zing

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdrgfj5hAu1qciu18o1_500.png

lmao COOOOOOOP

love him

lmao

This person is past the point of sympathy. She's a privileged toddler in a 48yo woman's body, who's had 200 second chances and accepts no responsibility for her actions. A big part of her appeal was that she was charming and attractive...now she is neither AND a shitty actress. Chica, don't come back....stay away!

And I say this as a one-time fan.

― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you've lost cousin slappy, you've lost the nation

― mookieproof, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hi Cousin Slappy

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:01 PM
Hi!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:03 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tObHXL5acWQ

i'll never understand the fuss about bleeding 'inspector norse'

proper colin hunt music

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:35 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as i say

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking hell, dog latin

http://politico.ie/images/politico/features/AITT/ColinHunt_crisisjam.jpg

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:00 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb7yqvpmrj1rtxen9o1_400.gif

If you think of it as an ambient album it works.

So true. It was perfect for jogging to, but I remember absolutely none of it. Not a single bit of it stuck out or made an impression on me. Perfect background music for, say, a trendy fashion party, but really this kind of synths'n'sunglasses thing has been done many times over for ten years or so now.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:34 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

trendy fashion parties are the worst kind of fashion parties

― an area the size of Jimmy Wales (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 December 2012 13:40 (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's always the dumbest voices which are the loudest.

― besides Sunny Real Estate (dog latin), Friday, 14 December 2012 12:39 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://i.imgur.com/yveQv.png

― r|t|c, Friday, December 14, 2012 7:42 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like eli, he did it

xp ice cold

irrefutable

oh my god

headshot

maybe not the best timing there

sorry

If people I know were able to use self-deprecating humor with a light touch like darraghmac is skilled at, my life would be even more full of laughter.

― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^posts that read like they've been copied out of a greeting card

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 14 December 2012 20:10 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

wait was i zinged or not

no, but that was self-deprecating

and a light touch

it's characteristic iirc

there he goes again

you should start a PolitiFact-type media watchdog site for Chief Keef coverage, give out good and bad grades for accuracy

― some dude, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 11:44 AM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

u should suck a dicc

― D-40, Tuesday, December 18, 2012 1:37 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ dicc

my dicc is still prejudice

You can get the ducc sicc

http://i.imgur.com/hLV4k.png

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2006/11/tom-myspace-full.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ry2eJ.gif

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

http://panicdots.com/2011/12/douchebag-of-the-week-3-michael-owen/

peasant

that's precisely the mindset of someone who was born in cheshire and moved to merseyside

mickey calling someone a peasant is a straight up surreal development to me, no joke

need to have a lie down and rethink everything

lol otm xp

it's a solid full body slam but the precise cash amount and the "slave away" part are douchey form. it's really a suicide zing. everyone gets zinged, victim and aggressor, no one is left unzung.

pyrrhic zing

i'm a king, people do what the fuck i tell them. enjoy voting in your little senate, big nose.

rtc got a peasant surprise

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

for this zing I fell upon my sword

myspace dude making his first dent on the public consciousness in years on twitter is a self-zing in and of itself

myzing

man tom has had that same picture for a long time

― Andrew WKRP (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 December 2012 13:56 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tomclassic. tom being stopped on the street & on request turning 180 degrees & looking over his shoulder. tom telling stories about 2005 and emphasising the my. tom's fingers, poised to register @myspacetom, it's 2007, 2008, pausing to acknowledge the end of an era before keying the letters, clicking submit, probably cinematically dragging a cursor to some button that says Connect or some shit, lips pursed, muscles tight.

hahaha

Josh, pretty much everything you wrote is somewhat wrong. Will explain when I'm not on my phone.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:35 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bated

xp

― i know your nuts hurt! who's laughing? (contenderizer), Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:40 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink