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couldn't you just get the same effect by not wearing a bra?

gravity, i suppose.

Rhymes with "nips" so I see where 7th graders are coming from.

depends on your nipples, and the current room temperature, i guess xp

http://www.softer-ware.com/images/fake_nipples_for_sale.jpg

"Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples."

face nipples, HERE I COME

btw dan u r face nipples are very pretty

oh man i am totally lining those down my torso and getting a tight tshirt for next halloween

and of course by next halloween i mean "every evening before i go out to the bar"

see, I think you should line them down your legs and get some tight pants

how many of them come in a case

some us don't need fake superfluous nipples u_u

Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, you have revealed yourself

i also keep my cigarettes right next to my pacemaker

when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror

little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear

you took baths in your elementary school?

that was kind of ambiguous

I meant I saw it in the school restroom, then wrote it on the mirror in my home bathroom, only for it to reappear when my dad took a shower

fuck

redrumFUCK

i had all the steve martin albums as a kid and though i had no idea what it meant, thought it would be funny if, during our second grade "share a song with the class" assignment, I would belt out "GRAMPAWWWWWWWWW BOUGHT A RUBBER" along with the two verses I had cleverly made up to join it.
do not remember how that ended.

probably with juice. most kid stories end with juice.

Steve Martin joking "wow look at all the tits! there must be fifty seven tits up there!" on let's get small was probably the first time I heard the word as a kid

i think i think of that joke whenever i hear the word tits. possibly also whenever i see tits? it probably hasn't gotten that bad.

I had that whole album memorized before hitting puberty.

perhaps I would have grown up differently if someone had given be a steve martin cd instead of bubba the love sponge mp3s

I had sex again! For those keeping track, this time we fucked to 'Idylls' by Love Spirals Downwards.

I used the word "fuck" decisively, because that is all we did. It, again, was not pleasurable. I am not very attracted to this person and I do not have romantic feelings for this person - I barely felt a thing. I am disappointed, and I thought that it would be different the second time. I do not know what to say. It was not worth it. I am heartbroken and my life has been shattered.

I would like to think that romantic feelings would make a difference. I could never develop those for anyone, though. I do care about this person, however, and we have decided to keep doing this and seeing each other - romance will never play a part in this. I do not know what I am thinking anymore.

I think that I hate this.

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Addendum: Oh my God. I am so distracted by these recent events. I have to finish three papers now, in the next week-and-a-half at U-Michigan. One for Phil 232 L0eb - we have the same politics, I'll write it on Ethical Egoism and make fun of Ayn Rand or something, that's fine. Two for H@ss - I love AMCULT, but oh boy, she's hard to get an A for (though I have before). Bleurgh. Ann Arbor rules, but sex sucks. Anyone out there???

― boy_slayer, Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:41 PM (24 minutes ago)

harbl otm

every generation of ilx needs it's loujag

seriously anyone getting laid on the reg and thinking they hate it is either a poetry grad student or i dont even know

idk does it actually beat wanking tho, bytimes

that post is like notes from underground

Addendum: Oh my sock.

If there was ever anything that was missing from old l0u1s jagg3r posts, it's that they weren't originating from Michigan.

lou-jagg, and, bless his heart, took like, what, 1000 posts before he got offed. i was offed when i got here, sheesh.

boy_slayer, how long have you been reading ilx?

callin it

since 2005, on and off, for different reasons.

^^ my last post was mean. i just listened to "call me maybe" and am feeling incorrigible. should i call sexy friend? y/n

kidding. has to be no, tonight. must do homework. i keep having sexy texts with. . . must do homework.

alright you've all had your fun, time to put the genie back in the bottle--LURKER LOCKDOWN

i don't feel incorrigible i feel encourageable

i am the duke of poop!

― tunnel joe (harbl), Wednesday, November 2, 2011 8:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*encourages harbl*

*harbl achieves his or her dreams off camera*

http://sandbox.ilxor.com/sandbox/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=1382

so many encouragements!

so many accrütrements!

sock dunk

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, December 6, 2012 3:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slam sock

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, December 6, 2012 3:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

waitaminute is this implying that im a sock....i can pose with todays newspaper or something if you like

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3128403&boardid=40&threadid=87286

thread of missing brodie

darn it