LOLZ @ LAWYERS

http://slu.edu/Documents/law/Law%20Journal/Archives/LJ56-2_Mason_Article.pdf

impressive

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/07/10/a-legal-fight-over-sipping-beer-on-a-stoop/?ref=nyregion

since i am a local expert on open container laws i took special note of this. i think the guy is wrong for talking to the nyt before court because someone is going to tell the cop about this and he's going to show up for court when he might not have otherwise. this is what's wrong with law students thinking they can represent themselves better than a regular person can. they don't understand strategy! also advising his friends they might be better off pleading guilty when the fine is $25! how can they possibly be better off than that!? dummy

for future reference my advice is to always plead not guilty to these types of charges

also lol at "this is injustice"

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/oh_chute_gal_trash_ploy_horror_8FfVqSo95Bnhd3BZ6fe3IL

not really lol, just ... ugh

yikes, that's horrible.

http://fairbaseballist.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/babylawyer2.jpg

These interns keep getting younger and younger ;o)

lawyer? he's not even old enough to know her! ;]

http://rlv.zcache.com/ill_become_a_lawyer_or_ill_cut_my_balls_off_tshirt-r9f43675f43c24bfb830aae1c19897aa5_f0cj3_216.jpg

You shouldn't act all loosey-goosey when you appear before a judge. You certainly shouldn't tell him fuck you.

But all that said, judge is still an asshole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLA7dQ-uxR0

What did she say her jewelry was worth

"like rick ross"

this is not a bright woman

http://www.10news.com/news/u-s-world/judge-holds-self-in-contempt-for-his-smartphone-judge-raymond-voets-cell-disrupted-hearing-041513

my friend who is a public defender just posted on facebook about a special narcotics prosecutor in court today with a huge split in the seam of his pants. lol at lawyers.

there is a super old prosecutor in my county who is constantly pulling out wedgies. that is when he stands up because he's too old and broken to stand up to talk to the judge. having cases with him is a dream though, he's constantly unprepared.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324743704578444422350608136.html?mod=wsj_share_tweet

http://i.imgur.com/qYkyMWH.png

brb, looking for more state hammers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c1K2JmMjv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15M9b6PAdro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62xreSr25uI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRYXLnbPDnE

included based on technicality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbovoGUKmaY

Amberley "The Easter Lily" Hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pseMw1q_xF4

no pressure, bro.

how weird would it be to walk into that guy's office and he still has the echo in his voice.

this was pretty great

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/782131-thatcher.html

i bet they like bacon a lot

http://marylandpotlawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/MPL_profile2.png

http://shockinglawyers.ytmnd.com/

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-10-21/news/ct-met-lawyers-social-media-20131021_1_social-media-injury-attorney-cases

http://i.imgur.com/bWAaCSk.jpg

For the past 30 years, Goldberg has paid extra so he can display his exotic cars — he also owns a Bentley and Lamborghini — parked diagonally across two spaces at the lot along the avenue, a busy thoroughfare on weekday mornings for criminal defendants and their families.

time to take it too far now/michael douglas out the car now

http://www.lawofficesofladyjustice.com/

would hire them.

ilxor: "I'd like to hire some of that!"

I went with another attorney before hiring lady justice. That attorney who I will not name took my money and didn’t do anything for me! Dana and Mona teamed up and helped me through a very tough time. Thank you. I hope you both the best.

Mina S.
Apple Valley, CA

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/22/fashion/Millenials-Millennials-Generation-Y.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

“I feel like their work ethic is a legitimate concern, even though it sounds like you’re a whiny old person complaining about the youth,” said Jared Neumark, 31, who produced the video for Official Comedy. “There’s this focus on enjoying your work, and that creates a huge problem because there needs to be a part of the population that has not-so-much-fun jobs, more labor-intensive jobs, or that are, like, lawyers.”
― j., Saturday, December 21, 2013 6:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr2gdPY-88w

aside from the screaming, this seven minute, verbatim reenactment of the actual derailing of a deposition is sometimes how things go.

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2014/06/fla_judge_accused_of_attacking.html

http://i.imgur.com/cwBoWhj.png

uggggh

stuart v. goldberg is actually just a wax dummy you can rent for your court appearance.

but seriously, if you want a little street cred, just get some CGI rappers to do the job for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBEWHy6khZw

i got spam from these dickheadz

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/green-winick-notice-appear-court-malware.shtml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIk1zEiGwM

Soon as I saw this site I thought "must be in California"
http://edelson.com/

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/05/12/lawyers-with-lowest-pay-report-more-happiness/

I think Carl is going to disagree with this.

Oh, no, that makes sense. I don't think I'd be happier if I had a partner track associate job. I'd be happiest if my the pay/demands of my current job were in line with each other, either making what I make now and having the flexibility I was promised when I accepted the salary, or paid market rate for the work I do. That still wouldn't be associate-level pay but it also wouldn't be associate level work or hassle.

the scene from "silicon valley" where the dude has a drink with a failed designer/inventor and they figure out that if he had taken less venture capital he would've managed expectations and might still have his company is something i think about a lot lately

cross-posted from lolz thread:
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2015/07/28/mom-throws-dream-party-for-personal-injury-lawyer-obsessed-toddler/