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what about the deep lurkers who don't even know they're lurking

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

anyway, yes dude, i believe i was at a mountain goats show at sonar in late 2007, after i moved but before i moved back.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/blake-griffin-dunk.jpg

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

http://shatterthebackboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Dwight-Howard.jpg

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

http://thehouseofsteam.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/fugazi-basketball-hoop.gif

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

btw way more ppl read this messageboard than yall realize.

how do u know, is there a lurker board

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 10:22 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

recall stet or someone said the lurker to poster ratio was like 10/1

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

ok

it was a good show. i got tickets for free and wasn't expecting much but aerosmith was quite the entertainer.

when i was a child i wore a red tank top with porky pig cradling a basketball that said HAM DUNK

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (thirteen years ago)

bring back unregistered posting

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:01 (thirteen years ago)

insha allah

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

What up, K-Mac. How was life at F0rdham?

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)

K-Mac and Omar Little were friends at FU and almost lived together but then Omar Little transferred schools. I know this because OL recognized him from FU and one day msg'd me and said, "So, uh, I think I know your friend." True story.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

ILX and real life weird collision shit. The other one of that I've had is that I briefly lived with a girl when I first moved here to Boston who, as it turns out, JJJusten dated irl in MN.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:07 (thirteen years ago)

*delights in morbsian wordplay*

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/Screenshot2012-12-06at110551AM_zpsdb15f037.png

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

ha

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

i found out a couple years back that a longtime poster knows/knew the person involved in one of the most embarrassing stories i ever told on ilx. that was fun.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

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am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)

^^

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

wow, the numbers for the us politics threads are 27, 2, 47

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

11

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czyEa8sHGQ

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

bring back unregistered posting

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 11:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unregistered still posts just not as frequently

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

"eleven, that's how big they are"

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

I did a poll once to try and figure out how many lurkers there were and not many lurkers voted

it was not scientific but it makes me a little skeptical of the 'big lurker' theory

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

you need an account to vote tho right?

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

long tail lurkers

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

ur assuming lurkers are registered

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

how frequently do you post on ilx?

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

scoff away

it will overtake you, the tide of lurkers, they're in your job, your family, your commute, your social circle, your dating pool...swarming like ants on a felled popsicle

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

The weirdest connection I have on here is with dmr. His Facebook feed is a combo of ilxors and college friends of mine who I haven't seen in 20 years.

"Oh hey, there's cutty and my ex-girlfriend replying to each other about a sushi restaurant. Makes perfect sense."

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

"eleven, that's how big they are"

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 11:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure if youre say what i think youre saying but those stats just refer to if someone came to ilx via a link not registered/unregistered lurker/non lurker or w/e

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)

an IRL friend saw me and another ilxor mention "forksclovetofu" in fbook comments once and was like "hey you know forksclovetofu? I know forksclovetofu!" it turned out he just recognized forks's name from lurking metafilter and that was it. then he asked me how I knew forks and I just said "a message board"
"which one?"
"it's called ILX"
and the conversation ended there.

2 months later we're hanging out and he goes "I've gotta confess something, ive been lurking ILX and it feels like I'm stalking you. I know you're currently banned but I haven't figured out why."

same dude has complained to me every so often that he's tried to register and never gotten his confirmation emailed to him. I didn't have the heart to tell him the mods probably assumed from his ip that it was me attempting to register a sock :(

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

I know you're currently banned but I haven't figured out why.

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

also a really good high school friend who I also briefly dated was tza's college roommate

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

the reg system should def be more open imo

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

back when there was a table of top 50 most frequent posters i drew a graph, looked like it would have a really long tail. great story, thx.

ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I think that makes sense and I bet the same is true w/ lurkers

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

ha unless other mods do otherwise, i would never yank a reg because i thought it was a sock, i am a firm believer in sock culture

Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)

yankin on the reg

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

basically if your address isnt freecialis at gmail.com and your username isnt a racial slur, i will let you in.

Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

FREE CIALIS

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

BAN CIALIS

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

My irl bff confessed to me a couple months ago that he's a lurker (HI K-MAC!) even though I suspected it for a long time. Occasionally he would just know things that I knew I hadn't told him or he'd bring up something I'd just talked about on ILX and was too much of a coincidence. I can't remember the actual example but somehow I caught him one day and he had to finally admit it.

This morning he drove me to work and as I was getting out of the car he said, "Hey, are you getting a haircut tonight?" and I was like "Wait, what? How did you know that?" The look of shame on his face as he muttered "Uh, ILX" was pretty priceless.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, December 6, 2012 10:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k-mac should totally de-lurk ftr

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

Whoops.

― Cherish, Thursday, December 6, 2012 11:46 AM

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)

x-post to CAD - I HAVE BEEN TELLING HIM THIS FOR MONTHS NOW.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like his time is coming...it's hard to de-lurk but i believe in him

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:04 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/004/000044869/KevinMcDonald-sized.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:07 (thirteen years ago)

i wish man-servant hecubus posted here.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)


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