how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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1 a day.

after a couple middling boxes the one I just bought is sweeet. last of the season?

m coleman, Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

The single clementine I had from the whole bag of 'mostly seedless' clementines had about 30 seeds in. I think it was the queen clementine, laying eggs to further the race.

talk me down off the (ledge), Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

do you feel like you took its power

with the eating

dmr, Friday, 30 January 2009 05:47 (seventeen years ago)

I felt like Sigourney Weaver in a giant mechanical exo-suit.

It was the most empowering clementine experience of my life.

talk me down off the (ledge), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

3

eman, Saturday, 31 January 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

last time i had one i was disappointed so i quit

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

ridiculous awesome fruit that harbl dislikes

ice cr?m, Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

it was dry and had a lot of seeds. what a ripoff!

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

seedlessness is key

dmr, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

5

eman, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

i'm averaging about three a day since thanksgiving

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

actually scratch average, i have one at breakfast, one at lunch and one after dinner

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

2 so far, found a good box today, probably eat at least one more before bed

velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

4

angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:33 (seventeen years ago)

last time i had a clementine was when ice craem was pushing them @ a bar.

but r u seriosu (tehresa), Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

fresh direct was out on my last order i havent had any in a while :(

ice cr?m, Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

this peach is juicer than a mother fucker

caek, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

i got a bucket of em today :))))))))))))

blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

about to eat two

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

2!

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

thats two factorial fyi

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

almost bought some the other day - they lookd nast tho

ice cr?m, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)

clementime, y'all!

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

no clementines. sad.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 3 December 2009 05:10 (sixteen years ago)

doesn't matter if they look nast. the clementine is a high percentage fruit.

caek, Thursday, 3 December 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)

1

mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

2 today, 8 this week so far. 2 clementines in the morning is a great breakfast snack.

big darn deal (Z S), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

Okay now up to 2. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy night.

mojitos (a cocktail) (Cave17Matt), Friday, 4 December 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)

5, kind of a dry batch tho >:(

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

high percentage of fruit in clementine

(9/9/8/9) (cozwn), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

we have a disappointing crate. why is citrus so goddamn UNRELIABLE

(trying not to make tiger woods joke)

quincie, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

Taking down my first of the day.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

we have a disappointing crate.

ya maybe its too early

shartin jort (am0n), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

yah got a super dry batch myself

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

it can be a low percentage fruit

caek, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

i have eaten one!

paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 16 December 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

got A++ batch at trader joe's last week

velko, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

think i got a good batch here, first 3 i had were xtra juicy

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 14 January 2010 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

i got some oranges that are good, i think each one counts as 4 clementines so 4

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

nope doesn't count

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:15 (sixteen years ago)

phbbbbbbbt

harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

None but I've got two big and two small satsuma tangerines waiting on my counter.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

which will probably dry out before I eat them.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

dawg just eat them all right now

supra-max (ice cr?m), Monday, 18 January 2010 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

i ate 12

harbl, Monday, 18 January 2010 03:24 (sixteen years ago)

1 iirc

3 mangosteens

fleetwood (s1ocki), Monday, 18 January 2010 06:39 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

3 nectarines

caek, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

and a fucking pear

caek, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

2 cuties, probably 3 more later cause i got a hankering

Dan I., Sunday, 9 May 2010 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

I am eating a satsuma RIGHT NOW.

emil.y, Sunday, 9 May 2010 21:13 (sixteen years ago)


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