The best of Marc Loi : Facebook Feminist

Game over, you lose.
by Marc Loi

You were the one for me.
You were my destiny.
I loved you more than life itself.
I prioritized you over everyone else.
It's too bad you never understood
I loved you as much as I could.
I talked about you night and day.
Too bad all those feelings have gone away.
All I wanted was to feel your warm embrace
And gaze at your pretty face.
I waited for you on my hands and knees.
Now that I am gone- you will see?
Though I wanted to be with you at any cost,
Our game of love just ended... and you've lost.

http://www.tcultra.com/images/wow_logo.gif

when writing love poem always work in the word "prioritized"

this thread is still amazing

i often think of linking ppl i know 'irl' to it but remember that i dont want them estalking me

when writing love poem always work in the word "prioritized"

AMIRITE

maybe if mr. loi had been more of a macho jerk she would have fucked him

maybe if mr. loi's poetry didn't suck shit, she would have found him less pathetic.

i often think of linking ppl i know 'irl' to it but remember that i dont want them estalking me

I've posted the screengrabs on those redneck football boards i go to. Lotsa laughs.

i mean really, this is the poem he should have given her. kid knows his shit:

BUG POEM
by Cedar David Van Tassel (a four year old)

Buggy buggies
Come to me
For I'll find a home for you.

It will not be cold
It will not be hot
It will be moist.

It will be not too hot
and not too cold.
For I will be nice to bugs.

We don't mind bugs here.
There's no vegetables we don't grow.
We already have food to sell.

We cannot be angry for bugs.

Good bye bugs.
I'll see you later.

IT WILL NOT BE COLD
IT WILL NOT BE HOT
IT WILL BE MOIST

speaking of football player photos

SPRING BREAAKK...

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v19/113/48/4304372/n4304372_30162413_830.jpg

Those Manning boys are something else.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i20154

Over a cup of coffee last night, I spoke with a friend who will soon as graduate school as a chemist and eventually pursuit her doctorate.

I made the comment that she wasn't like other female college students, who would either finish college and get married or enter into fields that are traditionally female.

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, October 2, 2006 1:50 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

dear tombot:

i will sing this ned-style over one of yr beats fyi

acronym humour

xpost

"If it weren't inappropriate, I'd get you and every woman here Plan B for Christmas".

Still makes my head hurt.

I miss Marc Loi, is he still on facebook?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/bythewaythatwasntmehittingonyouoran.jpg

hahaahahaa

megaroffles

"those guys"

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9612/27/gay.tv/seinfeld.lrg.jpg

I had a moment of intense cognitive dissonance when I saw Marc use the phrase "get less play"

more like Marc Ploy amirite

he calls his professor "ma'am"??????

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1763903/2/istockphoto_1763903_your_box_ma_am.jpg

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i14128

Bush intended to go on with the tribute to President Ford, but was cut short when a frantic Snow entered the studio, turned off the microphone and pulled him out.

The damage, however, had already been made.

In a related story, the White House announced today it will adopt Britney Spears' rendition of "Oops, I Did It Again," to chronicle the blunders of the Bush saga.

"We'll have a team of Secret Service agents who'll follow him," Snow said. "Every time he makes a mistake, they'll start singing 'Oops, I Did It Again.'"

The Bush staff, it is reported, is getting extremely tired of the song.

loird custos

it's a SPOOF!!!!!!

lol george bush

http://www.thespoof.com/images/logo-red.gif
Kayla, look! I've stopped!

Was Marc Loi the model for the globe?

http://www.sokutsu.com/IMG/jpg/krillin.jpg
Jon, he was clearly the model for DragonballZ Krillin.

the best bit is about three tweets after that but i had no idea how to post the whole exchange.

massive respect my man pic.twitter.com/LSock72oPR

— andy s (@CIAGoFundMe) August 26, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/CM41qMQ.jpg

irl giggle

i found marc loi's linkedin (i will not link in), possibly, though it has different years for his college times. I am currently a speechwriter for a 3-star U.S. Navy Command in Washington, D.C. he's all grown up now.

was reminded of this dude last week when I was looking at questions I'd answered on a dating site some years ago
"are you a feminist?"
(yes is checked)

I'd made a note about not going around mentioning it all the time because of how insufferable guys who do are

must have encountered some loi content around the time I wrote it

sigh

yeah i never really felt comfortable outright calling myself a feminist on a dating profile. but given how important it seems to be for women to mention it in their profiles, maybe they do want to see it? i have no idea. i settled on just putting "ally" in a list of other "things i am"

i had a good laff one with a woman i met on a site who showed me an unsolicited dick pic from a d00d who mentioned bell hooks no less than 3 times on his profile

did his bell hook?

To the left

as a matter of fact..

https://www.nplusonemag.com/issue-35/fiction-drama/the-feminist/

can't believe this wasn't discussed itt back in 2019? lol

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