"flavour of my balls" is all-time zing and it's not fair to hold other zings up to it's standard
― TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
way easy target.
xp's
― subatomic dawg (Ioannis), Monday, 2 February 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)
i have a friend who manages a hollister on long island--if this sounds like a version of hell thats because it is, i think it was edited out of the inferno
― max, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thx max_stanton
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest
^hoos was qual this weekend
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 February 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)
wow dude
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)
the backlash begins
those two COGH zings basically redeemed that thread
― Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Monday, 2 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
jeez you dont have to sound so pleased about it
― max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
WAHT I'm not pleased, I'm O_O
hence WOW
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
;-)
― max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?
-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
try to keep it under 4,000 words
-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
haha
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
I'm pretty sure that's a recycled zing.
― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 February 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
sustainable zing
― velko, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
a fine wine zing however
― k3vin k., Monday, 2 February 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
;]
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
David Letterman roughed up ex-Gov. Blagojevich in his interview with him tonight. Here's the first exchange after his introduction:
DL: “Why exactly are you here? Honest to God…”
RB: “Well, you know, I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest…”
DL: “Well, you’re on in the worst way.”
― green to white technology (jeff), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)
zingfroid
― estela, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)
cant wait to see it
― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
:D :D :D :D
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)
= <>
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 07:27 (seventeen years ago)
classic zing of the klaxons here
lol remember the klaxons?
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:39 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I live in America, and hence, do not.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:58 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I live in England and I got the same problem
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:14 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark
― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 09:23 (seventeen years ago)
they must have freaked when they read that
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)
suh-nap,sons
― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/2r4nz15.jpg
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
I read "flew" as 'blew' the first time there and it made sense.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
its a pretty lame zing made great by the fact that its delivered to congress abt an entire federal agency
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
lawmaker to marko: you're a "modern-day greek hero"
― rent, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)
I like the stylistic touch of having the exact same content in the headline and lede of the story.
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
Not only was food bad and overpriced, but tables were super cramped in so that I could barely breathe, waiter couldn't get around the table and had to hand stuff to us, and at the end of the meal they gave us customer-satisfaction cards! Which I actually wanted to fill out and complain except I was more insulted by the idea of having to fill one out in a proper restaurant at all.
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Monday, February 2, 2009 9:37 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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it's questionable that ocean grill is a "proper restaurant," it's owned by b.r. guest.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:07 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah, get a blog
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
get a blow job
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
if you're going to keep someone on for their drama aspect then please make them at least interesting (ha ha i said that last night and my bf said "or even actually hot would be fine too").
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 11:16 AM Bookmark
well his taste is questionable, you know
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:33 PM Bookmark
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
uh oh ZING WAR
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)
Points awarded to gabb, but deducted after posting the zing himself.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, posting your own zing is at least a 15-yard penalty, if not a change of possession.
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
ZING RULES
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
zing declined, 30 yard penalty, still first down
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
when will my suggest bans be acknowledged
― charleston chain (jeff), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)
i have zero faith in the sb system if l-jag got 51'd and neb still aint been
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:07 (seventeen years ago)
JESUS CHRIST JON GO GET A BLOW JOB OR SOMETHING ALREADY!!!― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, March 6, 2007 4:53 PM Bookmark
Then there's X% of posters who are constantly angry and need to get a blow job seriously bad. ― Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, October 4, 2006 10:40 AM Bookmark
Aaron I love you, I'll have Chloe Sevigny give you a blow job in celebration.― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, June 9, 2003 10:30 PM Bookmark
Weird related thing: I was seeing this guy recently who told me that bubble tea was "the closest [he'd] ever come to giving another guy a blow job"--thoughts?― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, May 24, 2003 11:42 PM Bookmark
Stop ruining my jokes, you Fight Club zombie blow job doppleganger freak show.― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, July 31, 2003 5:11 PM Bookmark
Dude. All I'm saying is that fifty cents is not gonna cut it if you want a blow job from me, ok? So take your dodgy zombie come ons elsewhere.― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, May 25, 2003 11:12 PM Bookmark
it is apparently felix the otter and btw felix is not a girl's name so it is a little questionable to me that random house uk decided felix should be hot pink and have blow job lips.― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, April 5, 2007 2:39 PM Bookmark
What is it with Siberia prompting blow job desire? Oh, right, there's nothing else to do in Siberia.At least I think that was in Siberia.― Allyzay, Thursday, February 5, 2004 11:44 AM Bookmark
i suppose it's never occurred to Ally that some dudes might think about blow jobs, like, way way way less than she does
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
i SUGGEST that you refrain from blow job BANter gabbneb
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
get off this thread you retard, xp
― caek, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
wow 8 posts about bjs on a forum where shes posted for nine years
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
is there a good reason he hasn't been banned yet? "enrages morbius 24/7" doesn't count
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:16 (seventeen years ago)
Incriminating videotape of a mod - let's poll who.
― Neurotic in a Nuts Way (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)
How often does Ally say "pablum"?
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:17 (seventeen years ago)
1% as much as alex in nyc
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
fyi gabbneb hasnt been banned because hes the most amazing poster ever
― max, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:19 (seventeen years ago)
i sort of understand what you mean
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:19 (seventeen years ago)
gabbneb is a really great guy
― charleston chain (jeff), Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:20 (seventeen years ago)
post for post gabbneb brings more straight lols than anyone else, besides maybe burt or capn lorax
― max, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)
gabbneb is. . . relentless
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)