Deal breakers

beer

i am sadly all-too familiar with the taste of coors light, since it practically comes out of the water fountain at my work

stellas not that bad - better than heineken or yuengling or rolling rock

but mostly i dont fuck w green bottles

back to deal breakers then

- green bottles

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THE PAPER ON THE TOP OF STELLA'S CAP = WORST IDEA EVER

oh shit I can't believe I forgot this one

- can't use chopsticks

passive-aggresiveness.

^^seconded

anyway deal breaker would be someone who wouldnt be willing to get high with me tonight and watch 'they live'

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Nobody's gonna explain the jolly ranchers thing and I'm gonna have to try it, aren't i?

i told you already, ponies!

dont even get me started on people that drink capri sun.

Yeah, fucking elementary school students in the early eighties can suck my ass.

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The Stella thing I think is attributable to the fact that it's a Belgian beer, so people are like "whoa, it's Belgian, so it must be quality". I think I made the same mistake for some duration a few years ago and it became a cheap-ish default beer for me when out, but nowadays similar default would be weird choice like Carlsberg or something.

But FWIW I get the impression that in the UK Stella has a whole different thing around it than in the US? Like in UK it is the non-UK lager choice supremo, possibly?

it's the best selling beer in the country

smells like an ex

it's the best selling beer in the country

ok, wow, that makes sense now, as well as helping to put together the pieces floating around in my mind that insisted that Stella enjoyed some esp. privileged status over there.

yuengling > stella > heineken > rolling rock

rolling rock was my first legal drink.

Yeah, Stella is just a default beer for UK people who don't really care about beer. It's the national beer in the same way that chicken tikka masala is the national dish.

talking about stella artois

haha j/k, you guys...

but seriously, so not gonna happen.

I have never seen Stella in these parts.

i was surprised to learn that rolling rock was available outside western pennsylvania

I drank Yuengling a lot when I lived in pennsylvania because it was almost free, so I find so weird people voluntarily pay $4 for a bottle of it here.

compared to here, all beer in pennsylvania is almost free

yuengling is low-man on the totem pole for me

Yuengling lager; fuck that, it's really too much like H20. But some of their other stuff is good.

Stella, meh...I like Heineken, even though people swear it tastes skunky (green bottle phenomenon?) and Rolling Rock is maybe just above PBR? Like, maybe alarmingly piss-tasting, but deal-able...as opposed to Budweiser which I swear tastes like ashtray residue and just plain makes me wanna yark. Plus the label on Budweiser is so ingrained into my head from repeated exposure that it seems like some demonic quantity of an especially banal order. On the one or two occasions I've coughed up money for Budweiser I've hated myself.

buds ok by me

I dunno, it does my palate wrong, somehow. I know this is paranoid, but I feel like there's some weird stuff added to the mix, the same way that weird stuff is added to Marlboro cigarettes.

Or Camels, or whatever.

bud is fine, underrated

i dont think ive ever seen a yuengling beer! maybe i havent been paying attention.

i think yuengling is sort of a philly thing

I feel like pitchers or Yuengling during happy hour were something like $2-$4.

its cheaper than water at philadelphia bars in my limited experience

it sounds like it could be a fun word to say

i was in south carolina over the holidaze and yuengling was everywhere.

sometimes i order a stella just so i can drink it out of that fancy glass.

stella is skunky like 75% of the time for some reason

is stella really that bad? or just overpriced? i think i had it once but it was pretty unmemorable

it's completely inoffensive except that it seems to go bad really quickly or easily?

http://data.tumblr.com/aGkz4XFcZ3t1ng0dhQUTPr8X_500.jpg

has anyone had the belgian beer KWAK? that comes in a FUN glass!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Kwak.jpg

my wife had one a few months ago--she kind of struggled with it. i was surprised and relieved that nothing got spilled or broken.

oh god that glass is embarrassing. i swear i'd had it before in a normal glass... then i ordered it somewhere else, already a little tanked, and i get this fucking victorian scientific contraption to deal with, the whole bar staring

this is the kind of thing i go through