zing

well it is good zing lawyering, but zing lawyering is bad, gentlemen of the jury

― lag∞n, Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really what can one do with an ilx law degree these days, board lawyering opportunities have really dried up

artisanal craft board lawyering

roxymuzak's judgment affirmed, case dismissed

will the zing bailiff please bring forth a new defendant

I am reading this thread in an actual irl Crown Court

It will take some mighty powerful medicine to remove the stank of Harry Potter from the minds of future movie-goer and Mr. Radcliffe shall seek it at the far edges of the movie universe. He's probably got his agent touting every action-hero and heroin-addict part that bounces past him.

― Aimless, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:43 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one more button, u hairy geek

― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 3, 2012 10:45 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idgi

*bangs gavel* zing court is now in session

i just want to understand this zing, i mean it looks p good but like what is morbs talking abt, buttons?

fuck buttons

button, button...who fucked the button?

http://rlv.zcache.com/harry_potter_movie_poster_button-p145398030977369209en8go_400.jpg

i thought morbs was just talking about the picture of radcliffe's hairy chest being covered by a button up

I thought it was a 'metaphorical' button

yes, xp

ha so it wasnt even directed at aimless and therefor is not a zing, case dismissed

More evidence that only fully accredited zing investigators should post.

sorry dr morbius and zing legislators for wishing too hard for a zing. you fly too close to the sun, you get burnt. ;_;

matt p putting the whole system on trial

to be continued...

*end credits*

"So you're prosecuting this man for murder when in fact (*back door of courtroom opens, supposed victim enters*) this man isn't even dead?"

http://www.leonardociampa.com/RedButtonsKaplanRoast-4.jpg

OBJECTION

it's time the court started cracking down on zing ambulance chasers.

see now i'm dying to know what matt p THOUGHT the zing meant

don't bother, aint he britishes

evidence for the defense, your honor:

i first saw the thread on my mobile device, which did not show the first image.
later i came back to the thread and saw aimless' post, which struck me as very yokel-sounding "oh those kiddie actors, hollywood" etc.
i saw morbius post in that mindset and read it as "your clothes aren't done up correctly u hairy geek." (aimless is hairy in wdyll pics and sort of geeky in general.)

\o_O/

i plead insanity.

http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/27/knoll2.jpg

+ blindness to real morbius zings which are so much more effective with their plainspoken gruffness.

xp lol

Lol wcc actin like she's the fuckin mayor mccheese of psuedo philosophical faux suicide threads

― rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

mayor mccheese is killing me

http://jessegersten.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mayorMcCheese.jpg

lock thread

nah, we need a "mansplaining" zing then we can lock it

actually probably should have put on enemies thread since that's kind of the s.o.p. for the o.p. but i thought why add fuel to the fire

m@tt's zings are always hi-quality

He tends to only break them out once reason has been attempted, which i appreciate

tried to resist, have to post to congratulate ma@tt for the mayor mccheese citation

wasn't it weller saying back in '77 "how can i be a fucking revivalist when i'm only 18"? nothing changes. shame on number one hitmaker jake bugg who will soon have more money than everyone on ilx put together for not making like shoreditch brostep cutz sampled from the italian porn soundtracks he bought from intoxica in 1996.

― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:16 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good post. really makes you think.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 18 October 2012 14:18 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plain dry biscuit of a zing.

more of a "ting"

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A Very History Mayne Film Canon

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lmao COOOOOOOP

love him

lmao

This person is past the point of sympathy. She's a privileged toddler in a 48yo woman's body, who's had 200 second chances and accepts no responsibility for her actions. A big part of her appeal was that she was charming and attractive...now she is neither AND a shitty actress. Chica, don't come back....stay away!

And I say this as a one-time fan.

― Cousin Slappy, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:54 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

when you've lost cousin slappy, you've lost the nation

― mookieproof, Saturday, November 24, 2012 10:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hi Cousin Slappy

― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:01 PM
Hi!

― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:03 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tObHXL5acWQ

i'll never understand the fuss about bleeding 'inspector norse'

proper colin hunt music

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:35 (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's not to get? who doesn't want to hear the soundtrack to a giant robot goose stomping down the street in celebration at having thwarted an insidious space attack?

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:02 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

as i say

― r|t|c, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:20 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking hell, dog latin

http://politico.ie/images/politico/features/AITT/ColinHunt_crisisjam.jpg