That mirror is off.
I mean, if you're going to put something like this together...
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
the spider thing good god the spider thing
― skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
no. just NOhttp://gawker.com/5933292/terrifying-urban-legend-comes-to-life-as-spider-found-livin…
― skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/a31iw.jpg
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
suppose 'ear' is a more charitable interpretation than the alternative 'eight-eyed spider in my... vagina?!' one
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
remove bookmark from thread omg I hate you all
― your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
It doesn't help that that is the grossest looking spider ever.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/rW3jq.jpg
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/06/national/main2765207.shtml
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
They were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrums
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
UGH I AM SO ITCHY
I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.
Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.
jesse: cool as helljesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you
― goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
How I feel about this thread now:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)
too long, didn't fap
― the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)
begging for a poll:
http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
I see an Onion one sneaked in there.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time
pulling for you amanda!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)
Maury is the weirdest fucking show
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo
this is just unbelievable
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)
maury is kind of a terrible person
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
oh the cotton ball maury is classic
for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
Gary Spivey is for real?
― Eric H., Monday, 13 August 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.garyspivey.com/
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)
I'm kinda feeling darren
― vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
gayatri spivack sock
― the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
wad of cotton balls
― contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)
I mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
!!
― goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)
wow, that whole series of ads are 0_ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Z8tz2Kcqchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7DAzMhfcQthey're good!
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
the snap of the bottle opening! The homey voice! it's well thought out!
"just to recap: you put spit on his face"
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)
Not as good as the fat boy seeing his parents sexing. Should've had the hamster do some awful shit.KrfNYC2 15 hours ago
― "Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)
The kid knocking on his parents' door looks like my weasel of a congressman:
http://agriculture.cjrwbeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Griffin.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
looks like a guy who's watched people fuck just recently
― goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:39 (thirteen years ago)
My tax dollars at work!
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
lol goole
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)
wtf
http://i.minus.com/io3YmqS2YzbQa.gif
― skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:41 (thirteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8riwnYNhk1qz8x20o1_400.jpg
― ○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
oh my god I will never stop laughing, gr8080 you have killed me
― Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
the next-level would be "take some shooters from the cooter"
― the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)
pound a drink from the stink!
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
"pound a drink from from the stink or you'll never be inducted into the Beta Kappa Delta family!
Love,
Mom
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)