The rare successful Pato zing.
― roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:33 (seventeen years ago)
made my blud run cold
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
ya until that i was kinda warming to pato. i dont know him well at all but the failed zings are occasionally adorable
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
naw, the point is that most kbp zings don't connect but that one was a fucking knockout
― TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)
he only zings his own
― america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:36 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark
lmao
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)
yeah i feel rev i just didnt ride for that one is all
― k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)
Need zing police jagger to decide whether or not that was a justified and successful zing.
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)
dom im not louis or anything however i think you got zung but good
― max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)
i thought it was a good zing for kbp, but weak sauce by 500% flavour of my balls standards
― caek, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)
less funny than 500% but decidedly more zingy
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)
where zingy = hurtful
http://zingytees.browseorbuy.com/product_images/fullsize/zing.jpg
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)
would wear
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:35 (seventeen years ago)
would wear xpost
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:37 (seventeen years ago)
haha aw!
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)
"flavour of my balls" is all-time zing and it's not fair to hold other zings up to it's standard
― TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)
way easy target.
xp's
― subatomic dawg (Ioannis), Monday, 2 February 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)
i have a friend who manages a hollister on long island--if this sounds like a version of hell thats because it is, i think it was edited out of the inferno
― max, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thx max_stanton
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest
^hoos was qual this weekend
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 February 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)
wow dude
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)
the backlash begins
those two COGH zings basically redeemed that thread
― Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Monday, 2 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
jeez you dont have to sound so pleased about it
― max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
WAHT I'm not pleased, I'm O_O
hence WOW
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
;-)
― max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?
-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
try to keep it under 4,000 words
-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
haha
― roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
I'm pretty sure that's a recycled zing.
― angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 February 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)
sustainable zing
― velko, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)
a fine wine zing however
― k3vin k., Monday, 2 February 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
;]
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
David Letterman roughed up ex-Gov. Blagojevich in his interview with him tonight. Here's the first exchange after his introduction:
DL: “Why exactly are you here? Honest to God…”
RB: “Well, you know, I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest…”
DL: “Well, you’re on in the worst way.”
― green to white technology (jeff), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)
zingfroid
― estela, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)
cant wait to see it
― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)
:D :D :D :D
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)
= <>
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 07:27 (seventeen years ago)
classic zing of the klaxons here
lol remember the klaxons?
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:39 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I live in America, and hence, do not.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 4:58 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I live in England and I got the same problem
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 5:14 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark
― your infinity in you is mad lifted (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 09:23 (seventeen years ago)
they must have freaked when they read that
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:18 (seventeen years ago)
suh-nap,sons
― Redknapp out (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://i42.tinypic.com/2r4nz15.jpg
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
I read "flew" as 'blew' the first time there and it made sense.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
its a pretty lame zing made great by the fact that its delivered to congress abt an entire federal agency
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
lawmaker to marko: you're a "modern-day greek hero"
― rent, Thursday, 5 February 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)
I like the stylistic touch of having the exact same content in the headline and lede of the story.
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)
Not only was food bad and overpriced, but tables were super cramped in so that I could barely breathe, waiter couldn't get around the table and had to hand stuff to us, and at the end of the meal they gave us customer-satisfaction cards! Which I actually wanted to fill out and complain except I was more insulted by the idea of having to fill one out in a proper restaurant at all.
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Monday, February 2, 2009 9:37 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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it's questionable that ocean grill is a "proper restaurant," it's owned by b.r. guest.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:07 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah, get a blog
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:10 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
get a blow job
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:24 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
if you're going to keep someone on for their drama aspect then please make them at least interesting (ha ha i said that last night and my bf said "or even actually hot would be fine too").
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, February 5, 2009 11:16 AM Bookmark
well his taste is questionable, you know
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, February 5, 2009 3:33 PM Bookmark
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
uh oh ZING WAR
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:53 (seventeen years ago)
Points awarded to gabb, but deducted after posting the zing himself.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:55 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, posting your own zing is at least a 15-yard penalty, if not a change of possession.
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)