no more slander plz
however...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:56 (seventeen years ago)
didn't know morbs worked in banner ad marketing
― eman, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:54 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
http://www.rascalscooters.com/images/landing/acw1006.jpg
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:56 PM
http://sayunclesam.com/images/sayunclesaddamfinished_81w2.jpg
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
morbs how have you not used "B.O." yet?
― vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
osheila
― and what, Thursday, February 5, 2009 12:36 PM
― am0n, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.mishkanyc.com/item/morbius-bootleg
― dmr, Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)
I think you guys can worry about somebody besides Caribou Barbie in '12
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, May 18, 2010 8:13 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark
^^ a worthy addition imo
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)
that one is fucking inspired imo
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
yeah it really is
― jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:03 (sixteen years ago)
Poppy Twit (George H.W. Bush)
this is seriously the cutest nickname ever
pretty sure I'd heard Caribou Barbie elsewhere during the 08 cycle
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:08 (sixteen years ago)
It's a good gay cruising name.
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:09 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah Caribou Barbie was coined by a few writers during the 08 campaign I think.
I'd totally believe that Morbius coined "gaydar" though.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:17 (sixteen years ago)
pretty popular name for palin, was used in snl skit, sub-morbs
― jeff, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
Bam & the Dems
like the ring of this in a punk band style way
― J0rdan S., Friday, 21 May 2010 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
haha sorta otm
― iatee, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Friday, May 21, 2010 4:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Dem and the Holobams
― max, Friday, 21 May 2010 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
say what up to u Bams and Dem
― sveltko (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
lots of lols coming
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:08 (sixteen years ago)
lol kevin
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 00:22 (sixteen years ago)
supply and dem-bam-d
― max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:37 (sixteen years ago)
I'd like to coin you, Matt, if u knowhuttimean
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
Oprah = Orcah
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
Rodham wuz robbed
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)
although I do appreciate that gabbneb was the only ILXor on this list (twice!!)
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Friday, 15 October 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
Blowjob Billy
― wavy g. wavegarten (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
Bam's reelection strategy is same as Blowjob Billy's: To govern like a Republican who doesn't talk like a crazy person.
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius)
xpost lol!
― buzza, Monday, 28 March 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)
I'm sure you guys know that I'm just tossin up softballs for you
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
you may also be underestimating that Rombama are equally contemptible. Except Mittens hasn't actually outdone Dubya on police statism yet.
― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Saturday, October 22, 2011 8:05 PM (3 minutes ago)
― MODS DID 10/11 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)
yeah we're gonna have to start collecting these for the 2012 version of this poll
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton) 2
robbed
― mid-song laughing elvis (schlump), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:20 (fourteen years ago)
also, he forgot Billy Blythe.
― Dr Morbius
^^ that's my fave!
― gff
― buzza, Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)
mcnasty really got shafted here
― The sham nation of Israel should be destroyed. (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 23 October 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)
mcnasty was mccain's well known high school nickname iirc
― some dude, Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)
so, this 'fire drill' was to get Bush III into the Leno show for his interview?
― Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 11:47 AM
― lol waggoner (am0n), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
really can't argue with the winner here
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:19 (fourteen years ago)
yeah.
dr. m called me "Your Smugness" about a week ago, which made me laugh out loud.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 26 October 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
pundneb is hilarious
― lol waggoner (am0n), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:13 (fourteen years ago)
i always read it as "puddneb"
― buzza, Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:23 (fourteen years ago)
General Hillary Jack Ripper Clinton (Hillary Clinton)
― wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Thursday, 27 October 2011 06:35 (fourteen years ago)
also equating my Don't Vote for Obamdum = Vote for Romnee is exceptional toolism
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius)
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)
W and Billy were sockpuppets, as is Hopey
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, April 17, 2012
― buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/hopeyhey.jpg
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
Adolf Giuliani
― buzza, Friday, 2 November 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)
as much as I look forward to an obama presidency, a biden vice-presidency will surely promise a cornucopia of malapropism
― Edward III, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 11:25 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 November 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
i was gonna bump this thread for something the other day, i forget what for now
― all mods con (k3vin k.), Friday, 2 November 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
oh, the deadline for requesting paper was in December.
If it gets Moonrise or even The Master into BP ahead of Argo and Les Shiz, OK.
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, January 2, 2013 2:24 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― some dude, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 19:35 (thirteen years ago)
Les Shiz is pretty good!
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 3 January 2013 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
best nick has gotta be Bubba.
Fuck the Clintons, however. I'm Green (except for Bam Love).
^^ this is sure to infuriate the Dr. (Morbz).
― boy_slayer, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:00 (thirteen years ago)
tbh i'd be surprised if morbs bothered being infuriated with you
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 January 2013 07:03 (thirteen years ago)