy question too

today's low yield bombs

truth dud

for the record he was right though

what part of rong do u not understand

Heineken tastes like weed though, so, classic.

!

if i read my krugman correctly, lower bound theory means that when you get as far down as stella, every beer is effectively exactly the same.

i would take heineken because stella is sugary and gross, but really, the materials for a bomb of truth and not present here.

sobriety is what you get when the choice is between stella and heineken

'fosters: australian for beer'