dirt bag style

OK, what? No, gross. Not that level.

wearing a bikini top under your clothes bc you have no clean bras

If you aren't up to that level yet, I would rank it not dbs

― mh, Tuesday, February 5, 2013 11:14 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mh introducing the metric for dirtbag style

roxy that is <10 dbs

I rode in the car of that same person w/the vehicle I could barely fit in due to to junk later, only to find she had taken up smoking again and had an empty starbucks cold drink cup full of cigarette butts. On her patio at home, she had a bike with a basket on the front she hadn't moved for a while. The basket was full of cigarette butts.

i would say if you are up to that level you are beyond dbs and possibly a hoarder

what was weird was that most of her place was completely clean, with that exception, but she had completely run out of all paper products, including toilet paper

drew barrymore is mh in riding in cars with hoarders

i crashed at someone's place once and before going to sleep i draped the white dress shirt i was wearing over a floor fan. (probably because the floor was so filthy i instinctualy thought that was the best place to let it rest for the night)

when i went to put it on the next morning, it was coated in a zebra-stripe pattern of thick, black dust.

i visited her again a year later (at a totally different apartment she'd since moved to) and quickly realized she had a habit of buying paper plates and cups so as to avoid washing her sink full of dirty dishes.

eat fast food or microwaveable foods, imo

http://imgur.com/gallery/8yCp3

this thread title gets stuck in my head everytime i look around my apartment and realize i need to clean/organize
i am not a dirtbag btw

knew I should have taken that key to my house back from my sister

those little paper packets on the floor are for a saline neti pot kit

the bed is so gross!

change sitting out on the bathroom counter is a pet peeve of mine, idk why

I haven't brushed my teeth yet this century. I use trident gum and "floss" by swishing water or whiskey or whatever i'm drinking around my mouth and between my teeth.

i crashed at two friends apartment once like 7 years ago and when i took a shower in the morning i noticed all these pennies and nickles and dimes on the floor of the shower

i asked one of them why that was and he said that the other dude "falls asleep on the couch with his shirt off and all the spare change that falls out of his pockets sticks to his body and doesn't come off until he gets in the shower"

that is more lol than anything

pretty dirtbag to just let it collect in the shower for months though

i'm imagining a green crust of copper forming at the shower floor

bingo.

i asked one of them why that was and he said that the other dude "falls asleep on the couch with his shirt off and all the spare change that falls out of his pockets sticks to his body and doesn't come off until he gets in the shower"

lol iirc there's actually an episode of this american life dealing w/ this phenomenon

i hate loose coins scattered around that i tend to throw them out, except for quarters and the occassional dime. pennies just go in the trash all the time, i fucking hate pennies

oh lord

Let me...is anyone eating? You might want to put that down and swallow really well.

I just pulled the insoles out of my work sneakers and I don't wear socks, okay? I put the insoles in a bowl with hot water and ammonia and the ground-in skin just FLOATED OFF in rafts. It was amazing. I don't have time to wash the shoes themselves because I need them tomorrow, but I WILL SOON, because SATISFACTION!

not wearing socks with work sneakers is some dirtbag olympics-level training. kudos.

I don't like wearing socks. Too many layers, they just bunch up, and they look stupid.

http://i.imgur.com/jBQJ2AG.png

nope

this is "dirt bag style" not "mentally ill style"

no rules, just right

what was in the tubs
& why two varieties

Would eat

old but relevant

http://i.imgur.com/rA9eKfL.jpg

cut it out

lolol

haha both of those sights are so disgraceful, i have a nostalgic soft spot for rough as guts dirtbags.

those two pics are like vice magazine interns trying to one-up each other on instagram

dudes just trying to cop the "how to basic" guy's steez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4qNQq8pymU

http://images.viralnova.com/000/065/112/desktop-1407786267.png

i had the idea the other week to fill an espresso shot thing with kraft mac & cheese powder and tamp it down and make a shot with it

i thought putting loose leaves directly in a cup is sort of dirt bag http://imgur.com/sNNDmaS but apparently it's a thing in china, they call it grandpa style.

grandpa was kinda of a dirt bag too.

I was looking for something that dropped underneath the seat in my car and when I rolled the seat back I found half a slice of pizza

thats a thing everywhere

xp

Yeah idgi, what else would you do with loose leaf tea?

tea ball

Now that is just obscene, Roberto Spiralli . . . !

TEA BALL

loose leaf tea in a cup fuck yea

ssssips!

>discretely spit back a leave in my cup

just realized the only clean pair of underwear i have is... a jockstrap