o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yag7SH24qU

the late great, Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://gifsoup.com/view7/2898928/winnie-the-pooh-eating-hunny-o.gif

the late great, Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:04 (thirteen years ago)

now i have that song stuck in my head

if all you have is jan hammer, everything looks like jimmy nail (electricsound), Sunday, 5 August 2012 23:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8TsBRy3QQ

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:22 (thirteen years ago)

I promise to never search for videos featuring twins.

Eric H., Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:17 (thirteen years ago)

Here come the TWINS
Watch out for the stupid things they do

How about a bottle of water? Or a soft drink? or a Bucket of Water? He THOUGHT he was helping me WASH the motorhome. HEY!! That's not helping me. Sitting in a chair reading when along comes the TWIN.
What the heck, you are splashing me. That will be enough of that. GOTCHA. I hope that was not your favorite shirt. IN the pool you go. OOPS Lost my footing, In the pool I go too. Now you see what you made me do? HERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALONG COMES THE TWIN WITH THE HOSE AND LATER I FOUND HIM SITTING ALONE. "PAYBACKS" ARE HELL it is now time to take a shower. Are you sure this is big enough for both of us in here? Suck your gut in and it will be. Hey that water is COLD. SHUT UP! This was your idea. That is all for this show.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

Something very

http://i.imgur.com/9IgLw.jpg

about all of that.

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:26 (thirteen years ago)

so many unanswered questions.

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:32 (thirteen years ago)

goin in the kitchen for a fresh ballcap

andrew m., Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:18 (thirteen years ago)

fuck washing a hat

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

That mirror is off.

I mean, if you're going to put something like this together...

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

the spider thing good god the spider thing

skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:41 (thirteen years ago)

no. just NO
http://gawker.com/5933292/terrifying-urban-legend-comes-to-life-as-spider-found-livin

skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/a31iw.jpg

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

suppose 'ear' is a more charitable interpretation than the alternative 'eight-eyed spider in my... vagina?!' one

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

remove bookmark from thread omg I hate you all

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

It doesn't help that that is the grossest looking spider ever.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rW3jq.jpg

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/06/national/main2765207.shtml

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

They were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrums

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

UGH I AM SO ITCHY

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

jesse: cool as hell
jesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you

goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

How I feel about this thread now:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:14 (thirteen years ago)

too long, didn't fap

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:05 (thirteen years ago)

begging for a poll:

http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

I see an Onion one sneaked in there.

pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time

pulling for you amanda!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Maury is the weirdest fucking show

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo

this is just unbelievable

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

maury is kind of a terrible person

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

oh the cotton ball maury is classic

for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.

pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)

Gary Spivey is for real?

Eric H., Monday, 13 August 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.garyspivey.com/

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

I'm kinda feeling darren

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)

gayatri spivack sock

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)

Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.

pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)

wad of cotton balls

contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:19 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:23 (thirteen years ago)

I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

!!

goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:26 (thirteen years ago)

wow, that whole series of ads are 0_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Z8tz2Kcqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7DAzMhfcQ
they're good!

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

the snap of the bottle opening! The homey voice! it's well thought out!

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

"just to recap: you put spit on his face"

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

Not as good as the fat boy seeing his parents sexing. Should've had the hamster do some awful shit.
KrfNYC2 15 hours ago

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)


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