sickening attack on the british again, well done ilx
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
dying @ matt P
― Mary Ty$ Band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
knew dog latin should have copywrited his comedy script.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: Dom P. in the conference room.
― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
that works
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link
Dom P's Rusty Nuts
― DJ Mooncup (NickB), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:13 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: Bono in the conference room.
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: a straw is in the conference room
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbBYT_FpysulhJkyo2UoCZWf69eERDZ_0Id_aCISg0worvydiz9nmmQdg
^ a. straw (albert straw)
― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: RAHOWAILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's biracial recording artist RIHANNA not RAHOWA>
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:23 (eleven years ago) link
the straw that broke the camel's lips
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2528/3960792928_d99c65b677.jpg
― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120616003317/random-ness/images/9/9f/Darth_vader_no.gif
― Mary Ty$ Band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
i wonder if this confusion is what sparked the suge knight dangling vanilla ice out the window incident."I was promised Ice CREAM!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link
http://conselltranslations.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/electrolux1.jpg
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SqmoVYqPuAc/Th8nTedvucI/AAAAAAAACDE/6exTO8SmDdU/s1600/tobias-funke.jpg
― Trad., Arrrgh (stevie), Friday, 5 October 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link
They should try and get Tom Six, and make Episode VII: Gungan Centipede.
― ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:14 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: there's Lagoon and Ice cream in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's an ILXor who posts under the name Lag∞n and who previously posted under the name ice cræm >
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jed_, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― flopson, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
That you're going to mount an argument that this movie's heart (sic) is in the right place, Morbs, is going to be downright delish.― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:58 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
.....and then.......
I wouldn't worry about our shtick. You can always put our shtick where your fart ought to be.― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:03 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
― slam dunk, Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
Fork Fest 2013 headliners are insaaaaane!
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
R. Kelly, Bjork, and Belle & Sebastian.
Can't wait for the big collab from the headliners, "Like Dylan Trapped In The Closet (It's Oh So Quiet)."
― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, February 1, 2013 12:22 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link
"Hot, Ready and Smeagol!"
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
thread should automatically update with this once a month
that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkco-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)
Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link
yes
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago) link
not like the setup even makes any sense, in what context would you be serving hot cocoa AND iced tea?
always thought that joke might be a britisher thing as an "ice" means something different, like it's a biscuit or something
― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago) link
i... what?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago) link
if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless
― iatee, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago) link
a: there's ice in the conference roomb: yeah, i'd like to shoot up some of that!a: o_O
― ramblin' evil mushroom (clouds), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:14 (eleven years ago) link
if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' literally anything and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless
― iatee, Friday, February 1, 2013 1:13 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago) link
co-worker: \(^o^)/
― am0n, Friday, 1 February 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
why don't you take the mic, Shecky?
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
Shecky?
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago) link
After an absence of many years, Greene returned to perform in Las Vegas in 2009.[4] He had reportedly lost $3 million investing with Bernie Madoff.[5]
― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:18 (eleven years ago) link
― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, February 11, 2013 11:11 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― badg, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:33 (eleven years ago) link
you two also take that stick outta your ass every 600 years
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 05:16 (eleven years ago) link
those pope puns must just be swooshing over our heads
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:38 (eleven years ago) link
more like vaticant shitty
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago) link
boom
― zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:55 (eleven years ago) link
when r the cardinals going to elect the next poop
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:36 (eleven years ago) link
what a horribly formed "pope"
― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
sigh
― walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link
Peter Bradshaw's demolition job on some shitty danny dyer comedy has some of the weeeeakest attempts at zings I've seen in a long time:
There's a moment in an old Goon Show where Peter Sellers sonorously says in his officer-class voice: "Old England isn't finished yet. It's finished …" [FX: dinner gong] "… now!" That gong, signalling the end of British self-respect, sounded deafeningly as the houselights dimmed for this film. Argentinian president Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will wish to block-book it for every cinema in Buenos Aires. It's a big-screen version of the trouser-dropping stage farce Run for Your Wife, which ran in London's West End from 1983 to 1991, adapted and directed by its author, Ray Cooney, and starring Danny Dyer as the bigamous taxi driver coping with two missuses (Denise van Outen and Sarah Harding) and a next-door neighbour (Neil Morrissey) who is cheeky, perky and, like everyone else, stunningly unfunny. The humour makes The Dick Emery Show look edgy and contemporary, and the movie features a mind-boggling parade of cameos you are only otherwise liable to see in the cutaway shots of an ITV3 repeat of An Audience with Magnus Pyke. Frank Thornton! Bill Pertwee! Russ Abbot! Connoisseurs of the British thespian scene from 30 years ago are likely, however, to have precisely the same response as those who do not recognise any of these people: an overwhelming desire to buy an old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance in which one's head will fit snugly.
lol good one m8 you sure told em
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago) link
awful britcoms definitely do have me reaching for the nearest... old-fashioned town-gas cooking appliance
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago) link
(in which my head will fit snugly)
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
this thread is for mediocre british journalism now?
― zero dark (s1ocki), Saturday, 16 February 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago) link
what a horribly formed "country"
― Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 February 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago) link
Lol soz, I didnt know where else to put it. There's a guardian thread I guess. Oh well. I'll flag all my posts for ya.
― On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Sunday, 17 February 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link