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torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

In America, we call those "cock rings".

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

Greatest single ever released?
http://www.factory-overseas.de/images/Fac73r_au.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 7:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Of course, Kenan!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, November 6, 2004 2:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Blue Monday 88 was not the greatest single!

This was:
http://www.btinternet.com/~comme6/saville/Bluemonday_a.jpg

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:38 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU LIE!

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:44 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Actually, I don't even know what that is.)

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Holy shit... I take it all back. It's Blue Monday '83!

I an kicking myself over and over and over for not instantly recognizing it. I'm American... you gotta cut me some slack.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:51 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also american.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 6:10 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:42 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even remember that.

dan selzer, Saturday, 31 January 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

So many reasons why COGH is far superior to 77. Thanks, y'all beautiful!

― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:42 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no people, no problems

― roxymuzak, Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

king boy pato really is francis from pee wee's big adventure isnt he

s1ocki, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

i think on cape of good hope someone else aside from kbp posting constitutes a "clusterfuck"

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 1, 2009 1:43 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

estela, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooool j0rdan

twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

This is ILXOR, we do what we like (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:26 (seventeen years ago)

quality lols

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

lolity quals

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

Thread of being readded to 77 after comedy mod actions today unsubscribed a bunch of people

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's like being dumped from The Guardian all over again, innit?

― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM Bookmark

TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

daaag

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

The rare successful Pato zing.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

made my blud run cold

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

ya until that i was kinda warming to pato. i dont know him well at all but the failed zings are occasionally adorable

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

naw, the point is that most kbp zings don't connect but that one was a fucking knockout

TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

he only zings his own

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

made my blud run cold

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:36 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i feel rev i just didnt ride for that one is all

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

Need zing police jagger to decide whether or not that was a justified and successful zing.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

dom im not louis or anything however i think you got zung but good

max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

i thought it was a good zing for kbp, but weak sauce by 500% flavour of my balls standards

caek, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

less funny than 500% but decidedly more zingy

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

where zingy = hurtful

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://zingytees.browseorbuy.com/product_images/fullsize/zing.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

would wear

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

would wear xpost

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

haha aw!

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

"flavour of my balls" is all-time zing and it's not fair to hold other zings up to it's standard

TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

way easy target.

xp's

subatomic dawg (Ioannis), Monday, 2 February 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)

i have a friend who manages a hollister on long island--if this sounds like a version of hell thats because it is, i think it was edited out of the inferno

― max, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thx max_stanton

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest

^hoos was qual this weekend

jordy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 February 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)

wow dude

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

the backlash begins

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

those two COGH zings basically redeemed that thread

Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Monday, 2 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

wow dude

― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the backlash begins

― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeez you dont have to sound so pleased about it

max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

WAHT I'm not pleased, I'm O_O

hence WOW

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

;-)

max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)

I'm pretty sure that's a recycled zing.

angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 February 2009 22:02 (seventeen years ago)

sustainable zing

velko, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

a fine wine zing however

k3vin k., Monday, 2 February 2009 22:09 (seventeen years ago)

;]

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 22:55 (seventeen years ago)

David Letterman roughed up ex-Gov. Blagojevich in his interview with him tonight. Here's the first exchange after his introduction:

DL: “Why exactly are you here? Honest to God…”

RB: “Well, you know, I’ve been wanting to be on your show in the worst way for the longest…”

DL: “Well, you’re on in the worst way.”

green to white technology (jeff), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

zingfroid

estela, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

cant wait to see it

LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 02:39 (seventeen years ago)

:D :D :D :D

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 06:10 (seventeen years ago)

= <>

autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 07:27 (seventeen years ago)


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