basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, February 11, 2013 11:11 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― badg, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
you two also take that stick outta your ass every 600 years
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
those pope puns must just be swooshing over our heads
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link
more like vaticant shitty
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
boom
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link
when r the cardinals going to elect the next poop
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
what a horribly formed "pope"
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
sigh
― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
Peter Bradshaw's demolition job on some shitty danny dyer comedy has some of the weeeeakest attempts at zings I've seen in a long time:
There's a moment in an old Goon Show where Peter Sellers sonorously says in his officer-class voice: "Old England isn't finished yet. It's finished …" [FX: dinner gong] "… now!" That gong, signalling the end of British self-respect, sounded deafeningly as the houselights dimmed for this film. Argentinian president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will wish to block-book it for every cinema in Buenos Aires. It's a big-screen version of the trouser-dropping stage farce Run for Your Wife, which ran in London's West End from 1983 to 1991, adapted and directed by its author, Ray Cooney, and starring Danny Dyer as the bigamous taxi driver coping with two missuses (Denise van Outen and Sarah Harding) and a next-door neighbour (Neil Morrissey) who is cheeky, perky and, like everyone else, stunningly unfunny. The humour makes The Dick Emery Show look edgy and contemporary, and the movie features a mind-boggling parade of cameos you are only otherwise liable to see in the cutaway shots of an ITV3 repeat of An Audience with Magnus Pyke. Frank Thornton! Bill Pertwee! Russ Abbot! Connoisseurs of the British thespian scene from 30 years ago are likely, however, to have precisely the same response as those who do not recognise any of these people: an overwhelming desire to buy an old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance in which one's head will fit snugly.
lol good one m8 you sure told em
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
awful britcoms definitely do have me reaching for the nearest... old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
(in which my head will fit snugly)
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
this thread is for mediocre british journalism now?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
what a horribly formed "country"
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
Lol soz, I didnt know where else to put it. There's a guardian thread I guess. Oh well. I'll flag all my posts for ya.
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
why is a bruce springsteen poll running?
― steeny HOOSer (some dude), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:26 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, to be fair its not really poorly FORMED joke, its just not funny
― purp (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
ehh i would say the phrasing of it was pretty awkward, also starting a thread (on ILE!) just for that is pretty poor form in and of itself.
― steeny HOOSer (some dude), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
true, true
― purp (roxymuzak), Friday, 1 March 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
― 乒乓, Friday, 1 March 2013 01:04 (eleven years ago) link
It was a response to the other thread, which was poor form to have started on ile itself, the parameters were narrow tbh.
ie id like to invite y'all to join snoball's coworker
― poll that whitey music pfunkboy (darraghmac), Friday, 1 March 2013 06:59 (eleven years ago) link
tbh i did not see the other thread when i first posted here, my bad. still a groaner, though.
― some dude, Friday, 1 March 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
can't believe all these companies are making so much money of clouds, tbh, you can get free clouds just condense some water droplets in the atmosphere
― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Blandford Forum, Wednesday, 20 March 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
I've looked at clouds that way...
― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Wednesday, 20 March 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
*blushes*
― mimosa pudica (clouds), Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I'd like to su... oh never mind
― Half of these sound like rappers. (snoball), Thursday, 21 March 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
iirc h4a has multiple yo la tengo posts
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 08:32 (eleven years ago) link
Sheer laziness
― the gowls are not what they seem (darraghmac), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 08:37 (eleven years ago) link
i would advise that morby ought to pass on that (moby octopad is a song by yo la tengo)
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 08:49 (eleven years ago) link
I am not afraid of morbs and I am hungry4ass
― "LOL is other people" - Jean-Paul Snarktre (wins), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 10:45 (eleven years ago) link
ugh stop
― how's life, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 11:00 (eleven years ago) link
are you finding it painful?
― dschinghis kraan (NickB), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 11:16 (eleven years ago) link
Name of my new band... Hannemans Liver... too soon?
― SeanWayne, Friday, May 10, 2013 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― congo nattefrost (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 11 May 2013 10:47 (eleven years ago) link
― how's life, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:32 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark
i liked this, but maybe thats just vanity
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Saturday, 11 May 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link
I just assumed you've done hard timeMoodles wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:53:38.000comedy mod-edit record finally caught up to himNeanderthal wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:58:11.000my jailhouse name was 4KLIFTi didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:42.000it was a sad timei didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:55.000
Moodles wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:53:38.000
comedy mod-edit record finally caught up to him
Neanderthal wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:58:11.000
my jailhouse name was 4KLIFT
i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:42.000
it was a sad time
i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:55.000
It was a sad post.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
pleading guilty on that one
― i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link
oh man y'all would not have wanted to be around me during the OJ trial
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
OJ da Juiceman was on trial? what for?
― crüt, Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― what rhymes with Gukbe? (some dude), Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
thought abt placing it here but its sort of a 'crut is young' joek & thus endearingly selfdeprecating
― the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
http://media.techeblog.com/images/ripd-rest-in-peace-department-movie-poster.jpg
what a horribly formed "title"
― clouds, Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
poor Jeff Bridges
what a horribly formed "face"
― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, 11 July 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
<3 some dude
― crüt, Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
the dude from big lebowski posted on ilx? what for?
― Picasso Birdman (some dude), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:40 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ariannahuff/status/357619448569528322
― goole, Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
sheesh
― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:42 (ten years ago) link
Shark-sized sado
― SEN. MORBIUS CALLS FOR WATERFACE TO RESIGN (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Every time I see that poster I think "Rhode Island Police Department"
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
^^^ me too :(
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Wednesday, 17 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link
Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz"I keep fuhgeddinaboutit." - Mobster with Alzheimer's
― Neil S, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 08:53 (ten years ago) link
made me lol :(
― There shouldn't be a thread for Dennis Perrin tweets. (stevie), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link
he uses twitter to dabble in shit jokes, it's great
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link
that was funnier to me when I initially misread it as a Michael McDonald joke
― PJ. Turquoise dealer. Chatroulette addict. Andersonville. (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link