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all a misunderstanding

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

I WEAR POLO'S ALL THE TIME

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

male gaze!
-- teeny (teenydream...), June 13th, 2006 2:57 PM.

oh, good one, teeny.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 13th, 2006 2:58 PM.

― intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

its not like its kenan

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

captain-unctuous-a-ho

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

ha, that had less to do with me saving-a-ho and more with me kicking myself for not mentioning the male gaze earlier (which i guess is really about showing off that i knew it).

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

i got some male gaze the other day in an elevator

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

STOP RAPING ME WITH YOUR EYES

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

i wear polos pretty often and love chapel hill wtf

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

leave me and Pete alone, he needed the bro-age on that thread, ppls be ganging up on him like he's some kind of gigalo. You ppl don't even know.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

BUT YOU DISSED EVERYONE ELSE THAT WEARS POLOS. DO YOU SEE?

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

people just dont know

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

polos are crap generally but mostly I meant polos...with flipped collars. Everyone knew what I meant on the thread.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

o 'context', right

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I was basically talking specifically about these ppl:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra05/ANP6B0427.JPG

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

my main objection, though, is to BUTTONS ON KNIT GARMENTS. pointless. ugly.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

eyes n hooks only huh

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.themediaman.com/30psd/amish.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.celluloid-haven.com/haven/witness/witness_04.jpg
NOT VERY PLAIN

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

i'm ok with that

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

i luv polo shirts.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

in fact some of my favorite people wear them all the time - my father, selzer, ddb and at least 3 others i can think of.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

there are really many factors that go into whether or not a polo is "assholish" or ok that aren't being addressed. I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura. I dunno how to define it, it's down entirely to the way the thing fits and the color scheme, I think.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

DUDES LEAVE ALLY ALONER - COMPARED TO HER, YOU ARE ALL METAPHORICALLY WEARING THOUSANDS OF UGLY POLO SHIRTS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

wow! that gets me in the sternum.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

RIGHT IN THE CLEAVAGE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.infonexus.com/respek-knuckles.gif

I THINK WE'RE WINNING THE THREAD AND I'M CONSIDERING LOCKING IT FOR PRESERVATIVES

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/LB350240.jpg

l to r: ally, psmith

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/kingpin_poster.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura.

The glasses are way way worse than the polo (although the polo is not good, I am not save-a-fuckface-ing). Also the memory of the pic of him wearing ludicrous pants and humping a bannister flashes to the forefront every time I see him regardless of context, ergo BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha I was disappointed he wasn't at Saint Ex with Tom Brady and the ugly douchebag the other day when we were hanging with Spencer. I think my head would've exploded.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

who is that guy anyway?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

a winner.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

i wear/love polo shirts. fuck a t-shirt!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

THis is my favorite thread.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

hi, felicity! say hi to tim, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Hi Hpencil! TIm says right back at you. Is there a night we can drink since Saturday is out? We want to meet noize dudes.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

tonight and friday are jam-packed. maybe sunday, daddy's?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Find me an example of genuine Stylus self-promotion from the last six months, and I will PayPal you $10.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 28th, 2006.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/collarup.23.gallery_normal.jpg

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

Is it too late, do you think? Is there still time to mount a campaign? Or at least a cute campaign manager?

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail)

Luna, we should run together!

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

lean times?

― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

oh dan

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone HAS forgotten my "Dan Perry '08" login name!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

Captain-Defensive-Pants

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

capt save a n00b

I'm locked out of the Noise board, Crazee, and when it's done for no fucking reason I don't find addressing it "vindictive."

You're unlocked and I'm adding you as an admin so you can unban yourself

-- roc u like a § (jon@...), October 18th, 2006 1:07 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

jon 'drew rosenhaus' williams

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Crazee

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

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