dirt bag style

how am i living an even dirt baggier lifestyle than i was a year ago

new york will do that to a man.

yeah even the trees in new york are dirtbags

also can I use "dirt baggier" for a character in my new play

ha

all my shoes have holes in them, i have discovered

my pits stink.

(but i like it.)

me too rrrobyn! it's really sad. even my longest lasting shoes, the doc martens that i've had for 12 years, got holes in them this year. r.i.p. shoesss

Tombot that character's name has to be pronounced "Deert Baw-j-yay". He's Francophone Swiss.

write a research paper for a high school kid for 75 bucks

that's real

I am wondering if I can make my sneakers look nice again with WD40?

Dr. Bronners and a brillo sponge

i was wondering if i could fix the hole in the heal of my sneaker with super glue and rubber cement?

totally

Dr. Bronners and a brillo sponge

-- sexyDancer, Thursday, November 15, 2007 5:17 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i have these

I cleaned my sneaks destroyed inna No Fun Fest mosh pit this way.

not a brillo pad tho!

Oh, I'm Dirty Dan, the world's dirtiest man,
I never have taken a shower.
I can't see my shirt--it's so covered with dirt,
And my ears have enough to grow flowers.

But the water is either a little too hot,
Or else it's a little too cold.
I'm musty and dusty and patchy and scratchy
And mangy and covered with mold.
But the water is always a little too hot,
Or else it's a little too cold.

I live in a pen with five hogs and a hen
And three squizzly lizards who creep in
My bed, and they itch as I squirm, and I twitch
In the cruddy old sheets that I sleep in.

In you looked down my throat with a flashlight, you'd note
That my insides are coated with rust.
I creak when I walk and I squeak when I talk,
And each time I sneeze I blow dust.

The thought of a towel and soap makes me howl,
And when people have something to tell me
They don't come and tell it--they stand back and yell it.
I think they're afraid they might smell me.

The bedbugs that leap on me sing me to sleep,
And the garbage flies buzz me awake.
They're the best friends I've found and I fear they might drown
So I never go too near a lake.

Each evening at nine I sit down to dine
With the termites who live in my chair,
And I joke with the bats and have intimate chats
With the cooties who crawl in my hair.

I'd brighten my life if I just found a wife,
But I fear that will never be
Until I can find a girl, gentle and kind,
With a beautiful face and a sensitive mind,
Who sparkles and twinkles and glistens and shines--
And who's almost as dirty as me.

i just found a mummified carrot under my couch :o

looks like dirty dan found his girl

ughh drinking 40s of steel reserve cuz wana get drunk and no $$.

omigod i need to get a job pronto before i tread any further towards semi-alchoholism

i hate, hate, hate, to say it, but i guess that i'm one of those people who needs some external structure in my life...elsewise i tend to end up fucking off and indulging all of my worst tendencies

i've moved up to 40's of high life and 24 cans of tecate.

cheers, brah

that's a program I can get with

Steel Reserve = instant headache

oh man I would kill for a tall boy of tecate right now

i hate, hate, hate, to say it, but i guess that i'm one of those people who needs some external structure in my life...elsewise i tend to end up fucking off and indulging all of my worst tendencies

dude this is basically true about everybody

bad decisions were made at corner store last night while puzzling over what cheap stuff to get. i am now the proud owner of a 4-pack(wtf?) of 16-oz cans of Steel Reserve and wondering what am I gonna do with this swill...5 bucks. 5 bucks. i coulda bought a six of wholesome pints of beck's for 8 bucks, but my mojo in several major areas of life last night was malfunctioning. or something.

dude this is basically true about everybody

yeah, but there are those exceptions-- not even classic type-A personalities, but more just people who are on some self-ordained mission in life, and who get their shit accomplished lickety-split.

i am in that subset of people who would never be bored when they retire...like i can always find something to do, but one of the problems is that i tend to gravitate towards least path of resistance stuff. so i genuinely enjoy and appreciate my "free time", but not much of it is spent doing things of consequence that would be fulfilling in some long-term sense (creative pursuits, other stuff that i know would be valuable as far as lol "personal growth"). i've regressed to being 19 years-old or thereabouts.

i am going to hang out this evening with a friend who is ex-military, and he does stuff like exercise in a gym everyday, even when he is traveling. i find that part of him to be completely intimidating.

How long has he been ex-, though? I used to know someone who said that for months after his discharge it didn't occur to him NOT to get up at 7am for a 6-mile formation run and some push-ups, but I can testify that he shook off the straight-lacing eventually.

dell, maybe you should http://twilight.mahoro-net.org/~aterizak/stopposting.gif

How long has he been ex-, though? I used to know someone who said that for months after his discharge it didn't occur to him NOT to get up at 7am for a 6-mile formation run and some push-ups, but I can testify that he shook off the straight-lacing eventually.

Um, he's been out for...a dozen years, probably! He is a wonderful guy in countless respects, but he does still retain this edge which I'm pretty sure came from his military years, and which comes across as a rigidity in his personality that I sometimes find irritating. I could care less about his dedication to working out; I'm glad that he does something on a regular basis that obviously makes him feel good...but sometimes, agh, he can be a little frustrating.

Come to think of it, even before he went into the military, he had a weird side to him...like he would insist on playing an album side all the way through-- absolutely no skipping around tracks! But at the same time he was a "wild and crazy guy", like funny punk rock-ish haircut, uninibited as far as walking up to strangers and behaving like some mash of Jim Carrey/Robin Williams, etc.

A complex man!

NB, any complaints I have with him are probably due to me feeling like he harbors the notion that I am some loser because of my habitually dissolute lifestyle...

i think my lifestyle is 50% cutty and 50% chaki

chaki, I know, that's sound advice. It's just the all-pervasiveness of the internet is so indidious that, y'know, in-between looking up jobs online and sending out resumes, it's soooo easy to give in to the temptation to mosey on over to ilx and hang out.

it's soooo easy to give in to the temptation to mosey on over to ilx and hang out.

srsly otm. the first month i was unemployed i speant maybe a total of 10 minutes on ilx. by the 10th week i was miserable all over the place (as chaki will attest). good luck man.

speant? i need a nap.

this is dirt bag style not sad sack session!

was there an equivalent to pigpen in the sad sack comic books? i can't remember.

wikipedia says: Supporting characters included "The Sarge" (Sack's platoon sergeant, the potbellied and tough but reasonable Sergeant Circle); "Slob Slobinski" (Sack's buddy); "The General" (General Rockjaw, always drawn with dark glasses, cigarette holder and Ascot tie) "Sadie Sack" (Sad's redheaded female cousin, in the WACs), "Ol' Sod Sack," Sad's hillbilly uncle, and "Muttsy" the dog. The spin-off Sad Sack Navy, Gobs 'n' Gals had the supporting character "Gabby Gob".

so Slob Slobinski it is!

http://www.sadsack.net/BigHBooks.gif

http://www.sadsack.net/Sad-Sack-292web.jpg

lol, big H books

dell wtf @ u

exactly, right?

lol "dell"

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scratch n sniff of mystery stain on jeans reveals it to be tomato sauce
just downed bud tallboy opened last night

same clothes everyday

also no shower this morning and fuck shaving

hi-5

wife won't let me wear hoodie because it smells like homeless person. said she could smell it from across the room

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6393/bighbooksnl8.jpg

wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

explain