what a horribly formed "joke"

They should try and get Tom Six, and make Episode VII: Gungan Centipede.

― ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:14 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: there's Lagoon and Ice cream in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's an ILXor who posts under the name Lag∞n and who previously posted under the name ice cræm >

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

That you're going to mount an argument that this movie's heart (sic) is in the right place, Morbs, is going to be downright delish.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:58 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

.....and then.......

I wouldn't worry about our shtick. You can always put our shtick where your fart ought to be.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:03 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Fork Fest 2013 headliners are insaaaaane!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

R. Kelly, Bjork, and Belle & Sebastian.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't wait for the big collab from the headliners, "Like Dylan Trapped In The Closet (It's Oh So Quiet)."

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, February 1, 2013 12:22 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Hot, Ready and Smeagol!"

thread should automatically update with this once a month

that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

not like the setup even makes any sense, in what context would you be serving hot cocoa AND iced tea?

always thought that joke might be a britisher thing as an "ice" means something different, like it's a biscuit or something

i... what?

if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless

a: there's ice in the conference room
b: yeah, i'd like to shoot up some of that!
a: o_O

if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' literally anything and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless

― iatee, Friday, February 1, 2013 1:13 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: \(^o^)/

basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

why don't you take the mic, Shecky?

Shecky?

http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg

After an absence of many years, Greene returned to perform in Las Vegas in 2009.[4] He had reportedly lost $3 million investing with Bernie Madoff.[5]

basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, February 11, 2013 11:11 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you two also take that stick outta your ass every 600 years

those pope puns must just be swooshing over our heads

more like vaticant shitty

boom

when r the cardinals going to elect the next poop

what a horribly formed "pope"

sigh

Peter Bradshaw's demolition job on some shitty danny dyer comedy has some of the weeeeakest attempts at zings I've seen in a long time:

There's a moment in an old Goon Show where Peter Sellers sonorously says in his officer-class voice: "Old England isn't finished yet. It's finished …" [FX: dinner gong] "… now!" That gong, signalling the end of British self-respect, sounded deafeningly as the houselights dimmed for this film. Argentinian president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will wish to block-book it for every cinema in Buenos Aires. It's a big-screen version of the trouser-dropping stage farce Run for Your Wife, which ran in London's West End from 1983 to 1991, adapted and directed by its author, Ray Cooney, and starring Danny Dyer as the bigamous taxi driver coping with two missuses (Denise van Outen and Sarah Harding) and a next-door neighbour (Neil Morrissey) who is cheeky, perky and, like everyone else, stunningly unfunny. The humour makes The Dick Emery Show look edgy and contemporary, and the movie features a mind-boggling parade of cameos you are only otherwise liable to see in the cutaway shots of an ITV3 repeat of An Audience with Magnus Pyke. Frank Thornton! Bill Pertwee! Russ Abbot! Connoisseurs of the British thespian scene from 30 years ago are likely, however, to have precisely the same response as those who do not recognise any of these people: an overwhelming desire to buy an old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance in which one's head will fit snugly.

lol good one m8 you sure told em

awful britcoms definitely do have me reaching for the nearest... old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance

(in which my head will fit snugly)

this thread is for mediocre british journalism now?

what a horribly formed "country"

Lol soz, I didnt know where else to put it. There's a guardian thread I guess. Oh well. I'll flag all my posts for ya.

why is a bruce springsteen poll running?

i mean, to be fair its not really poorly FORMED joke, its just not funny

ehh i would say the phrasing of it was pretty awkward, also starting a thread (on ILE!) just for that is pretty poor form in and of itself.

true, true

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

It was a response to the other thread, which was poor form to have started on ile itself, the parameters were narrow tbh.

ie id like to invite y'all to join snoball's coworker

tbh i did not see the other thread when i first posted here, my bad. still a groaner, though.

can't believe all these companies are making so much money of clouds, tbh, you can get free clouds just condense some water droplets in the atmosphere

― my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Sunday, 17 March 2013 22:38 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've looked at clouds that way...

*blushes*

Yeah, I'd like to su... oh never mind

iirc h4a has multiple yo la tengo posts

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him and morbs should do a lil yo la tengo conversation, a...canks morbs convo (pronounce like yo la tengo)

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, April 22, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sheer laziness

i would advise that morby ought to pass on that (moby octopad is a song by yo la tengo)

I am not afraid of morbs and I am hungry4ass

ugh stop