posts very much in character

Yeah. "sort've" doesn't make sense. But "sort'f" doesn't work, and I just don't have time to be typing that "o" all the time!

first person to mention that it's 7 keystrokes either way gets CUTTTTTTTT

i always picture snrub as an old guy in one of those old fashioned wooden wheelchairs, holding up one of those ear funnel hearing aid things to his ears for some reason.

sorta pointless, isn't it?
xp

yes, it's pointless. I had never really thought about it until this keen-eyed guy here called me on it. I didn't even know I used it that often! never again obviously

I have this great photo circa 1983 of me throwing a tantrum over french fries

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, August 6, 2007 10:11 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

xD

women do not have anuses

-- mike hanle y, Wednesday, July 17, 2002 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

RAPE THAT SHIT
-- Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, February 27, 2006 9:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Actually this morning I had my usual 12 cups of coffee. Then i found out that the elevator in my building was broken as usual. So walking down the 7 flights of stairs I was farting quite vigourously, then about 10 minutes later I noticed some of the farts had a more persistent feeling of moistness than is generally tolerable. So I went into the nearest internet cafe to use the toilet and expecting to find a few random stains on my underwear I instead unfortunately found a swamp in there. So I washed my ass and threw the underwear in a garbage can and am now sitting here 'commando' in an internet cafe somewhere in north London if anyone's interested
-- dave q, Monday, July 14, 2003 2:28 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

oh man, when have i ever NOT shit my pants? seriously, my pants are always so squishy with wet fresh shit, and caked with last week's shit from my butt that i couldn't wash out, that i'm thinking of investing in some kind of NASA-grade latex pant, on account of all my pants-shitting. god, walking around my house all you see is brown streaks and gobs of human shit matted into the carpet. smells like shit and lysol in here. i wish my life would end.
-- ath (ath), Monday, May 1, 2006 9:13 AM (1 year ago)

i just read a news article about a teenage girl that had to be rushed to the hospital for overdosing on coffee. she had 7 double espressos

don't worry, soon enough Jack Black will take his place in the hallowed pantheon of Dead Fat Actors

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:12 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Dead Fat Comedians, rather

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:13 PM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i wonder if shakey's got a checklist of "deaths to gloat over"

an xls perhaps

what an asshole

checklist of "deaths to gloat over"

Surmounter
kenan
scott seward
Masonic Boom
Curt1s Stephens
Ned Raggett
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
John Justen
Abbott
Hurting 2
Jordan
Trayce
Shakey Mo Collier
El Tomboto
dean ge
Heave Ho
humansuit
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
gr8080
milo z
blueski
Dr Morbius
marmotwolof
Herman G. Neuname
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
deej
Jon Lewis
the schef (adam schefter ha ha)
Rubyredd
Ms Misery
latebloomer
jergïns
rrrobyn
jaymc
jhøshea
Just got offed
sanskrit
Drooone
Sara R-C
s1ocki
hstencil
gabbneb
Stevie D
Matt DC
Tracer Hand
and what
Beth Parker
n/a
max
dan m
HI DERE
sweet tater
tehresa
StanM
Laurel
Dom Passantino
kingfish
chicago kevin
nabisco
chaki
That one guy that hit it and quit it
Mark G
ILX System
Eazy
elmo argonaut
kv_nol
Tape Store
ailsa
am0n
poortheatre
Jesse
get bent
accentmonkey
Alex in Baltimore
King Boy Pato
Charlie Howard
Steve Shasta
nathalie
bell_labs
mark s
stevienixed
Jordan Sargent
ghost rider
Richard Wood Johnson
ken c
Mr. Que
KitCat
gershy
RJG
aldo
wanko ergo sum
Jeff Treppel
Geir Hongro
Bimble
Tom D.
Alex in NYC
bernard snowy
river wolf
Whiney G. Weingarten
Noodle Vague

;_;

yes, it's pointless. I had never really thought about it until this keen-eyed guy here called me on it. I didn't even know I used it that often! never again obviously

Oh, I don't think you use it that often. It's just that a long time ago when I saw Alex in NYC use it, I went to the archives to see if it was an isolated occurrence and found that no, he'd used it hundreds of times. And lo and behold, someone else had used it, too.

I went to the archives to see if it was an isolated occurrence and found that no, he'd used it hundreds of times. And lo and behold, someone else had used it, too.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 8:28 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

But still, I think this is silly. Western people are way too afraid of germs. When I was a kid I used to drink water out of puddles, and nothing ever came out of it.

-- Tuomas, Friday, 17 August 2007 17:44 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^ most baiting Tuomas post ever?

that's all i'll say.

-- Just got offed, Friday, August 17, 2007 1:29 AM (Friday, August 17, 2007 1:29 AM) Bookmark Link

no wait,

didn't he already mention the childhood puddle-drinking once before?

^^ most baiting Tuomas post ever?

-- energy flash gordon, Friday, August 17, 2007 1:55 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it's like that point halfway through a serial killer movie when they're like "he's TOYING WITH US".

He's just taking the piss now right?

have to say number 3. Modest Mouse and Cat Power are such weird names that they can't be made up.

-- Tuomas, Friday, 17 August 2007 19:08 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dude has been taking the piss for months

i drank out of three streams in the last week, though, and i haven't gotten giardia. so maybe he's right.

i drank out of three streams in the last week, though, and i haven't gotten giardia. so maybe he's right.

-- river wolf, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:21 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

He's just taking the piss now right?

For his sake, I hope so. For us, it's a load of roffles.
I'm waiting for the day he will ask us: "What is ILX?"

only thing my parents buy me anymore: guns.

(okay, they tried to buy me a watch last week, but Fossil didn't have anything that looked like I'd wear it)

-- milo z, Friday, August 17, 2007 5:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

made out with girl
woke up covered in mustard

woops wrong thread

made out with girl
woke up covered in mustard

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:27 PM (7 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Delete Undelete Ban User User Info
woops wrong thread

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, August 18, 2007 3:27 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

hahahaha

I've done cunnilingus and/or a handjob several times, to make my girlfriend come even if I didn't. Am I a pretender?

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:38 (4 years ago)

Difficult to pick. UIF has the most jazzy fills, but MHK drops in some very nice kraut on occasion, and new one is about same. Fiurst one has good if standard IDM / laptop beats with a touch of jazz swing/fill at times.

-- Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 10:09 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

...pretender?

Someone should warn Tuomas that you can't generally give a "girlfriend" a handjob.

Lost in Miss Translation

generally?

pretender Tuomas

IT'S ALL IN CODE

extreme fisting action

a crying game

That (cunni/handjob post) must be from the "male feminist" thread? I didn't read it, I figured it would give me a headache if I did.

Ha, I am RONG. M-F thread is pretty interesting too.

Someone should warn Tuomas that you can't generally give a "girlfriend" a handjob.

Lets play the crying game then.

I MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY NATH!! (credit where credit's due dept) xxx

Ah shit, sorry! :-(

Throw Beyonce to the famished hyenas.

-- Alex in NYC, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link