what a horribly formed "joke"

Shecky?

http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg

After an absence of many years, Greene returned to perform in Las Vegas in 2009.[4] He had reportedly lost $3 million investing with Bernie Madoff.[5]

basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, February 11, 2013 11:11 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you two also take that stick outta your ass every 600 years

those pope puns must just be swooshing over our heads

more like vaticant shitty

boom

when r the cardinals going to elect the next poop

what a horribly formed "pope"

sigh

Peter Bradshaw's demolition job on some shitty danny dyer comedy has some of the weeeeakest attempts at zings I've seen in a long time:

There's a moment in an old Goon Show where Peter Sellers sonorously says in his officer-class voice: "Old England isn't finished yet. It's finished …" [FX: dinner gong] "… now!" That gong, signalling the end of British self-respect, sounded deafeningly as the houselights dimmed for this film. Argentinian president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will wish to block-book it for every cinema in Buenos Aires. It's a big-screen version of the trouser-dropping stage farce Run for Your Wife, which ran in London's West End from 1983 to 1991, adapted and directed by its author, Ray Cooney, and starring Danny Dyer as the bigamous taxi driver coping with two missuses (Denise van Outen and Sarah Harding) and a next-door neighbour (Neil Morrissey) who is cheeky, perky and, like everyone else, stunningly unfunny. The humour makes The Dick Emery Show look edgy and contemporary, and the movie features a mind-boggling parade of cameos you are only otherwise liable to see in the cutaway shots of an ITV3 repeat of An Audience with Magnus Pyke. Frank Thornton! Bill Pertwee! Russ Abbot! Connoisseurs of the British thespian scene from 30 years ago are likely, however, to have precisely the same response as those who do not recognise any of these people: an overwhelming desire to buy an old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance in which one's head will fit snugly.

lol good one m8 you sure told em

awful britcoms definitely do have me reaching for the nearest... old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance

(in which my head will fit snugly)

this thread is for mediocre british journalism now?

what a horribly formed "country"

Lol soz, I didnt know where else to put it. There's a guardian thread I guess. Oh well. I'll flag all my posts for ya.

why is a bruce springsteen poll running?

i mean, to be fair its not really poorly FORMED joke, its just not funny

ehh i would say the phrasing of it was pretty awkward, also starting a thread (on ILE!) just for that is pretty poor form in and of itself.

true, true

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

It was a response to the other thread, which was poor form to have started on ile itself, the parameters were narrow tbh.

ie id like to invite y'all to join snoball's coworker

tbh i did not see the other thread when i first posted here, my bad. still a groaner, though.

can't believe all these companies are making so much money of clouds, tbh, you can get free clouds just condense some water droplets in the atmosphere

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've looked at clouds that way...

*blushes*

Yeah, I'd like to su... oh never mind

iirc h4a has multiple yo la tengo posts

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sheer laziness

i would advise that morby ought to pass on that (moby octopad is a song by yo la tengo)

I am not afraid of morbs and I am hungry4ass

ugh stop

are you finding it painful?

Name of my new band... Hannemans Liver... too soon?

― SeanWayne, Friday, May 10, 2013 10:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― how's life, Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:32 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i liked this, but maybe thats just vanity

I just assumed you've done hard time

Moodles wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:53:38.000

comedy mod-edit record finally caught up to him

Neanderthal wrote this at 2013-07-03 19:58:11.000

my jailhouse name was 4KLIFT

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:42.000

it was a sad time

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu) wrote this at 2013-07-03 20:01:55.000

It was a sad post.

pleading guilty on that one

oh man y'all would not have wanted to be around me during the OJ trial

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OJ da Juiceman was on trial? what for?

― crüt, Thursday, July 11, 2013 12:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought abt placing it here but its sort of a 'crut is young' joek & thus endearingly selfdeprecating

http://media.techeblog.com/images/ripd-rest-in-peace-department-movie-poster.jpg

what a horribly formed "title"

poor Jeff Bridges

what a horribly formed "face"

<3 some dude

the dude from big lebowski posted on ilx? what for?

https://twitter.com/ariannahuff/status/357619448569528322

sheesh

Shark-sized sado

Every time I see that poster I think "Rhode Island Police Department"

^^^ me too :(

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