Deal breakers

Those are some crazy looking teets.

I'm not finding any quick google info on the dangers of microwaving jolly ranchers (lots of people suggesting them as drop ins for cheap vodka infusion, tho'). What happens?

they turn into ponies and then the ponies get microwaved:-(

PONIES

my ex (moldy peaches & belle and sebastian fan) just twitttered about xkcd

DAAAAAMN

diet soda isn't a deal breaker but I would roll my eyes so hard my contacts would pop out (which has happened 2 times now!) Just use soda or tonic as a mixer if you are worried about calories or sugar.

what is the big fucking deal if someone orders a goddamn diet coke?

I actually don't drink any soda at all and stick to water, coffee, booze and %95 of the time, since juice also is too sweet usually.

xpost Aspartame is poison, and if it works out between you, you will one day have to watch your beloved die a painful death of bizarre alien Nutrasweet tumors.

alex, daddy issues.

Yerac: http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/that-color-scheme-should-be-illegal.jpg

haha i think my original thing was that the people who came into the bar and ordered diet coke and rum were usually the worst people in the world. I think I told L the taste of it made me feel like I had just vomited.

all the bartenders at the bar were also amazed at how many people bought stella (Oh wow! They have Stella!) like it was this classy beer when it was the worst beer we carried in that price range.

JUST DRINK WATER PEOPLE.

I have no clue what I am talking about anymore.

I don't know either, but want to come out tonight?

Yerac, OTM.

maybe i will come out tonight and ask every bartender if they have wine bartles and james or smirnoff ice, and then ask for a rum and diet coke.

thats cool. i'll come out tonight and not give a shit about what anyone else is drinking and have fun.

You will totally not get through that speech without giggling. And I definitely will not get through your speech without giggling.

you two sound like a blast

diet soda drinking paranoia.

ha, i don't even know what everyone drinks anyway, besides laurel because jon makes a deal about it.

oh and sleep because i once stole his guinness.

i am comfortable with my choice of soft drink and sexuality. and hey as long as she gets drunk she can have whatever she wants.

YOU CAN BATHE YOUR PENIS IN DIET COKE BUBBLES AND IT IS OK.

Yerac's hilarious. I'm just her foil.

i dont give a shit what anyone drinks, but i do find it only a tad amusing when people order stella thinking its a nice fauncy beer.

but who am i to talk, for crissakes i LOVED zima xxx when it came out! R.I.P. BLACK CHERRY ZIMA XXX :( :( :(

anyway deal breaker would be someone who wouldnt be willing to get high with me tonight and watch 'they live'

yeah, i actually don't give a shit what people drink either and think it's funny that it's such a newsflash that since bartenders are usually sober assholes and you are drunk they will hate you for many reasons.

at least we can all agree on people that think stella is good are pretty silly. i don't think they are douche bags though. just uneducated.

i'm glad i can walk to a bar that has maudite and chimay on tap

I had my first horrible skunky draft beer for the first time in a while on saturday and was just like "whoa, tastes like good times" since it reminded me of being really young and not knowing how beer should taste. we all finished our bad beer.

sometimes I would just rather have a stella. it's like going back to my coors light phase without actually having to be reminded what coors light really tastes like

Stella is good for "I would like a watery/refreshing domestic beer but I will pay two dollars for it to taste slightly better than that"

But what is better for that is inevitably Rolling Rock anyway

haha xpost!

I would get pretty excited if I walked into a bar with Icehouse, actually. Maybe just two taps -- Icehouse and some kind of oatmeal stout

i love rolling rock

http://www.allagash.com/images/pics/curieux.gif

^^recommend highly

i hate the taste of beer but i once dreamed i was drinking stella and loving it.

i think i am the only person i know who hates beer.

it's an acquired taste

beer

i am sadly all-too familiar with the taste of coors light, since it practically comes out of the water fountain at my work

stellas not that bad - better than heineken or yuengling or rolling rock

but mostly i dont fuck w green bottles

back to deal breakers then

- green bottles

ying-yang tattoos

Ying-Yang Twin tattoos

THE PAPER ON THE TOP OF STELLA'S CAP = WORST IDEA EVER

oh shit I can't believe I forgot this one

- can't use chopsticks

passive-aggresiveness.