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I really want to see "Police Beat"

― admrl, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know who you are Catsup dude. We weren't discussing my music (and you haven't even heard my record, as it's not released yet), so perhaps you should go back to the kiddie table or something.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:05 (2 hours ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh man I'm pwned

― JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

sonned by paedo stache in ILM bouef

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i think the rules are if you get sonned by a dude with a stache you have to commit harikari. unfortunately thats really hard to do at the kiddie table assuming responsible parenting.

― deeznuts, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

wood chopsticks are hard to stab self with

― JW, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

is noize board the kiddie table?

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

since 2004

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

FOR THE PURPOSES OF ZING CORRECTION, WE PRESENT:

― KANTLIPS, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://a385.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00687/48/32/687682384_l.jpg

QED

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

jw wins

wtf is he drinking

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

Further evidence quoted from his myspace page:

Steve Goldberg and the Arch Enemies are a sundry band of musical miscreants with a penchant for tunefulness and a knack for finding trouble.

Steve Goldberg: The shadowy figure at the center of this ragtag orchestra. A reclusive puppetmaster, he directs the action from his secret hideout five miles below the earth's crust. Little is known about his early life or rise to power. Wanted in seven countries for breaking the rules of counterpoint. Has been known to overdub at the slightest provocation. Should be considered disarming and dangerous.

ARCH ENEMIES (a partial list)

--Donald Norman a.k.a. Alexander King: Inimitable bass player, unparallelled getaway driver, grand champion of no limit Texas Hold 'Em.

--Butters P. Butters: His highness of the harpsichord, the prince of the pianoforte. Skilled at information warfare and explosives.

--Bridgette Lazarri: A golden-throated femme fatale. Extensive training in vocal harmonies and edged weapons.

--Dan the Man: Head of research and development on synthesizer technology. Immune to all known poisons.

--King Wang: Chief executive of the European bureau. Director of counterintelligence and tuba operations.

--Ottoleo: A master of stealth. Able to blend completely with his environment and to save the river. Lives in B-flat.

I HAVE GREAT HOPES FOR THIS UPCOMING MUSICAL RELEASE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't decide whether to put that on enemies list or lol, so I put it here.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

i hate that i kinda look like him. make it stop

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

people keep giving me hassle for the stuff i'm posting today - is there already a self-pwnage thread somewhere???

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, about those song titles:

1. Preston the Penguin
2. To Jane Gallagher
3. Crestfallen
4. The Battle of Agincourt
5. Historiography
6. Hindsight
7. The Book of Love

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if he listens to the decemberists

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Butters P. Butters"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/98/370869787_d925d4c03c.jpg
Lizard & Monkey clean the Table?!

― Dr Pow, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT STEVE GOLDBERG WAS A BRITISHES?
REMEMBER THOSE DAYS?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Countdown til an Archenemy self-googles themself here begins now.

nah, he's already seenthe clickthrus on his referral meter that he likely checks on the half hour.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

does he have samples of those songs on his myspace? if so i need a link because im trying to figure out what the hell kind of music that could even be. tho the decembrists comp seems pretty otm.

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=45&threadid=541#unread

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaahaha

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20The%20Road.mp3

http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/omg/lol/Steve%20Goldberg%20-%20Summers%20Ending.mp3

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

makes final fantasy sound like screwface thuggin'

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

jesus christ that guy

THIS WEBPAGE COULD NOT BE FOUND

god dammit

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

I go to CMU and that guy's posters are everywhere sometimes.

― 31g, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol, "go back to the kiddie table"

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007704240357

sonned by a teenager in a pretentiousness beef

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

"James Joyce was probably an excellent writer."

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

i'm as bad as james joyce and inefficient mass transit u_u

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

omg pineapple

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

THAT'S JUST IN 1 SENTENCE

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

c/p to ILM thread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Database shenanigans are afoot. You may notice some oddness.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

omg jess!!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

heheeeeee that article my god

also j3ss h4rv3ll writes for pitchfork now??? god damn

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

awwwwww shes still in high school. now i feel bad for laughing at her

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hahaha Jess. Are you going to post a comment?

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

That article is FUNCTIONALLY OVERWHELMING.

― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

The crunked-out comment was pretty insightful for a high schooler. I would probably have had wanted to get w/ this girl 4 years ago.

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Benefits include:
• Overwhelming of functions
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― max, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

don't tell me it takes more than 26 minutes to find a myspace page ...

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i instantly regret suggesting that

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

no dice, maybe she's on friendster

― félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Facebook profile confirmed

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

that's good writing for a high schooler.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

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