WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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i used to work with a guy who had nuts the size of russet potatoes. he'd whip 'em out at any opportunity as well.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:47 (twenty years ago)

my balls are the size of spikey horse chesnuts

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

http://i4.peapod.com/c/TJ/TJRSD.jpg

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

i don't care for rumpie too much, but "grocery groin" is an amazing phrase and STILL gives me the roffles.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

caitlin wins this thread

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:10 (twenty years ago)

wtf is a spikey horse chestnut? I now imagine your genitals to be covered in like quills, Jon, nice job.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

PORCUPENIS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

no no wait...SCROTURCHIN

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

nick, you know every time you post, the entire noise board claps it's hands

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02sab/logs/aug15/media/puffer_600.jpg

DEEEEEZZ NUTZ

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

COCKLEBUR

http://www.catnapin.com/public/WildWeeds/Weed/Cocklebur%20(3)_small.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

yeah, 'grocery groin' makes me laugh a lot.

also, re: kiwis -- i dont get this, either!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

If anybody's asking, I think fuzzy bumble-bee striped scrotum is a pretty neat idea.

― Atreyu!!! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

So I finally saw the resemblance re: kiwi & scrotii, but only because it got cold.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

WHOIS:
aeon flux board

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

WHOIS: "I DIED"?

"get bent" = jbr?
"hi dere" = dp?

i already forgot who gear is ...

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

i mix up I DIED and HI DERE
i think yr two assumptions are corekt

"omar little" = gear?

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah. so who is "i died"? some DC person, right?

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

guys: ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

also, who the fuck is I DIED?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

"get bent" = jbr?
"hi dere" = dp?

Both correct.

"omar little" = gear?

alzo correct

"I DIED" no idea.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

I DIED is dc dude brian, food and drink aficionado responsible for most of my year's best meals (even tho i wouldn't touch that veal tongue thing with someone else's mouth)

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

also a++ photoshop champ

― max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

-- I know, right?

― m coleman, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

WHOIS: Mr. Que?

― chaki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

i thought pretzel walrus was mandee! did mandee quit?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 27 December 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

she is homosexual part 2 I thought

― bnw, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

mr que is a dc bro. he is married to quincie. i think he's a drummer?

― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

- mr que is a rad drummer, and used to be in the revelat0rs on crypt records
- pretzel walrus is ZR/zack r1chardson/zart robotron/ezekiel gazoo/osiris

― 69, Thursday, 27 December 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

-- I know, right?

― sleep, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

I know, right? == posts on gay thread

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

and he's irish

― Rubyredd, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

somebody tell me more about jed

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

i still don't know who bo jackson overdrive is. and is james redd actually blount? just a guess. i know blount left or something happened to him.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

james redd = ken L

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

ah, okay.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm afraid of insulting ppl by guessing wrong like i thought "timi yuro" was donut but apparently not

shit is confusing!

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

i thought "timi yuro" was donut but apparently not

that's my impression as well, are you sure he's not??

― gershy, Saturday, 29 December 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

not sure, no. but jaq who knows him irl said he quit posting awhile back

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

after the y r u not-single thread Im reconsidering the wisdom of using my real name : /

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

Mackro Mackro = donut?

dell = ???

― gr8080, Saturday, 29 December 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

guys what happened to blount, I've been curious

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 December 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

timi yuro is another seattle guy, not donut.

mackro is donut yeah. am i supposed to spill that? ah whatever

― jergïns, Saturday, 29 December 2007 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

but what about jed, people?

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 29 December 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

He is from Scotland. That's probably not enough is it?

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 December 2007 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

It's confusing cos there was a Roger Adultery-puppet called Jeb for a while I think.

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 29 December 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

jed seems great. architect, i think, and frequent optimo-goer. apparently gives really good hugs.

― lauren, Saturday, 29 December 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

I give great gropes.

― dell, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

so nobody knows who bo jackson overdrive is? is he a new guy like nate carson? they are both on ilm a lot and i can't tell if they have always been there under different names or if they are just natural ilm types. have no idea how you would grow up to be a natural ilm type, but there you have it...

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

he claimed to be new to posting but has lurked for a couple years I think? got a brief temp ban in a first flurry of posting, there was discussion of it on that "spock-a-like alert" modreq thread.

who is The Reverend? in old-user-name-speak, I mean.

― sleeve, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

the reverend is rodney. um, wait, he had another name though...

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

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