i would mi:3 that raw.
― Ecstasy Mother Forster (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)
i'd...what else now has she been in?
― sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
besides MY BED THAT IS
weird caps emphasis
― sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
in bed?
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 12 February 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
chinese fortune cookie bomb
― This is a serious inquiry and there may be reprecussions (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
lol!
― sorry, i'm not that kind of basement dweller (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
in bed
id make off with her honor
― s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
i would have sexual intercourse with her
― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)
id give her a small role in the bourne supremacy
xp
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:35 (seventeen years ago)
small
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)
'kim', idk who that is.
― special guest stars mark bronson, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:38 (seventeen years ago)
guys if any of us had a brain or motivation we'd be setting up the post-collegiate facebook of the early '10s NOW
― to inspire myself, i turn to myself (sunny successor), Friday, 13 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
postapoconnect
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 00:16 (seventeen years ago)
i sorta liked eagle cuz it was so tarded.
but they only give evil computers people names, dead giveaway it's going to try to take over the world.
― Yah Trick Ya Kid K (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 13 February 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)
http://interactive.usc.edu/archives/WarGames.jpg
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 13 February 2009 03:03 (seventeen years ago)
From yahoo answers:
Open QuestionShow me another »What would you think of a girl that weighed 105 pounds and had a boob size of 32DDD?There is a girl in my class that looks like that, that annoying ***** has to have the locker right next to me in the locker room. She doesn't even talk to anyone she thinks she is too good for everyone else
* 8 minutes ago * - 4 days left to answer.
Additional Detailsthey are real
― quadratrillionaire (sunny successor), Saturday, 21 February 2009 05:13 (seventeen years ago)
i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master
― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:23 (seventeen years ago)
^^^^ revelatory
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:30 (seventeen years ago)
how long until i ascend
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
;-) maybe you already have
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)
there's stan and then there's seek some fucking help
― Anthony, I am not an Alcoholic & Drunk (darraghmac), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:37 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)
i love respect and admire my friends but it shocks me how corny they can be
― i'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, March 4, 2009 4:48 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Diddyocracy (some dude), Monday, 9 March 2009 18:10 (seventeen years ago)
I love how after all this time ILX is still enjoying new wtf-crazy-Brits/Yanks flare-ups on an almost daily basis.
― Alba, Wednesday, March 25, 2009 11:35 AM Bookmark
― uncle otm (The Reverend), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:01 (seventeen years ago)
i feel liek thats the final step on the ilx journey: earnest music poster > stando ile person > sub bord mainstay > indecipherable one liners > sock master― ice cr?m, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:21 PM― mookieproof, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― mookieproof, Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:23 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark
Does this lead to a state of enlightenment?
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:27 (seventeen years ago)
haha jho otm
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 March 2009 05:28 (seventeen years ago)
^^ indecipherable one-liner
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 26 March 2009 13:02 (seventeen years ago)
although I am disappointed to hear about the chocolate bacon pop since the whole OH YEAH BACON thing is tiresome as fuck
― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 12:54 (3 hours ago)
― 69, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)
u kno theres a thread for that sentiment
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
bisexuality is confusing.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, January 8, 2009 7:48 AM Bookmark
:/
― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 07:18 (seventeen years ago)
you know what they say - bi now, pay later
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
Many people are buysexual - they have to pay other people to have sex with them...
― snoball, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:46 (seventeen years ago)
jesus dude if youre going to make a pun based on the exact same play on words as the last guy at least make it funny
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
In my experience bisexuality's a play on words regardless.
― I'm crossing over into enterprise (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)
id bi that for a dollar
― p?nico (ice cr?m), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:49 (seventeen years ago)
i kinda like keeping snoball around to make me look good
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
― s1ocki, Wednesday, April 29, 2009 9:45 AM (27 minutes ago)
lol
― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 14:13 (seventeen years ago)
You gotta love a man who loves women as much as the next guy.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)
study questions myth of bisexuals' above-average purchasing power
― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:48 (seventeen years ago)
i've studied that
― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 15:50 (seventeen years ago)
support pun control
― tevin "ratt" campbell (Pillbox), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
a++
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
the other day i thought up some especially tortured pun about how a bisexual is someone who's usually straight but if you meet someone who buys-sex-you-will
takes a lot of hours of fruitless spitballing to become the display name MVP, is all i'm saying
― just being playful and friendly (some dude), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)
90% perspiration right
― s1ocki, Thursday, 30 April 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)
we should have more mods that are girls, that might solve part of this "hardman" problem
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:41 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
uh tehresa and abbott are both sitewide mods, btw
― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:45 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i know, and everyone likes them
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Thursday, April 30, 2009 9:46 PM (31 minutes ago)
― k3vin k., Friday, 1 May 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)
harbl for mod
― velko, Friday, 1 May 2009 02:46 (seventeen years ago)
; )
― erudite e-scholar (harbl), Friday, 1 May 2009 03:01 (seventeen years ago)
estela for mod imo
― Styles Davis (The Reverend), Friday, 1 May 2009 10:04 (seventeen years ago)
why would you want to inflict that on someone you like
― s1ocki, Friday, 1 May 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)