dirt bag style

Man, one time outside the co-op across from my house, I found this 8-pack of designer canned soups. Turducken, quail,, all kinds of great stuff! I didn't have any food at the time (which was why I was looking outside the co-op: food was left in the parking lt & by the dumpster a lot), so I was K-EXCITED. But when I got home & saw them in the light I discovered they were designer dog foods.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 1:49 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wow.

Turducken dog food!!!

dog food style

omg guys you should have seen the condition i just left my apartment in. bye bye security deposit. u_u

That's kind of a great feeling though.

i felt like i was leaving the scene of a crime

my apartment's stairwell smelled like gross cat food and puke this morning

I have no security deposit on my current place, does that mean I get to not clean it? dear landlord, sorry about the mildew in the bathroom and kitchen floor stickiness that never seems to go away

before i moved to ldn, i figured out that my building's mgmt company had about 4 months worth of rent in various bullshit deposits and fees. cleaning, moving stuff out save for what i wanted to take with me, and paying the last month's rent quickly fell by the wayside.

i had no security deposit at the first apt i lived in in manhattan. i left that place looking like a murder scene.

I got you all beat, I bought a whole house just so I could use it to murder people

like, literally, between the sangria vomit stains and the red hair dye spills all over the carpet.

xpost uh

wow

oh come on

ok that is funny, yr right

found maggots in trash can the other day

car has been missing side view mirror for almost 14 months

havent changed water in wading pool in my driveway for 2 weeks, still get in it when drunk

I have no hope of getting my security deposit back, I just hope they don't try to charge me for anything beyond that. Can they do that??

yes

dead milipedes/spiders/insects everywhere all over the floor of my room

gross!!

i kinda draw the line at bugs and vermin - that and health effects are the main motivations for cleaning apartment
still have stacks of papers and books everywhere but kitchen and bathroom though - that might never change, as it never has

three years of cat vomit & poop stains on the carpet :(

rent a shop vac????

hree years of cat vomit & poop stains on the carpet :(

-- Jordan, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:56 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that too.

actually the bugs aren't so bad now since i vacuumed, dusted, etc. the other day. still my room gets a lot of bugs:-/

ughh drinking 40s of steel reserve cuz wana get drunk and no $$.

Steel Reserve tastes like that weird sawdust stuff they used to soak up pukes out of the carpet in elementary school.

stop dude

that stuff was a little lemony

steel reserve was drink of choice jr year of HS, before we moved on to gennesee cream ale.

yah well you'll come back to it in your late 20s. we all do.

how am i living an even dirt baggier lifestyle than i was a year ago

new york will do that to a man.

yeah even the trees in new york are dirtbags

also can I use "dirt baggier" for a character in my new play

ha

all my shoes have holes in them, i have discovered

my pits stink.

(but i like it.)

me too rrrobyn! it's really sad. even my longest lasting shoes, the doc martens that i've had for 12 years, got holes in them this year. r.i.p. shoesss

Tombot that character's name has to be pronounced "Deert Baw-j-yay". He's Francophone Swiss.

write a research paper for a high school kid for 75 bucks

that's real