Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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text of card from: http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/middle-schoolers-sex-ed-questions

skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)

imo "why cant we control oure boners" is the secret subtext ofd that movie

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8422/7711589464_ecb19d4e42_o.gif

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

it would actually be really neat to witness a stadium full of people doing a single finger wave

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 22:25 (thirteen years ago)

LOL is that o reilly

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

copping a sideboob view

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

crepey guy just thinkin baout boobs

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

boobs that make you go hmmmmmm

the late great, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:11 (thirteen years ago)

o'reilly otm

good timing trumpy

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)

seriously, fuck the wave.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i just went on a really strange google image search journey for "man having sex with the ocean"

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:47 (thirteen years ago)

hahaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Avatars/934/364693.jpg

"Oh yeah? Why don't you step over here and I'll show you who's doing the fucking around here."

pplains, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)

i know people are out there fucking waves. i believe

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/StmTO.gif

kanye shiwen (dayo), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)

whoops! #3 shoulda been

http://i.imgur.com/scQk3.jpg

del griffith, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

that graphic - radiation or wave?

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

also i don't know how the japan quake / fukushima thing is not o_O

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

to you i mean

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

that's a chart showing the dispersal of plastic waste from japan into the pacific ocean

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)

also meant to be a graphical representation of what happens when a man fucks the sea, but now the joke isn't funny since I had to explain it

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

there's nothing about the dispersal of condoms into the pacific that comes from the tidal wave of japanese ocean fucking

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

...that is funny

sometimes i forget to include words that are essential to the understanding of the sentence

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

http://i50.tinypic.com/4ftuua.png

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

the crowd roars

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 20 August 2012 01:38 (thirteen years ago)

ah yeah that is funny, what are they doing?

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ys92aL4M1r5c792o1_400.gif

Eric H., Monday, 20 August 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Lepjr.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:48 (thirteen years ago)

truly every cloud has a silver lining

ledge, Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

can someone explain that to me. is the funny related to how jesus face is smudged or something. i... want to laugh.

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

i did chuckle at the nunchucks on the door handle, never noticed those before

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)

ha ok

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/sijra.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Thursday, 23 August 2012 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

can someone do the "it's jesus lol"

http://images.uncyc.org/commons/b/b2/JesusLOL.jpg

jed_, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:16 (thirteen years ago)

i thought it was a sad story because poor 80 yr old lady obviously not with it & just trying to help, but now i have seen her speak it is sad because 80 yr old lady not senile at all just naturally obtuse, interfering, passive-aggressive, and blame-shifting.

ledge, Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:18 (thirteen years ago)

and yet the mumu on her jesus is so exquisite

turtwig greenturty (Matt P), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/nuQX0.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

OMG facebook here it comes

the late great, Friday, 24 August 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

need a rza verse about the ancient islamic calendar numerology of 169

very sexual album (schlump), Friday, 24 August 2012 00:46 (thirteen years ago)

nah dude

16th chamber = odb

9th chamber = inspectah deck

the late great, Friday, 24 August 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

16:9 (1.77:1) (16:9 = 42:32) is an aspect ratio with a width of 16 units and height of 9. Since 2009, it has become the most common aspect ratio for sold televisions and computer monitors and is also the international standard format of HDTV, Full HD, non-HD digital television and analog widescreen television (EDTV) PALplus.

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Monday, 27 August 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

http://whomadecookies.tumblr.com/post/29973429913/yesterdaysmeme-compilation-of-tom-delonge

Compilation of Tom Delonge singing the word “time” ” the most important document of our generation

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iiMwI.jpg

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:46 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DigimonOtis

jack chick-fil-A (dayo), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 11:53 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DigimonOtis/status/193776683713691648

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:16 (thirteen years ago)

(16:9 = 42:32)

waht

tropical storm mysac (crüt), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://twitter.com/DigimonOtis/status/193776683713691648

― Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, August 29, 2012 2:16 PM (26 minutes ago)

ends on an optimistic note at least

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

Digimon Otis ‏@DigimonOtis
I have nothing to say regarding the Trayvon Martin incident other than this: Survival of the fittest. Infer as you will.

the mandy moorhols (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 15:44 (thirteen years ago)


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