WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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All of the intra-Sinister fucking is too much of a mess for me to follow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

you can do hot links in excel

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

new answers, pls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I slept with lady pooperton.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

do you guys put it in teh pooper?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:25 (twenty years ago)

hi five, dude!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

MY POOPER WEIGHS A TON

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Chaki can't work out Alba?

This thread is amazing.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYONE MAN. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

heres a pic of rumpie
http://i6.tinypic.com/120nyvr.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:07 (twenty years ago)

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

public enemy (my uzi weighs a ton)/jungle brothers (my jimmy weighs a ton)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:53 (twenty years ago)

GAH! rumpie pic of hugeness. GAH!

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:05 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm just surprised that she isn't swimming in some bodily fluid...

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

mkdir rumpie

one thing i know about rumpie is she refers to her bf's genitals as "grocery groin" and that's something i really respect

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:19 (twenty years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2214-1/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

rm -r rumpie

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 9 June 2006 03:50 (twenty years ago)

why why why did i just read this whole thread

i hate jaymc.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 9 June 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

Sand in pussy?

plz for less rumpie info forever.

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 05:55 (twenty years ago)

it's funny how that huge picture still gives you no idea what she looks like

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

I still can't figure out the balls the size of kiwis thing--isn't that normal size? Do they just get HUGE kiwi fruits in the UK or have I been blessed to know a number of men with grocery groins, too??? Maybe she's had a lot of dudes who had NO testicles which would be weird.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

I think you've been eating small kiwis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

ally, according to wikipedia, the average kiwifruit it 5 to 8 cm long. in your experience, is average testicle size you've encountered 2.5 inches?? that's huge, bro!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

what about YOUR EXPERIENCE?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

i think there is a misunderstanding here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Well now I know way more about TOMBOT than I need to.

― Dan (Legs Akimbo!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.worldofwearableart.com/winners/images/151_25.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

in my experience? balls RARELY come that large.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (twenty years ago)

do big ball(ed) men release more manglue?

(serious question)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:42 (twenty years ago)

YES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:45 (twenty years ago)

WTF

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

it is kind of hard to compare mentally and you can't be like oh hold on let me see if this kiwi is bigger or smaller so it seems like kiwi would be an average ball size when you don't have a kiwi right there but i am pretty sure a kiwi sized testicle would actually be quite large, yes xposts

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

man what a long sentence i made

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

It's almost kiwi-sized.

― Dan (Full Circle) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

individual v. collective, people

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

OK so either you've all got small genitalia or I only know freaks. Unless for some weird ass reason you guys are actually discussing the internal bits and not including the sack part at all, in which case I don't even know WHAT to say.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah i was totally thinking individual balls

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

THE SCROTUM IS NOT THE TESTICLE

PLEASE TO COUNT TESTICLES ONE BY ONE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

man what a long sentence i made

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 9th, 2006. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin)

but a very otm long sentence! what you said was exactly what i was thinking.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Okay, sack vs. testes, clarity achieved.

OMG ew now I'm imagining kiwis shaped like ballsacks.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

IOW, you're imagining kiwis?

― Dan (???) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Please don't make me use pictures to illustrate the difference between a round kiwi and a drooping ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:18 (twenty years ago)

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

NO I'm not. I'm talking about individual but including the length of the sack. If the entire thing is kiwi sized I think that is smaller than normal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

dudes, why are we talking about balls???

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

oh man, if u gotta ask youll never know

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

ally, your metrics are all messed up

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.useddishes.com/gallery/teabag.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

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