Ned Slankett
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)
DL: “Why exactly are you here? Honest to God…”
RB: “Well, you know, I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest…”
DL: “Well, you’re on in the worst way.”
^this is great
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 7 February 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)
How Terrified Are You?
― special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 9 February 2009 13:31 (seventeen years ago)
DP really put me off Leeds. It was OK when I visited in 2002 but I don't think I'd feel happy going back now.
― the pinefox, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:57 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
'Leeds' is an unusually horrible name for a town or city
Leeds United are an unusually horrible football club
in a sense, Leeds could be the worst place in Britain.
― the pinefox, Friday, 13 February 2009 13:58 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yes, in a sense, a very strange sense were we judge the merits of a place on its football club, how its name sounds and its portrayals in crime fiction.
― Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Friday, 13 February 2009 14:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bonkers candy, the Nabisco candy (stevie), Friday, 13 February 2009 16:10 (seventeen years ago)
she dresses nelly retardo
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, February 13, 2009 7:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Hehhh..... a bit liek ur mom methinks, in bed~
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, February 13, 2009 8:26 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
your mom doesn't dress well in bed.
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Friday, February 13, 2009 8:27 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dan I., Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)
Gotta remember that titchy assembles his arguments by randomly piecing together cut-up squares of paper containing half-true statements. It's like a Challops-o-Matic.
― Tim F, Saturday, February 14, 2009 2:57 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Saturday, 14 February 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
!!
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 14 February 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
omg what thread
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:26 (seventeen years ago)
NE-YO v THE DREAM
― 4chan Marshall (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 15 February 2009 00:36 (seventeen years ago)
well, if it worked for william s burroughs ...
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
Bancruisin' titchyschneidermk2 is a huge improvement on earnest Dissensus refugee titchyschneidermk2.
― 4chan Marshall (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)
he's a bit shit
― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)
ohhh he's a dissensus dude
i get him now
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)
lol internet
― on some charter shit no doubt (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 15 February 2009 01:54 (seventeen years ago)
Why Minimal Techno is the best dance music ever:― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that's a good question...FOR ME TO POOP ON !!!!!
― blunt (blunt), Tuesday, October 18, 2005 8:50 PM Bookmark
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 07:51 (seventeen years ago)
omg
― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 08:26 (seventeen years ago)
― Dan I., Friday, February 13, 2009 10:24 PM (2 days ago) [IP: 75.72.181.211] Bookmark
― sleep, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:02 (seventeen years ago)
i don't get that zing
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:37 (seventeen years ago)
ip zing
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:41 (seventeen years ago)
iping a little freely there
― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 09:54 (seventeen years ago)
i spent like a full two minutes messing with permutations zing and ip
i zpingzi pingzingp
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:00 (seventeen years ago)
pizing
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:05 (seventeen years ago)
get a job imo
― lol (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:08 (seventeen years ago)
(jk)
no rly wat does it mean
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:13 (seventeen years ago)
loll
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:13 (seventeen years ago)
mr f0zi is gone off ilx because of you
― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:24 (seventeen years ago)
the zing was that the first zing was awful
― Dan I., Sunday, 15 February 2009 10:25 (seventeen years ago)
Am I alone in thinking that Moby should be rounded up and shot? Unfortunately, that wouldn't rid us of the crap he's turned out so far (and which is STILL getting plastered over every other fucking tv ad). A Moby CD is really something for those middle-of-the-road, "I've got ten CD's" kind of people, who put it on as background noise during boring dinner parties. Any thoughts on this?
― Rudolf (Rudolf), Friday, December 5, 2003 1:51 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Playing music during dinner parties is classic, as you'd know if you had any friends or knew how to use a knife and fork.
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Friday, December 5, 2003 2:00 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark
― unaustralian (jabba hands), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)
damn son
― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:07 (seventeen years ago)
old ilx, red in tooth and claw.
― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 09:09 (seventeen years ago)
Tico Tico certainly knew how to use a knife and fork, amirite?
― Ringtone bisexual bible shower (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
looooool
― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
huh?
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 February 2009 11:53 (seventeen years ago)
brit in-joke
― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:54 (seventeen years ago)
i don't get it
― caek, Monday, 16 February 2009 12:10 (seventeen years ago)
get over it imo
― lol (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 February 2009 12:12 (seventeen years ago)
i see what you did there
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 February 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)
Gordo Gordo
― eman, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:20 (seventeen years ago)
Concept: Female friend ragging on me for dismissing potential beau as "clearly insane and fucked up" because she mentioned she was into watersports and knifeplay, and "how do you know she's not just a perfectly balanced woman who has kink?"Era: Two days agoAnalogy: "Yeah, I'm sure there's people who vote for the BNP because they agree with their taxation policy as well"Flaw: People vote for the BNP because they're racists, not because of economical issues.
― Ringtone bisexual bible shower (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Monday, February 16, 2009 10:42 AM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dom there are other threads where you can sideways brag about kinky girls who have crushes on you
― max, Monday, February 16, 2009 10:48 AM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dom can't fit sideways into those threads
― and what, Monday, February 16, 2009 11:00 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
double zing
― ice cr?m, Monday, 16 February 2009 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
who is john d to complain about anyone's quality control, eh?
― ian, Monday, February 16, 2009 8:57 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ thats a burn notice right there.
― ^^ one of enriques sincere posts (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 16 February 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)
daaaaaag
― its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 16 February 2009 21:47 (seventeen years ago)
looks like it's gonna be more straightforward-song-oriented record, less atmospheric and "experimental" than Yellow House
― Zeno, Monday, February 16, 2009 4:15 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^alarming news
― sonderangerbot, Monday, February 16, 2009 4:17 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Monday, 16 February 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)
we need a separate thread for shitty chuck lorre sitcoms but only if we can embed an audio file of a loud over-the-top fake laugh track that repeats every ten seconds
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:04 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^ only way to recreate the chuck lorre sitcom-watching experience in thread format
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:05 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
okay massive lolz at complaining about the laugh track in other sitcoms on a "How I Met Your Mother" thread
― Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:06 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
there's a machine that can do that for you
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, February 17, 2009 10:09 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
and chuck lorre owns 400 of them
― brainless popcorn (some dude), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
my spelling and syntax is a joke today.
― straightola, Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:01 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
*are
― k3vin k., Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:14 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― mark cl, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
I reserved Watchmen at the library!
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:20 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
good to see you find something else to do besides showering in the bathroom sink and changing your plastic bag shoes
― harry s tfuman (and what), Wednesday, February 18, 2009 9:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:54 (seventeen years ago)
dag
― THE_REAL_BLAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 19 February 2009 09:58 (seventeen years ago)
fuck you asshole, go cornhole andshit
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 February 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)
lol @ Jordan somehow getting the backdraft of the burn
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
cataloging 'burns' is #1 among many preadolescent games here that suggests I need to go
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 19 February 2009 15:12 (seventeen years ago)