That's kind of a great feeling though.
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i felt like i was leaving the scene of a crime
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
my apartment's stairwell smelled like gross cat food and puke this morning
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
I have no security deposit on my current place, does that mean I get to not clean it? dear landlord, sorry about the mildew in the bathroom and kitchen floor stickiness that never seems to go away
― mh, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link
before i moved to ldn, i figured out that my building's mgmt company had about 4 months worth of rent in various bullshit deposits and fees. cleaning, moving stuff out save for what i wanted to take with me, and paying the last month's rent quickly fell by the wayside.
― lauren, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link
i had no security deposit at the first apt i lived in in manhattan. i left that place looking like a murder scene.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I got you all beat, I bought a whole house just so I could use it to murder people
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
like, literally, between the sangria vomit stains and the red hair dye spills all over the carpet.
xpost uh
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
wow
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link
oh come on
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
ok that is funny, yr right
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link
found maggots in trash can the other day
― max, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link
car has been missing side view mirror for almost 14 months
havent changed water in wading pool in my driveway for 2 weeks, still get in it when drunk
― max, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I have no hope of getting my security deposit back, I just hope they don't try to charge me for anything beyond that. Can they do that??
― Jordan, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link
dead milipedes/spiders/insects everywhere all over the floor of my room
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
gross!!
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
i kinda draw the line at bugs and vermin - that and health effects are the main motivations for cleaning apartment still have stacks of papers and books everywhere but kitchen and bathroom though - that might never change, as it never has
― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link
three years of cat vomit & poop stains on the carpet :(
― Jordan, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
rent a shop vac????
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
hree years of cat vomit & poop stains on the carpet :(
-- Jordan, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:56 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
that too.
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
actually the bugs aren't so bad now since i vacuumed, dusted, etc. the other day. still my room gets a lot of bugs:-/
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
ughh drinking 40s of steel reserve cuz wana get drunk and no $$.
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Steel Reserve tastes like that weird sawdust stuff they used to soak up pukes out of the carpet in elementary school.
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link
stop dude
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
that stuff was a little lemony
― 69, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link
steel reserve was drink of choice jr year of HS, before we moved on to gennesee cream ale.
― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link
yah well you'll come back to it in your late 20s. we all do.
― chaki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link
how am i living an even dirt baggier lifestyle than i was a year ago
― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
new york will do that to a man.
― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah even the trees in new york are dirtbags
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
also can I use "dirt baggier" for a character in my new play
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link
ha
all my shoes have holes in them, i have discovered
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link
my pits stink.
― ian, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link
(but i like it.)
me too rrrobyn! it's really sad. even my longest lasting shoes, the doc martens that i've had for 12 years, got holes in them this year. r.i.p. shoesss
― bell_labs, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Tombot that character's name has to be pronounced "Deert Baw-j-yay". He's Francophone Swiss.
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
write a research paper for a high school kid for 75 bucks
that's real
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 15 November 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
I am wondering if I can make my sneakers look nice again with WD40?
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Dr. Bronners and a brillo sponge
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:17 (sixteen years ago) link
i was wondering if i could fix the hole in the heal of my sneaker with super glue and rubber cement?
― ian, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
totally
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link
-- sexyDancer, Thursday, November 15, 2007 5:17 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i have these
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link
I cleaned my sneaks destroyed inna No Fun Fest mosh pit this way.
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link
not a brillo pad tho!
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 15 November 2007 22:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, I'm Dirty Dan, the world's dirtiest man, I never have taken a shower. I can't see my shirt--it's so covered with dirt, And my ears have enough to grow flowers.
But the water is either a little too hot, Or else it's a little too cold. I'm musty and dusty and patchy and scratchy And mangy and covered with mold. But the water is always a little too hot, Or else it's a little too cold.
I live in a pen with five hogs and a hen And three squizzly lizards who creep in My bed, and they itch as I squirm, and I twitch In the cruddy old sheets that I sleep in.
In you looked down my throat with a flashlight, you'd note That my insides are coated with rust. I creak when I walk and I squeak when I talk, And each time I sneeze I blow dust.
The thought of a towel and soap makes me howl, And when people have something to tell me They don't come and tell it--they stand back and yell it. I think they're afraid they might smell me.
The bedbugs that leap on me sing me to sleep, And the garbage flies buzz me awake. They're the best friends I've found and I fear they might drown So I never go too near a lake.
Each evening at nine I sit down to dine With the termites who live in my chair, And I joke with the bats and have intimate chats With the cooties who crawl in my hair.
I'd brighten my life if I just found a wife, But I fear that will never be Until I can find a girl, gentle and kind, With a beautiful face and a sensitive mind, Who sparkles and twinkles and glistens and shines-- And who's almost as dirty as me.
― B.L.A.M., Friday, 21 December 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i just found a mummified carrot under my couch :o
― bell_labs, Sunday, 23 December 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
looks like dirty dan found his girl
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 December 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link
omigod i need to get a job pronto before i tread any further towards semi-alchoholism
i hate, hate, hate, to say it, but i guess that i'm one of those people who needs some external structure in my life...elsewise i tend to end up fucking off and indulging all of my worst tendencies
― dell, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link