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THIS is the work of XPOST MAN!!

TOMBOT, Sunday, 25 January 2009 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

whereing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

"We have to make fun of him for that as soon as he gets back in the car"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 25 January 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

tombot king of the false dilemma

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 21:40 (seventeen years ago)

worst brian eno song ever

a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

come on, you know it would be awesome

roxymuzak, Sunday, 25 January 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

This never failed to make my French ex-wife snigger as coitus, in French, is coït.

― Last night it was pullulating with (Michael White), Friday, January 30, 2009 3:46 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ohhhhh, now I get it. It has the same first syllable as coitus.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, January 30, 2009 3:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

michael white speaks french?

pwner's manual (omar little), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Ha, that wasn't meant to be a zing. I honestly didn't know why everyone was snickering about the Coit Tower.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:06 (seventeen years ago)

u_u

torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

In America, we call those "cock rings".

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

Greatest single ever released?
http://www.factory-overseas.de/images/Fac73r_au.jpg

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 7:37 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Of course, Kenan!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, November 6, 2004 2:50 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Blue Monday 88 was not the greatest single!

This was:
http://www.btinternet.com/~comme6/saville/Bluemonday_a.jpg

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:38 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU LIE!

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:44 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Actually, I don't even know what that is.)

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:45 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Holy shit... I take it all back. It's Blue Monday '83!

I an kicking myself over and over and over for not instantly recognizing it. I'm American... you gotta cut me some slack.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, November 6, 2004 3:51 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I am also american.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, November 6, 2004 6:10 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2009 06:42 (seventeen years ago)

I don't even remember that.

dan selzer, Saturday, 31 January 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

So many reasons why COGH is far superior to 77. Thanks, y'all beautiful!

― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:42 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no people, no problems

― roxymuzak, Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

king boy pato really is francis from pee wee's big adventure isnt he

s1ocki, Sunday, 1 February 2009 03:50 (seventeen years ago)

i think on cape of good hope someone else aside from kbp posting constitutes a "clusterfuck"

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, February 1, 2009 1:43 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

estela, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

loooooooool j0rdan

twitty milk (deej), Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

This is ILXOR, we do what we like (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 February 2009 10:26 (seventeen years ago)

quality lols

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

lolity quals

as much dandelion as you can put in there (latebloomer), Sunday, 1 February 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

Thread of being readded to 77 after comedy mod actions today unsubscribed a bunch of people

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:08 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It's like being dumped from The Guardian all over again, innit?

― Skank Bloc Burwood (King Boy Pato), Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:43 PM Bookmark

TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:14 (seventeen years ago)

daaag

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

The rare successful Pato zing.

roxymuzak, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:33 (seventeen years ago)

made my blud run cold

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

ya until that i was kinda warming to pato. i dont know him well at all but the failed zings are occasionally adorable

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

naw, the point is that most kbp zings don't connect but that one was a fucking knockout

TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

he only zings his own

america is the only _______ that _______ (country matters), Sunday, 1 February 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

made my blud run cold

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:36 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark

lmao

jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i feel rev i just didnt ride for that one is all

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

Need zing police jagger to decide whether or not that was a justified and successful zing.

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

dom im not louis or anything however i think you got zung but good

max, Sunday, 1 February 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

i thought it was a good zing for kbp, but weak sauce by 500% flavour of my balls standards

caek, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

less funny than 500% but decidedly more zingy

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

where zingy = hurtful

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://zingytees.browseorbuy.com/product_images/fullsize/zing.jpg

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:34 (seventeen years ago)

would wear

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:35 (seventeen years ago)

would wear xpost

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.inkycircus.com/jargon/images/fraternal_twins_sxc_nr_1.jpg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

haha aw!

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)

"flavour of my balls" is all-time zing and it's not fair to hold other zings up to it's standard

TACO BIZZLE (The Reverend), Monday, 2 February 2009 06:12 (seventeen years ago)

way easy target.

xp's

subatomic dawg (Ioannis), Monday, 2 February 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)

i have a friend who manages a hollister on long island--if this sounds like a version of hell thats because it is, i think it was edited out of the inferno

― max, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thx max_stanton

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, February 1, 2009 10:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest

^hoos was qual this weekend

jordy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 2 February 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)

wow dude

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

the backlash begins

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

those two COGH zings basically redeemed that thread

Glans Kafka (MPx4A), Monday, 2 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

wow dude

― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the backlash begins

― roxymuzak, Monday, February 2, 2009 4:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeez you dont have to sound so pleased about it

max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)

WAHT I'm not pleased, I'm O_O

hence WOW

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)

;-)

max, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

Have I ever told the story on here about Chromeo cruising in the Jetta?

-- nabisco, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

try to keep it under 4,000 words

-- jaxon, Friday, June 29, 2007 10:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha

roxymuzak, Monday, 2 February 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)


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