what a horribly formed "joke"

ugh stop

are you finding it painful?

Name of my new band... Hannemans Liver... too soon?

― SeanWayne, Friday, May 10, 2013 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― how's life, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:32 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i liked this, but maybe thats just vanity

I just assumed you've done hard time

Moodles wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:53:38.000

comedy mod-edit record finally caught up to him

Neanderthal wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:58:11.000

my jailhouse name was 4KLIFT

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:42.000

it was a sad time

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:55.000

It was a sad post.

pleading guilty on that one

oh man y'all would not have wanted to be around me during the OJ trial

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OJ da Juiceman was on trial? what for?

― crüt, Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought abt placing it here but its sort of a 'crut is young' joek & thus endearingly selfdeprecating

http://media.techeblog.com/images/ripd-rest-in-peace-department-movie-poster.jpg

what a horribly formed "title"

poor Jeff Bridges

what a horribly formed "face"

<3 some dude

the dude from big lebowski posted on ilx? what for?

https://twitter.com/ariannahuff/status/357619448569528322

sheesh

Shark-sized sado

Every time I see that poster I think "Rhode Island Police Department"

^^^ me too :(

Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz
"I keep fuhgeddinaboutit." - Mobster with Alzheimer's

made me lol :(

he uses twitter to dabble in shit jokes, it's great

that was funnier to me when I initially misread it as a Michael McDonald joke

Or does it? in any case this thread doesn't seem to load on zing: help me learn japanese

― Orpheus in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, July 27, 2013 3:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kanji: James, I'ma let you finish, but Android is the best mobile OS of all time.

(ok ok, I'm sorry, ignore)

― StanM, Saturday, July 27, 2013 4:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ouch.

http://i.imgur.com/Zpxg4G7.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nWjNgV_6yc

tbh I'm still back on this:

hat reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

every generation has its own "resulting paste"

haha isnt that a dupe

<3 snoball

livin it up at the joketell california

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, February 24, 2010 2:35 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Available on J/K-tel Records.

fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".

― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuing the theme of the last one, even

Noises from daughter's room.
Dad bursts in.
Daughter: (gasps) Dad!
Dad: I support you sweetie! Have an awesome time... carry on...

...just pretend I'm not here.

― Evan, Wednesday, August 14, 2013 12:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

O_o

gotta be a reference to http://goodmenproject.com/ethics-values/brand-dear-daughter-i-hope-you-have-awesome-sex/

Daughter: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought that was pretty cute, actually...

xp yes, and it's a harmless and not that badly formed joke but it's very evocative of snoball's masterpiece so i thought it deserved a place here.

fun fact: Friedrich Engels' motto was "take it easy".

― Merdeyeux, Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:24 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

continuing the theme of the last one, even

― some dude, Saturday, August 10, 2013 3:06 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This one isn't a joke.

<3 snoball

― maven with rockabilly glasses (Matt P), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 15:00 (1 week ago) Permalink

*goes in the conference room, sees that it isn't the hostess pastry*

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's snoball the poster not snoball the hostess cake>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

argh, meant to delete first line

what a horribly formed 'what horribly formed "joke"' joke

how thread appropriate xp lol

haw

Noooooo!!

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

one of the best things about the snoball's Vanilla Ice sketch is that there's only three lines of dialogue and TWO of them are things no human being would ever say

it's so perfectly horribly formed

went back to the source and I'd forgotten how hilarious DJ Mencap's response was