what a horribly formed "joke"

because ice cream is usually referred to as 'ice'

I feel like it'd be impossible not to be able to tell contextually or from tone of voice whether to expect "Coco and Ice-T" or "cocoa and iced tea."

Not to mention that cocoa and iced tea would be a really strange thing to serve together. I mean who would serve just cocoa and iced tea and surely if there were other beverages there then you'd just say "refreshments" or something. Curious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpUSiBoBvoE

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GJa2FF1ZOfM/TuksvEu0KoI/AAAAAAAARRE/k-Q-ZxAMlz8/s400/COCO.jpg

what I don't understand is why Coco and Ice-T would be hanging out in the conference room at some sports mgmt co.

Can I borrow a stapler?

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

vanilagoon

vagoon

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

*puts down daily mail*

*eats a crisp*

co-worker: Meat Loaf in the conference room.

co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― weingarden by kawhineyscope (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 9:05 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/Ey3yN.jpg

sickening attack on the british again, well done ilx

dying @ matt P

co-worker: NEWSIE WEWSIES in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's a BIG BOTTOM BIRD not the NEWSIE WEWSIES>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

knew dog latin should have copywrited his comedy script.

co-worker: Dom P. in the conference room.

that works

Dom P's Rusty Nuts

co-worker: Bono in the conference room.

co-worker: a straw is in the conference room

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbBYT_FpysulhJkyo2UoCZWf69eERDZ_0Id_aCISg0worvydiz9nmmQdg

^ a. straw (albert straw)

co-worker: RAHOWA
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's biracial recording artist RIHANNA not RAHOWA>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

the straw that broke the camel's lips

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2528/3960792928_d99c65b677.jpg

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120616003317/random-ness/images/9/9f/Darth_vader_no.gif

i wonder if this confusion is what sparked the suge knight dangling vanilla ice out the window incident.
"I was promised Ice CREAM!"

http://conselltranslations.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/electrolux1.jpg

ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-SqmoVYqPuAc/Th8nTedvucI/AAAAAAAACDE/6exTO8SmDdU/s1600/tobias-funke.jpg

They should try and get Tom Six, and make Episode VII: Gungan Centipede.

― ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, October 30, 2012 4:14 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: there's Lagoon and Ice cream in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's an ILXor who posts under the name Lag∞n and who previously posted under the name ice cræm >

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

That you're going to mount an argument that this movie's heart (sic) is in the right place, Morbs, is going to be downright delish.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:58 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

.....and then.......

I wouldn't worry about our shtick. You can always put our shtick where your fart ought to be.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 4:03 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

Fork Fest 2013 headliners are insaaaaane!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

R. Kelly, Bjork, and Belle & Sebastian.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, February 1, 2013 11:49 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Can't wait for the big collab from the headliners, "Like Dylan Trapped In The Closet (It's Oh So Quiet)."

― Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Friday, February 1, 2013 12:22 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Hot, Ready and Smeagol!"

thread should automatically update with this once a month

that reminds me of this time my friend worked for some sports mgmt co. and was told that "cocoa and iced tea are in the conference room" and went to help herself to a nice beverage and found Coco and Ice-T in the conference room

― bell biv devo (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:21 AM (1 hour ago)

Lucky it wasn't Vanilla Ice.

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:45 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O

<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>

ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 11:47 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

not like the setup even makes any sense, in what context would you be serving hot cocoa AND iced tea?

always thought that joke might be a britisher thing as an "ice" means something different, like it's a biscuit or something

i... what?

if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless

a: there's ice in the conference room
b: yeah, i'd like to shoot up some of that!
a: o_O

if someone said 'there's ice cream in the break room' literally anything and one of my coworkers said 'yeah I'd like to suck on that' I think that would be disturbing regardless

― iatee, Friday, February 1, 2013 1:13 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

co-worker: \(^o^)/

basically everything on POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

why don't you take the mic, Shecky?

Shecky?

http://sheckygreene.com/images/SheckyStory1.jpg