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no. high blood pressure, ulcers, kidney stones et al. are largely caused by acquired parasites and inherited factors. Shingles remains the only "stress disease" I have ever contracted, and misanthropy was not a factor at that time. In fact, I should say that my high anger floor, properly managed, is one of the things keeping me healthy and alive, because why should I get sick or die when all you fucking morons are walking around breathing my fucking air?

thanks tom!

doesn't drinking affect bp?

again, inherited factors determine whether it does or not

also I am on teh wagron

the shaggin' wagon?

ombot why is itunes suddenly only playing nick lowe every 3rd song or so?

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, January 17, 2008
Kevin, I'm assuming your iPod was ramping up for the Jesus Of Cool reissue that happens today I think.

I have dangerously low blood pressure so smoking, eating salty food and being mad are good for me. I GET STRONGER WITH ANGER

http://www.komar.org/bloghulk/2006/hulk-thing-1.jpg

L-R, Tombot, Catsup dude

I just watched the Simpsons episode where Bart wants to know who stronger!

EXCUSE ME DID THE TITLE CHANGE TO "ASK JAMES REDD AND THE BLECCHS"

ANGER... BUILDING INSIDE... MUST KEEP THREAD ON TRACK...

ITS THREAD CLOBBERIN TIME

so did anybody else have any questions or not

tombot, what's a decent online resource for finding me a new apartment? craigslist and the reader are letting me down.

omg i luv that website where those kids come from - i emailed their dad the photographer my compliments once

apartments.com worked for me the first time out, it's good for large managed complexes and not much else. I'd rip the names and addresses of the buildings off of there and then look them up on google maps or elsewhere to get a real phone #. I keep forgetting whether you moved or not.

no, i'm here until october or november or whenever this job ends. i should probably nail that down.

Tombot, do you wear houseshoes?

wait kevin where you move

no, but I do have a couple pairs of those nubby socks that have a tread printed on the bottom. I also keep a pair of ugly pumas around with the laces out as my shitkicker slip-ons.

I have so many of those socks!

tombot, what sort of cellphone should i get when i move to US? i just want a good basic thing that makes calls and texts, no internet wizardry shit. also, must be user-friendly.

Wait until you get here and then find out which carrier best serves your local area for the money. Brand and type of phone will follow from that decision.

ok thanks tombot

lol u guna get metro-pcs. commonly known in aokland as "ghetro-pcs."

what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MetroPCS

this is going to be your carrier. you will most likeley get a free nokia series 30 from them.
http://www.sachcc.org/member_services/MetroPCS%20PMS%20Big%20SPEAK_HiRES.gif

you do not even need an ID to get a contract with them!

ok thanks chaki :)

So we can delete "Ask Chaki!" now?

ANGER... BUILDING INSIDE... MUST KEEP THREAD ON TRACK...

im sorry, tom :(

why do the images in polls disappear after the poll closes

-- am0n, Saturday, March 1, 2008 6:33 PM (Yesterday)

why do the images in polls disappear after the poll closes

-- am0n, Saturday, March 1, 2008 6:33 PM (Yesterday)

-- am0n, Tuesday, March 4, 2008 3:13 PM (1 minute ago)

I would complain about the quality of your revive but it's much better than what just happened on ASK TEHRESA

tombot what was the single most important event/factor that made you the bot you are today

i may have asked this before but i can't remember

probably my parents fucking.

(has anybody done studies of monozygotic twins to determine if attitudes on "nature vs. nurture" are genetically determined?)

true, yet unenlightening. during yr lifetime then

(xp i haven't)

during my lifetime? probably my parents' not fucking anymore after having me.

Is this book any good?

http://www.amazon.com/Chatter-Dispatches-Secret-Global-Eavesdropping/dp/1400060346

No. None of those kinds of books are any good, because nobody who has anything interesting to say is allowed to write a book, and everybody else manages to fuck it up with huge dollops of hyperbole trying to distract you from the fact that they don't actually have anything remotely interesting to say. Ask yourself what you could possibly hope to find out by reading something like that that you would find surprising or genuinely thought-provoking in any way. Right.

In short, read fas.org

reading something like the James Bamford books after you already know this shit is going on in the world is kind of like taking two-semester sequence of ADVANCED SANTA CLAUS IS NOT REAL after finding out, you know, santa's not real

and yeah what jon said, shit's out there for free. cryptome.org too but don't forget the salt

i heard you can track santa on norad