Humans: now stupid enough to reject overwhelming evidence of the negative effect of their actions on the earth's natural weather cycle.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 13:20 (thirteen years ago)
The idiot word there is 'control'
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
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― am0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
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navy seals don't kill ppl. obama kills ppl.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 23 January 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
Morbsy
― am0n, Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:01 (thirteen years ago)
gruntstyle
― the late great, Thursday, 24 January 2013 06:11 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 January 2013 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:34 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:37 (thirteen years ago)
fierce leopard print saddle blanket
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:44 (thirteen years ago)
George Bush on a Segway
― Uncle Sam is... ...No Daddy! (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 04:36 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 01:41 (thirteen years ago)
obama must said all that stuff, there's quotation marks around it
― gentle german fatherly voice (President Keyes), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 01:51 (thirteen years ago)
look at w on that bike, what a badass
― железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
obama what a nerd
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 02:17 (thirteen years ago)
goretex parka and bike shorts: our manliest prez
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
lol barack could stand to raise that seat a tad, where the secret service at
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:11 (thirteen years ago)
my god gw's legs look like serena williams'
― een, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 04:31 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:02 (thirteen years ago)
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this one has me stumped
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:04 (thirteen years ago)
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derp derp derp derp
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
"Oh shit you guys they figured it out my big government nooooooo"
Liberals, after facing the wrath of Dan Conner.
― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Friday, 8 March 2013 03:15 (thirteen years ago)
lol the conners were democrats tho
― 1staethyr, Friday, 8 March 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
If a victim of a murderous killing spree doesn't like guns, he demands that his higher brain functions be banned, and shut down.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 8 March 2013 05:25 (thirteen years ago)
If a Republican doesn't like abortions, he doesn't have one.
If a Democrat doesn't like abortions, he wants all abortions outlawed.
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 March 2013 10:13 (thirteen years ago)
If a Republican is intolerant of another religion, they decide to ban all mosques from within 1 mile of the former WTC and all of their favorite politicians gather around in a circle and jerk each other off in self-congratulation newscycles
If a Democrat is intolerant of another religion, they're rightfully called a fucking asshole and their friends stop talking to them
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 15:37 (thirteen years ago)
If a Republican doesn't like gay marriage, he simply chooses to be in a heteronormative marriage anyway.
If a Democrat doesn't like gay marraige, he wants it declared unconstitutional.
― Frederik B, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)
if a democrat don't like celery he put the peanut butter on itif a republican don't like celery he put the ranch
― balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
if you demand that those they don't like be shut down .... you just might be a democrat
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
republicans drive like thisbut DEMOCRATS drive like THIS
― ( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
women be abortin
― balls, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
How have I never seen this thread?
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and then there's
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― pplains, Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:21 (thirteen years ago)
haha I'm sensing a lost business opportunity to start a private school that is only bible study and target practice (graduation ceremony...amazing grace sung by valedictorian while pistols are fired haphazardly into the air)
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Sunday, 10 March 2013 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
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― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
well there u have it
― the late great, Monday, 11 March 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
goddamn it has been 30 years and presidents are still clearing their own brush, we have got to hire more ppl to do that,, one of them could get hurt
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:04 (thirteen years ago)
presidents sure love to clear brush
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
george washington cut down that cherry tree
yeah but reagan was all "mister washington, cut down that tree!" so that really gives you the whole story in one sentence
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
reagan probably reenacting some wwii movie scenario that he recalled as real life
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:08 (thirteen years ago)
more like scarface, holding that chainsaw all likesay hullo to ma littuh fren*imagines brush to be department of energy*
― we're beautiful like robots in dis guys (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/news/gallery/2007/oct/23/usnews.internationalnews/3460960-9984.jpghttp://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Believerhttp://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18gw0zg0xka4qjpg/xlarge.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
holding out hope maybe he did the pottery back there too
― the 'dirty sprite' is implied (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 March 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
I mean he is a Will Ferrell character isn't he?
"Okay, Mr. President, today we're going to learn about light and shad---"
"Dogs. I want to paint dogs. Like, fifty of 'em..."
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 March 2013 23:42 (thirteen years ago)
Lol
― pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 02:16 (thirteen years ago)
the crab has a bit of an eric carle look to it
― andrew m., Thursday, 14 March 2013 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
Love trump’s faaaabulous cape
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 12:16 (one year ago)
I like that the AI seems to be merging Alec Baldwin's facial features into Trump's
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 August 2024 12:20 (one year ago)
that's supposed to be Kamala? I wouldn't have guessed
― StanM, Thursday, 29 August 2024 12:37 (one year ago)
of course it makes her look darker to emphasize her evil hotness
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 29 August 2024 13:06 (one year ago)
powerful thread:
The FSB just dropped its calendar for 2025 pic.twitter.com/ZcJcWxCUMy— Mack Tubridy (@macktubs) November 1, 2024
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Friday, 1 November 2024 12:34 (one year ago)