final lolution

law & order is the new baby jesus & madonna

frank stallone is the new methuselah

Is there any artist under 30 who can make are that doesn't have to rely on pop culture references? Going to the Whitney biennial is like watching Family Guy.

THANK YOU! And the answer is yes...one of my friends is big into heavily technical (oil) painting. Wish I had some photos/scans to show :-(

you should start the whiney biennial

Is there any artist under 30 who can make are that doesn't have to rely on pop culture references? Going to the Whitney biennial is like watching Family Guy.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 29 November 2007 07:07 (7 hours ago) Link

major lols. too true.

although i stand by my original statement that uppers [nsfw: music] should be in the digital art section of next year's biennial.

man I had totally forgotten that all the art was still in big galleries
wake me up when world war II starts, guys

the whitney biennial is such a damn joke

hi derre i am a smelly butt
http://newyorkette.com/wp-content/momus6.jpg

xpost: yes, japanther was in it (tentative)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXOQ3l9Xngk

"the venus de milo ... she is a bit plump for me, but she had a few romans getting a bit hot under the collar round about the fourth century"

He calls her out twice for being fat. David Bailey is awes.

this guy is pretty awesome

http://www.youtube.com/user/AtheneWins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBT8obZFhMg

i just got an apparently sourceless text message w. an included photo of somebody who is completely unknown to me. it is a bit hot!

i do not know how to get it off my phone, or i would post it here.

it is a 'cingular slideshow' text message with an embedded image. i cannot save the image to my phone, nor get bluetooth to recognize it. thots?

might be a bluetooth virus

Take a photo of it and post the photo

athene hehe...

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/47356-shia-labeouf-working-on-cage-biopic

"when I found out that Cage was white, it was incredible."

Not that I don't love Cage, but what the fuck planet does this guy live on?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Planet_hollywood_disney.jpg/800px-Planet_hollywood_disney.jpg

I like Shia The Beef, though.

just thought that shit was funny

if you can fwd photo via txt i can up

XD

lol you turdz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ycB2_NcQxk

planet lollywod

AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=N0PXuVc9Vgk

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I laughed my ass off, I like it when WONDER WOMAN swore!!!

xpost A+ for "pants trouble" guy!

is that sarah silverman doing wonderwoman's voice?

last night wifee heard a clip of Forever by the beach boys and kinda squeed and told me how much she loved that song, that she doesn't remember where she'd heard it, but it kinda makes her cry to listen to it.

then this morning we came up with this conclusion
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hv1fRVEa6y0

jaxon is this your wife:

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i love this epsiode i cried when he sang this song
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i love this episode i cried whe he sang this song on their wedding day

yes, and don't make fun of her, she'll shank you

The members of Ghost all have really nice hair!
-- Ian c=====8 (orion), Monday, September 27, 2004 8:58 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8494/0000012ck.gif

milonakis.avi

Btw; Check out Amy Adams singing That's How You Know from Enchanted. I'll YSI it later today if you guys are interested.

-- Mordechai Shinefield

Nevermind. You can watch it here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xRYU4cqUAUs

:)

-- Mordechai Shinefield

sigh.

Writing for Rolling Stone would've meant validation at age 22. The best man won, but the taste of defeat is still so bittersweet.
by Andrew Miller
Issue date: 4/5/07

One of my biggest, boldest, most perverse dreams - writing for Rolling Stone - seemed so within reach until Tuesday. After three months of waiting, I found out I'd lost to a foe (and Facebook friend) in the "I'm From Rolling Stone" contest, which ran in conjunction with MTV's reality series of the same name.

This all started the night before Spring semester commenced. I'd just returned from Puerto Vallarta, aching to re-establish a sense of normality after a week of tequila, seasickness and strange food. Lying in bed around 11 p.m., making my regular Internet rounds, I spotted a writing contest on rollingstone.com. The assignment was easy enough: Write 10 questions for an artist of your choosing in 300 words or less.

John Mayer was the first artist to come to mind, and shamefully, the artist I knew the most about without need for research. So 10 minutes and 10 questions later, I submitted my entry. I didn't think anything of it. Having almost forgotten about the contest entirely, I checked back that Saturday to find I was a weekly finalist. The following Wednesday, I found out I'd won the week's competition. My reward? A cheap electric guitar, a cheap mp3 player, but the priceless experience of my name plastered on rollingstone.com's home page in big, bold type. You couldn't miss it if you tried.

From there, things got crazy. The following day, John Mayer took the questions and posted his answers on his blog. (The same blog I've been reading now since - God, this is lame - my senior year of high school.) US Weekly took interest and posted a story about it on their Web site. So did People Magazine. The next day, I was a front-page story in the Mankato Free Press. It was an awkward position as the writer being the news. (I guess you can't really know how strange it feels unless you're someone who actually writes news. Complete role-reversal.)

My head left spinning, this was only the beginning of a grueling wait to see if I would be chosen among 10 weekly winners for a three-month writing gig with Rolling Stone. (Not to mention, the recipient of a new Apple MacBook, but that's minor in comparison.)

About a week later, when things started to calm down, I did an arbitrary Facebook search - you've done it, too! - to find the winner from week one. (I'd won week two.) I found him: Mordechai Shinefield, 22, newly married, a student at Yeshiva in New York City. We traded friendly messages over Facebooks, shared our disbelief, wished each other luck, lamented our inability to play guitar and expressed intolerance for all non-iPod mp3 players.

The night before the verdict, I knew it was between Mordechai and myself. Interest in the contest dropped off dramatically after the first few weeks and entrants became down right pathetic. Even as I waited all of seven hours Tuesday for an announcement - leaving me with a migraine - I began to suspect Mordechai was the lucky winner. After a few shots and beers at South Street, I conceded to the fact he deserved it. Sure, I meant all the pleasantries I had sent him leading up to the verdict, but dammit, writing for Rolling Stone is my dream, too.

So here's the thing: I had the chance to achieve a dream by way of a contest and I lost. It happens. But in a way, I'm relieved, because the dream remains and I'd rather earn it on my own merits and not by some promotional contest. To entertain a hope, have a dream be so damn close to reality, is one of the most pleasurable things in life. No matter how delusional it seems, I was able to experience this for three months straight. So how can I be mad I didn't win a chance to write for Rolling Stone?

Well, it is Rolling Stone.

Mordechai Sheffield is 22? I assumed he was, y'know, 47.

all of those guys who write like 'that' seem to be either college age music bloggers who strawman out their peers to seem more wise, or middle-aged ex-village voice freelancers.

expressed intolerance for all non-iPod mp3 players.

Radio Disney's dominance is skewing the "teenpop" center ever younger, which may leave a probing and restless brainiac like Ashlee out in the cold, faced with the choice of dumbing herself down for the adults or dumbing herself down for the kids, or simply fading out - though Aly & A.J. continue to probe restlessly and lucratively within the Disney confines.

kogan?

^^^

way too much restless probing going on there

I would say "buy a fucking thesaurus" but some people do not need their creepcabulary expanded.