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Morbius,

I didn't throw any shoes and you know this because having once been a member of a marching band at an inauguration AND the uniformed services I can proudly say that all of this pomp and ceremony is straight up 100% bullshit and that ESPECIALLY includes the unofficial hoo-rah nonsense that has taken over large portions of my city for the last few days.

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

sorry, feel ya

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

how is the government?!

caek, Friday, 6 February 2009 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

miss u tom where u been @?

max, Friday, 6 February 2009 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

6-day temp ban.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 6 February 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

lulz

鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 6 February 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

RIP...

Ages 8 to 80, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

you guys killed him with all your butthurt mod complaints

bnw, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

nice work. now you're stuck with the itr crew as your mods.

Ages 8 to 80, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

just stopping in to say bi

charleston chain (jeff), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

totally called this btw

lol (roxymuzak), Friday, 13 February 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

Wait, is TOMBOT really not around?

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:24 (seventeen years ago)

he posts as a-bomb on 77

caek, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not on 77.

It is not enough to love mankind – you must be able to stand (Michael White), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:29 (seventeen years ago)

You should hear what a-bomb's been saying about you.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

AFAIK tom is not posting on ilx at this point, not sure if he'll come back or not.

From Rax to Rich's (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.watchmencomicmovie.com/images/dr-manhattan-on-mars.jpg

Father Time has always been our most reliable film critic (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

Thread of missing TOMBOT

Coyote Ultra Nate (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:28 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

FICH DICH, CONFICKER

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/RubensResurrection.jpg

velko, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 06:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.tovx.com/graphics2/bible%20verses/luke214.gif

ilx's funniest posts, hosted by otm bergeron (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 06:51 (seventeen years ago)

just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 07:53 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are going to learn, I think, that I'm the nicest mod you fucking have

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, 28 May 2008

this turned out to be true!

velko, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 07:55 (seventeen years ago)

\m/

A bacon desert? Anything is possible. (stevie), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

how is the government?!

caek, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

boo!!!!

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 13:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2073/2348035396_639720bf37.jpg

hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

my mother said to get things done
you'd better not mess with el tomboto

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

sry abt single handedly driving u off the internet dude

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

have u been in space y/n?

sadness/crying (Lamp), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

Welcome back, Tom.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

tom i never realized i could miss u so much

~*glompz*~

the most brazen explosion of clitoral lust in folk-metal history (cankles), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

this is an encouraging development

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

the thought plickens

continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

http://i41.tinypic.com/20p7vx0.jpg

bnw, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.stainlesssteeldroppings.com/images/back.jpg

altered prostates (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 03:21 (seventeen years ago)

was that his post for the whole spring?

Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 1 April 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

caek:

busy

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 April 2009 03:01 (seventeen years ago)

hey tom!!!!

I just take my louis jag out and wave it round in the air (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 3 April 2009 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

bring back grady

sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Friday, 3 April 2009 06:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bookgasm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/hardman-2.jpg

velko, Friday, 3 April 2009 08:17 (seventeen years ago)

yay!

horseshoe, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

heard 'jailbreak' at the bar last night; thought of u

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

TOMBOT - a 'white hat' is coming to my class next week. what should I ask him to look smart?

bnw, Saturday, 4 April 2009 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

bnw, ask him what he thinks about this:

In 1954, test pilot John Stapp walked away from a near-instant stop from 1017 kilometres per hour while strapped into a rocket sled. Yet that same year 33,890 of his fellow Americans died on the road, often in accidents at 40 km/h or slower.

"The level of safety (in cars) which we accept for ourselves, our wives, and our children is... on a par with shipping fragile, valuable objects loose inside a container," warned Hugh DeHaven, a crash investigator at Cornell University's aeronautical laboratory in New York.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 14:41 (seventeen years ago)

dude - hi

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

Greetings!

Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

Fought a guy on SFII last night named LORD TOMBAT

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:44 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

What do you think of NASA as an organization? I didn't really follow the details of this until recently, but it seems to be be pretty dysfunctional, even for federal government.

caek, Saturday, 5 December 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

NASA was, and parts of it remain, very hot shit. The problem is a lot of NASA hasn't changed, but the industries around it have, and management is still coming to grips. This same little narrative can be applied to about a hundred other little agencies that never had anything nearly as exciting to take credit for like putting a motherfucking man on the moon, or repeating that feat enough times to help perform a series of otherwise impossible experiments.

I'm going to use this thread to start a how-to guide of how to become a USA federal civil servant.

We'll start with navigating this best-effort hoo-hah:
http://www.usajobs.gov/

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 May 2010 03:29 (sixteen years ago)


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