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this one has me stumped
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:04 (thirteen years ago)
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derp derp derp derp
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Oh shit you guys they figured it out my big government nooooooo"
Liberals, after facing the wrath of Dan Conner.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
lol the conners were democrats tho
― 1staethyr, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
If a victim of a murderous killing spree doesn't like guns, he demands that his higher brain functions be banned, and shut down.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 05:25 (thirteen years ago)
If a Republican doesn't like abortions, he doesn't have one.
If a Democrat doesn't like abortions, he wants all abortions outlawed.
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 March 2013 10:13 (thirteen years ago)
If a Republican is intolerant of another religion, they decide to ban all mosques from within 1 mile of the former WTC and all of their favorite politicians gather around in a circle and jerk each other off in self-congratulation newscycles
If a Democrat is intolerant of another religion, they're rightfully called a fucking asshole and their friends stop talking to them
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
If a Republican doesn't like gay marriage, he simply chooses to be in a heteronormative marriage anyway.
If a Democrat doesn't like gay marraige, he wants it declared unconstitutional.
― Frederik B, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
if a democrat don't like celery he put the peanut butter on itif a republican don't like celery he put the ranch
― balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
if you demand that those they don't like be shut down .... you just might be a democrat
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
republicans drive like thisbut DEMOCRATS drive like THIS
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
women be abortin
― balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
How have I never seen this thread?
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and then there's
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― pplains, Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
haha I'm sensing a lost business opportunity to start a private school that is only bible study and target practice (graduation ceremony...amazing grace sung by valedictorian while pistols are fired haphazardly into the air)
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
well there u have it
― the late great, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
goddamn it has been 30 years and presidents are still clearing their own brush, we have got to hire more ppl to do that,, one of them could get hurt
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
presidents sure love to clear brush
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
george washington cut down that cherry tree
yeah but reagan was all "mister washington, cut down that tree!" so that really gives you the whole story in one sentence
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
reagan probably reenacting some wwii movie scenario that he recalled as real life
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
more like scarface, holding that chainsaw all likesay hullo to ma littuh fren*imagines brush to be department of energy*
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/oct/23/usnews.internationalnews/3460960-9984.jpghttp://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Believerhttp://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gw0zg0xka4qjpg/xlarge.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
holding out hope maybe he did the pottery back there too
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
I mean he is a Will Ferrell character isn't he?
"Okay, Mr. President, today we're going to learn about light and shad---"
"Dogs. I want to paint dogs. Like, fifty of 'em..."
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
Lol
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)
the crab has a bit of an eric carle look to it
― andrew m., Thursday, 14 March 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 23 March 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
true
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 23 March 2013 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 25 March 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
baaware
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 26 March 2013 05:26 (thirteen years ago)
Why does he still have wolfhands? Is Glenn Beck actually a wolf? Or does he just like to wear a dog collar? I don't get it.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 March 2013 10:14 (thirteen years ago)
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ALLEY BOY OR ALL LEY BOY?
― cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 March 2013 07:49 (thirteen years ago)
dammit
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― cunnilingus ah um (The Reverend), Thursday, 28 March 2013 07:50 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 04:32 (thirteen years ago)
Suckling at the cold metal teat of Marco Rubio.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 09:12 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 03:25 (thirteen years ago)
Too bad socialized healthcare can't cure cancer, unlike the for-profit model where it is a trivial matter no one ever dies from.
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:58 (thirteen years ago)
PS: I bet anyone $10 bux the CIA somehow gave him cancer.
― Everybody wants a piece of the (Viceroy), Friday, 5 April 2013 03:59 (thirteen years ago)
It's a lot of fun to imagine W. as an evil genie who pops up out of thin air to zing the recently deceased, I recommend it
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 5 April 2013 04:01 (thirteen years ago)
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should not have googled "that guy in the white house"
― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Friday, 5 April 2013 06:44 (thirteen years ago)
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― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Friday, 5 April 2013 06:45 (thirteen years ago)
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― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Friday, 5 April 2013 06:46 (thirteen years ago)
"over 93% of shootings are young black men shooting other young black men"fascinating, tell me more
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 13:30 (thirteen years ago)
it... does tell u more
― am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
theres more text below that sentence, see
― am0n, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
xxxxxxp i'd grab a beer with evil genie bush
― Spectrum, Friday, 5 April 2013 15:18 (thirteen years ago)
am0n somehow i stopped reading after that sentence, must be something wrong with me
― I offer about as much diversity as a saltine cracker. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 April 2013 17:01 (thirteen years ago)